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shared joy (shared sorrow) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-06-22
“You speak Russian?” Ilya’s voice is simultaneously incredulous and thrilled, like he can’t quite believe it, but he’s excited all the same.
Hayden shakes his head, shrugging, still rocking Amber. “Uh, not really? I only know a few words and phrases here and there from my Deda and Baba. I understand it more than I can speak it.”
Ilya’s eyes somehow get wider. “Deda and Baba- You have Russian grandparents? You are Russian?!”
“I guess? Technically?”
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Hayden Pike never really talks about his mom's family. Ilya finds out why and decides he simply *must* fix this.
He is going to teach Hayden Pike how to be Russian, whether Hayden likes it or not.
AKA the Russian Hayden fic for my sister
- Part 2 of Ilya "professional ragebaiter" Rozanov
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,189
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #87201416
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i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-06-21
What if Ilya has a panic attack in the locker room after getting the news of his father's death after the Winter 2017 Montreal @ Boston game and no one can figure out what is going on? What if, while scrambling for answers, Cliff Marleau has the brilliant idea to call Jane?
Or,
What if Shane and Ilya's deeper emotional connection begins just before Ilya leaves for his father's funeral in Russia instead of on a phone call while they are separated by oceans?
- Part 1 of The Deepest Secret Nobody Knows
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,017
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #87133631
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The Sun Beyond Winter by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-06-21
There was something wrong with Shane Hollander.
He had known it since he was young.
Most people-most kids, in general-had different hobbies and interests. Their attention drifted from one thing to another. They became fascinated with something for a few weeks, only to abandon it for the next shiny obsession that caught their eye.
Shane had never been like that.
When it came to him, there was only ever one thing: hockey.
Obsessive.
That was the word most people used when referring to his temperament.
- Part 3 of Hollanov Lulu-verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,822
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #86547416
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All My Roads, They Lead to You by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-06-19
All Shane wanted to do was to play hockey.
He knew he was pretty much the best at it.What he didn't know, being the best was not enough.
Being a gay Asian-Canadian hockey player didn't help anything at all.
Nor did the fact that he got drafted to Ottawa, the team where Ilya Rozanov was already the biggest star.
Or,
An alternate universe where Shane is openly out as gay. Ilya is still closeted bisexual. And they both play for the same team- ie, Ottawa Centaurs.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 83,047
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #85216911
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Always Like This by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-06-16
Sveta
Help me
I am in love with a virginIlya was exaggerating for comic effect, of course. He wasn’t in love with Shane Hollander. He was just absolutely infatuated with him and wanted to carry him around in his pocket and also fuck him senseless and then count his freckles while he slept beside him. So not love, just whatever that was, but still. It was a problem.
Or,
A newly-drafted Ilya Rozanov finds himself transfixed by a beautiful man in the grocery store.A newly-single Shane Hollander does something uncharacteristically brave.
Neither of them are prepared for just how out of their depth they're about to be.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,533
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83673331
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Three rookies. One season. Cameras everywhere. The First Shift is a reality show following the NHL’s hottest rookies from Draft Day through their first year — on the ice, off it, and everywhere in between. Which is a problem for Shane and Ilya almost immediately.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,296
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #81910611
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“Do you know this name, ‘Shane Hollander’?”
The kid looked at Shane, chewing his lip and frowning a little, before turning back to Rozanov. “I think so, yes.”
“Who is he?
“Uh… a hockey player?”
“No,” Rozanov said in a harsh, cutting tone. “He is no one. Because he is on my ice. Understand?”To help with his edge control, the Metros' coach recommends Shane take figure skating lessons with someone named Ilya Rozanov. Rozanov is rude, abrasive, and insists he will only teach Shane in a group class for kids. Shane, a rookie hell-bent on proving himself and unwilling to disappoint his coach, refuses to give up despite how much Rozanov tries to humiliate him each lesson.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,960
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #80863611
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The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-06-13
Welcome to the Ultimate Game.
If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.
For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.
They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.
Now, it’s time for El Plan.
Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.
Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.
My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.
Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.
- Part 1 of Hit Me With Your Best Shot
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,201
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #76617896
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Shane Hollander just wants junior year to be simple...win hockey games and maintain his gpa. Maybe finally try to date someone new. When a mysterious invitation shows up in his apartment, and Ilya Rozanov shows up across the hall, all his plans go out the window.
Or…Shane and Ilya are contentious college hockey teammates in New Orleans who end up living across the hall from each other and things get mysterious and *very* horny.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 95,110
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #82278436
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Ben the Cens Fan
@Hockey_Watcher19
Once upon a time I was a reluctant Ottawa fan (passed down from my dad) and then the most wild UFA signing happened in 2018 now I’m scrolling thru twitter reading posts about my captain not sleeping with people mixed in with highlights of my team kicking absolute ass. I love lifeRJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @Hockey_Watcher19
The Ilya Rozanov effect, if you willBen the Cens Fan @Hockey_Watcher19 Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
Whatever works honestly, I’m here for a good time and happy to hear our captain is a decent personOR
A hashtag is started up by a ex-hookup of Ilya's in opposition to some of her fans unfoundedly badmouthing Ilya, this eventually leads to teammates, former and not, joining into the fun, Lily, and the timeline of it all.
- Part 3 of Texting/SocMed Fics Are Fun (Hollanov)
- Language:
- English
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- 12,139
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #84987821
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Shane joins Ilya on a quick trip to Moscow, which soon transforms into a nightmare. Ilya is arrested and targeted so harshly that he's not sure Russia will let him go this time.
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Shane witnesses Ilya's family.
Alexei and Ilya's relationship is explored.
Yuna flies to Russia.
Lots of Svetlana.
Healing journey fluff afterwards.- Language:
- English
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- 142,860
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- 21/21
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78329636
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Casey kinda feels like he’s cracked the whole thing wide open here, if he’s being honest. The Centaurs had, after all, gotten drastically better in the last few years, and if he thinks about it, those changes had only seemed to happen once they’d had gay players on the roster. And they only seemed to get better the more they added. Maybe the league had been overlooking what was honestly a fairly well-proven strategy purely out of homophobia, and Casey was only seeing it now because he wasn’t one of those guys that got bothered by that.
“Actually, if it works so good, maybe we should try it,” Casey realizes.
This is where it officially goes too far.
After overhearing a particularly inspiring chirp from Rozanov, Casey Marks of the Vancouver Ravens gets a fantastic idea. If he can convince his linemate Routhier to go along with it, maybe they can finally turn their bottom-rung team into a real contender. And if Casey enjoys every second of it, that’s just because Routhier is objectively hot. Casey is definitely, totally, 100% straight. Totally.
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #85620261
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"What is your problem?" Shane demanded, his voice sounding thinner than he liked, laced with the exhaustion of the night. "I gave up our bedroom and the guest room and now you're here". He heard the rustle of fabric as Ilya settled onto the far end of the couch, claiming his territory with his infuriating, unspoken intensity. "We sleep in same place no matter what," Ilya murmured, the low, steady vibration of his voice hitting Shane somewhere deep. "So stay put or I follow you around home".
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,871
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #86030286
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Wisdom and Family is Found in the Kitchen by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-06-02
It was a truth universally understood that it couldn’t be a neighborhood party without potato salad. Even if the party had been pushed inside because there was definitely going to be rain before it was time to eat.
- Part 11 of Betting on the 2026 Stanley Cup Play-offs
- Part 5 of Incremental Gains
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- English
- Words:
- 2,067
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #85635376
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In which the press should think before they talk by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-06-01
"Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"
"Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.
OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.
- Part 2 of Social media
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,384
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #85568796
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Ilya Rozanov is Now Live by Itsallfine
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-31
Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control. Ch 1: Friends! Ch 2: …Uh, friends? Ch 3: Definitely not friends.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,501
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #85537816
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Playing Wing(Man) to Shane Hollander by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-05-30
Ilya clapped his hands decisively, the same way he did when the team was about to hit the ice. "Let me be your wingman. This will be fun."
He meant it. He wanted to encourage Shane to embrace this, to see if it could help take some of the edge off this tense, tightly wound man sitting across from him.
Shane bit his lip, and Ilya found his eyes fixating on his plush mouth. Ilya would have to organize a line, complete with a velvet VIP rope the first time he took Shane out on the town to get laid. He was stunning, and he seemed to have yet to realize it.
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Shane is drafted to the Centaurs two years after Ilya. Ilya takes it upon himself to be rookie Shane's bisexual fairy godmother/wingman, and then immediately regrets it because he catches feelings.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,795
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #82570956
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After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch. Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.
- Part 5 of hockey didn’t happen
- Part 1 of all signs point to you
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,579
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #84362961
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“Welcome back folks, we’re here today with another clip from our mini series, Beyond the Ice. Last time we took you on a tour of the first floor of the humble abode for Ottawa’s own ‘husbands of hockey’, and today we’re headed upstairs for a closer look at the domestic side of living for these two dynamite players.”
- Part 28 of Retro Writing - May 2026 Challenge
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 645
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #85522036
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Cassandras of the Internet Age by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-27
@Rozanov81:
Ok internet, I have announcement.
I am getting married in 2 weeks.
So we are going to play a game, ok? I give you one clue every day, we will see if you can guess
#SecretRelationship #ILoveYouJane
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With each new daily clue, the Hollanov fans only get louder. Each clue lining up perfectly with a certain Canadian hockey player.However, they still cannot convince anyone. If anything, their overflow of online excitement might make it seem less believable.
Ilya notices the plight of these modern Casandras of the internet age and, of course, decides to make it worse.
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Told through snapshots from twitter, Instagram, the Ottawa WAGs group chat and Ilya’s journey into the depths of Reddit to find r/HollanovHQ- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,035
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #85644951