Summary:

“Mr Hollander, you and Ilya Rozanov have been photographed coming out of multiple hotels late at night. Can you explain that?”

Shane panics. He can’t give the real answer, that they meet up every few months because he’s an undead monster and Rozanov happens to have delicious blood.

“Um. We were… well. Gay sex! We were having gay sex!”

Or: Shane Hollander isn’t in denial about being gay. He is in denial about being a vampire.