Summary:

Harris: Hi, Shane!
Harris: This is Harris Drover.
Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

Harris: Perfect!
Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
Harris: No humiliation involved.
Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

Shane: Okay?
Shane: Why?

Harris: Well.
Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.