Summary:

“Jane,” Rozanov said in a strangled voice. Someone was probably eavesdropping, Shane realized. “Jane. Business sausage dearest mine.”

Sausage?..

“I’m trying to process the fact that I will have actual, real, boring Canadian kid in August. And you giving me speeches about logic and documents. Mercy, please.”

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Shane's unplanned pregnancy, not angst or #shabortion, but a crack comedy