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  1. Welcome, Shane Hollander! by

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    2026-07-16

    [A 2020 photo of Shane Hollander lifting the Stanley Cup above his head.]

    @NHLInsider Shane Hollander is officially an Unrestricted Free Agent. Rumors are swirling about a possible departure after his romantic relationship with Ottawa captain Ilya Rozanov was revealed less than two months ago. Will he stay in Montreal or head for icier pastures? Click on the link in our bio for all the insider analysis of where he might end up next.

    Posted July 1 at 10:51 AM

    ***
    @hatrickzzz Hoping he finally goes to a place that appreciates him!

    @love2puck he’ll be lucky if anyone wants to touch him after all this mess. what a distraction.

    @hockeywhore @love2puck the only distraction is how terribly he’s been treated by his team and the league. Wouldn’t blame him one bit if he walked away from the game altogether.

    @zambonisrevenge There’s no way he’s going to Ottawa…right?

    @blackandred As much as I want him here, there’s no fucking way.

    @ilyarozanoff Whatever team he winds up at, I’m sure the announcement video will be EPIC.

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    AO3:
    #88629351

  2. They don't know about us by

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    2026-07-11

    When in the 20/21 season Shane is forced to come out, Ilya is not far behind him.
    Twitter sees this as a chance to get the two rivals together, with help from their teammates.

    Except they’re already in a relationship, unbeknownst to everyone.

     

    (Hayden already knows like in the original timeline)

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    AO3:
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  3. PSYCHO LILY/HARPY JANE by

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    2026-07-08

    “Jane,” Rozanov said in a strangled voice. Someone was probably eavesdropping, Shane realized. “Jane. Business sausage dearest mine.”

    Sausage?..

    “I’m trying to process the fact that I will have actual, real, boring Canadian kid in August. And you giving me speeches about logic and documents. Mercy, please.”

    ...

    Shane's unplanned pregnancy, not angst or #shabortion, but a crack comedy

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  4. Spend the Day With Ilya Rozanov by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-07-07

    [Ilya Rozanov yawns and stretches shirtless in his kitchen. Pajama pants hang low on his waist, and his hair is rumpled from sleep. He smiles and waves at the camera, and when he comes closer, he leans down so his face is level with the camera, his eyes bright even though he’s obviously tired.]

    Ilya: Good morning! It is ass o’clock, and I hate that I am awake, but today you are going to spend the day with me and my boyfriend. And I know what you are thinking, ‘what man could possibly be worthy of you, Ilya?’ and I get it. I ask myself this every day, but my boyfriend is very wonderful, even if he is much, much less famous than me and not nearly as good at hockey, and I think it’s about time you all get to know him. So, yay boyfriend reveal! And now I’m going to make him his disgusting breakfast smoothie, and then bring you along for our day together because my friend Harris Drover says I need more content on the internet, and what better way to do that than to tell you I’m bi, and that I have a boyfriend, and show you how disgustingly in love we are?

    [Ilya straightens so that his bare torso is the only thing in the frame, his abs flexing as he reaches over to turn on the blender.]

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  5. The other Boston Lily by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-29

    ‘My teammates think you’re my girlfriend,’ Shane Hollander leads with a fucking bomb of an information and Lilian chokes on her coffee.

    OR

    Lilian Harris, the goalkeeper of Boston PWHL team and a newly minted PWHL champion wakes up with the worst hangover of her life. In a hotel bed in Montreal. Which she is sharing with three of her teammates and the freaking Walter Cup.
    Her phone is full of messages from Montreal Voyagers players who watched the match last night, saw the name Lilian and the word Boston, and came to the completely wrong conclusion once again.

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    AO3:
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  6. hey, roz by

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    2026-06-28

    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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  7. allied forces by

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    2026-06-24

    Troy: Uh, guys.
    Troy: I just saw something I don’t think I was supposed to see.

    Bood: Seriously, Barrett?
    Bood: I told you to be careful on those porn sites.

    Hazy: 👀

    Troy: No!
    Troy: Fuck.
    Troy: NO.
    Troy: I went to the hospital to see Roz.

    Dykstra: Wait, didn’t he say for us to not visit?
    Dykstra: That he was totally fine and would be home tomorrow?

    Troy: Well, yeah, but I didn’t think that meant ME.

    Bood: I’m pretty sure that was exclusively for you.

    Haas: How was he?
    Haas: Did he look okay?
    Haas: Do you think he’s going to be alright?

    Troy: Uh, yeah.
    Troy: I think he’s going to be fine.
    Troy: Because Shane Hollander was lying in the hospital bed with him.

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  8. Shane has been added to the group chat. by

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    2026-06-19

    Ilya
    Guess what

    Shane
    What?

    Ilya
    We are getting married tomorrow!!

    Shane
    Oh shit, I meant to tell you
    A thing came up, sorry!
    Totally unavoidable

    Ilya
    SHANE

    or: Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.

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  9. do the math by

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    2026-06-19

    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

    -----

    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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  10. You give me fever by

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    2026-06-05

    Ilyusha 🩵
    Would you like to enlist the Hollander-Rozanov babysitting service for a date night?

    We have references!

    Caitlin
    Shane cleaned my kitchen, girl. Take them up on it!

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  11. The Great MLH Seduction by

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    2026-05-26

    Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.

    Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.

    No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.

    *****

    Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.

    Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.

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  12. Autocomplete by

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    2026-05-25

    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit on director’s chairs in a white sound studio. They are both wearing Ottawa Centaurs jerseys, and Ilya smiles warmly at Shane as a makeup artist places a small bit of powder across his cheeks while a producer hands them both a practice board.]

    Shane: So, these are just internet searches people do of us?

    Producer: Yes! The most popular ones, and you just answer or comment on them. There’s one board for you, one for Ilya, and then one of the two of you combined. 

    Shane: Sounds harmless enough. 

    Ilya: You do not spend much time on the internet if you think this sounds harmless. 

    Producer: Would you like to practice taking the tape off? 

    [They both nod, and she hands each of them a board. Shane politely and carefully rips off the top piece of tape, focusing on pulling it straight off without ripping it. During the time it takes Shane to take off one piece, Ilya rips off four, crumpling up the tape and throwing it in the air like confetti. A piece hits Shane’s head, and he looks at his husband, slightly startled, while Ilya beams back happily.]

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  13. No Good Deed (Goes Unpunished) by

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    2026-05-23

    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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  14. The BBQ of the Year. by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-05-21

    Ilya
    We will be late

    Bood
    do NOT fuck before my bbq

    Ilya
    We already have
    And we will again!

    Post-Fanmail, Hollanov, the Cens & the WAGs prepare for the BBQ to end all BBQs.

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  15. book boyfriend by

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    2026-05-21

    finn @jjsvoyagos
    I was scrolling on the tl and apparently some hockey romance novel is getting adapted?? And the streets are saying that the main character is sort of like shane hollander?

    > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
    please don’t mention riding the edge on voystwt, it’s a triggering subject for us all 😭

    > > finn @jjsvoyagos
    ?? i’m new here, pls explain the lore

    > > > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
    it’s a really weird smutty book that inadvertently sexualizes shane. the main guy is literally shane hollander with a different name. elite player, youngest captain in montreal franchise history, golden boy, half-japanese half-canadian, same exact personality and looks… idk even if the character is somehow not inspired by shane hollander, then it’s kind of suspicious how similar they are…

    > > > > finn @jjsvoyagos
    Oh… that is weird as fuck

    or; a straight hockey romance becomes the biggest show on the planet. The internet is convinced (correctly) that the male lead is 100% based on Shane Hollander. Too bad almost no one knows Shane Hollander is gay.

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  16. crash out by

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    2026-05-17

    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

    __________

    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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  17. Maybe Eight Years Is Enough by

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    2026-05-16

    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov. “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!” “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.” OR After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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  18. it's all fun and games when you're a pretty party boy by

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    2026-05-15

    Roz: marly, wtf??
    didn’t think i needed to say it, you are telling everyone my shit?

    Cliff: shit, man, I'm sorry
    and I get you’re prly mad at me but let’s focus on what’s important, okay?
    Hammer told Hollzy about the Hollander-stripper

    Hammer: Connors requested staff info from the Metro’s to track down a Jane that worked for them
    got in trouble with management for it
    they thought it was for harassment

    Connors: Marly told me you’ve been in love with Jane since your cup-year, at least
    said you almost killed yourself when she broke up with you and something about a tuna sandwich

    Carmy: we’re trying to spread out the Roz anger? Gravy sent shirtless pictures of Roz to that Latvian guy

    Gravy: we agreed to no more Jānis mentions in the chat!

    Roz: fucking stop it! all of you

    OR

    Roz is abandoning the team and the country for his secret girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff can make sure that Roz's last few weeks are nothing but fun and games!

    A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys partying in style.

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  19. Happy Birthday Shane by

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    2026-05-10

    The Cens and fans take to twitter to wish Shane a happy birthday

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  20. The Day When I First Saw the Sun. by

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    2026-05-03

    Jane
    Are they both bad?
    Do you hate them?

    Ilya
    Have been having a mild breakdown, sorry
    You see, my boyfriend sent me two photos of himself wearing glasses when he knows that this makes me insane man

    Jane
    Oh come on
    You literally see me in them everyday!

    Ilya
    I do
    And I have had an orgasm every day for the last 421 days
    You see the connection, yes?

    Ilya does lots of boring things with Shane. They are his favourite things in the world.

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    AO3:
    #84224221
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