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  1. It's 2006 and Shane Hollander, in a gay panic, hooks up with his girlfriend Jessica. The consequences of that night – well. It might be the stupidest thing he's ever done. But also, maybe, sort of the best.

    Like hell is he going to let it affect his hockey.

    Or: Teen dad Shane learns to love his kid. Ilya helps.

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  2. Shortly before the playoffs start in what will be Ilya's last season in Boston, he makes a drunk confession to Cliff that he's in love with Jane...who is a man. Unbeknownst to him, it was captured in the background of a video his teammate posted to social media. Chaos ensues.

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  3. There were four pictures in the tweet that ruined Ilya’s life.

    Or, a woman secretly takes explicit photos of Shane while she is hooking up with him and later vindictively posts them online, causing a shitstorm of a media scandal that just keeps getting bigger. Shane freaks out, of course, but somehow Ilya is the one who really feels like his life is ending.

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  4. Shane broke up with his high school girlfriend before leaving for the NHL. He doesn't think he'll ever talk to her again, but one day just before his second season, she shows up at his apartment. She tells him she's gay, and her parents kicked her out. Obviously, he offers her a place to stay. His parents, the Metros, and the media all make assumptions about their relationship, and they figure... why not let them assume?

    He says, “It’ll be cool. Like… a sleepover with friends.”
    He says, “What else do you need?”
    He does not say, “I think I get it more than I should.”
    And that’s how Jessica comes to live with him.

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  5. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been best friends since they were twelve. They were attached at the hip, as much as two straight guys could be. Everyone accepted that Shane and Ilya were just being Shane and Ilya. Or: Shane and Ilya think they know where to draw the line between straight best friends and whatever the hell they keep doing.

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  6. Shane Hollander doesn't know what he is. He knows what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are different things.

    Ilya Rozanov knows what he is. He can't control what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are the same thing.

    They’re just boys who handle it badly—from a junior tournament in Canada to the NHL draft to the moment a security camera at the end of a hallway changes everything

    -

    Shane and Ilya are discovered before they even play their first game

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  7. '𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙄𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙊𝙁𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙣.' '𝙋𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘼𝙏 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮—𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙪𝙥.' '"𝙄 𝘾𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝘽𝙚 𝙃𝙞𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙": 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝘾𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚' ・・・・・ "What now, Daddy?" the boy asked, his voice quiet and curious. "And now..." Shane smiled, resting his forehead against the boy's. "You're going to come live with me. Forever. Just you and me, buddy."

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  8. Shane’s ex-girlfriends keep coming out as queer. He’s trying to be supportive, he really is, okay? Listen, he’s an ally! But it’s sort of becoming a problem. For pretty obvious reasons, because people are definitely starting to notice—Ilya most of all.

    (AKA, I give Shane the most absurd queer community and convoluted coming-of-age journey of all time and it still somehow gradually makes things better in the long run.)

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  9. In which Shane gets a good grade in fucking women, something which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

    —

    or: shane attempts heterosexuality. his best friend jessica helps him, and then helps him stop.

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  10. After establishing their relationship at his parents house, Shane decides to do something sweet and private for his new/old boyfriend. Unfortunately, all 300 of his facebook friends see it too.

    Based on a true story

    THE TEXT SCROLLS

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  11. Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
    Ilya: Sure.
    Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
    Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussy

    In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life

    A sequel to "ten out of ten"

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