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  1. Ilya
    Guess what

    Shane
    What?

    Ilya
    We are getting married tomorrow!!

    Shane
    Oh shit, I meant to tell you
    A thing came up, sorry!
    Totally unavoidable

    Ilya
    SHANE

    or: Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.

    Language:
    English
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    11,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #86996781
  2. Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

    -----

    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    English
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    5,854
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86984836
  3. “I’m Anania, this is Gaydar, and I’m going to find out if you are gay, straight or a homophobe, what is your name, and what are your pronouns?”
    “I’m Cliff Marleau.” Cliff smiles, then remembers the rest of the question. “Oh! Uh…he and him. Oh, and his. He, his, him?"
    “Are you asking, or…?” Anania eyes him with confusion.
    "No, it’s him, his, he.” Cliff nods his head with each word, saying them carefully.
    “Are you trying to get the order right?” Anania purses her lips to hold back a smile.
    “Yeah.” Cliff admits.

    OR: Cliff Marleau goes on Gaydar and has several identity crises.

    Language:
    English
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    4,934
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #87018361
  4. HARRIS: Shane! Ilya! I need you to sign something for me real quick.

    HOLLANDER: Uh— is this about the Centaur’s donation to the Canadian Cancer Society because I thought that came from the organisation not us— why are you recording us?

    HARRIS: No, no, not about the donation. I just have some fans who would like some photos of you signed.

    ROZANOV, suspiciously: What for?

    or harris drover conducts psychological warfare on the ottawa centaurs for the sake of social media by making them sign old photos of themselves

    Language:
    English
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    3,785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86949226
  5. What better way to introduced new MLH rookies to the fans than getting them all over social media, talking about themselves, answering questions, participating in silly challenges..?
    Who better to sit against each other in a compliment battle than the first two draft picks?

    OR

    Before the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya sit down with the MLH social media team to shower each other in compliments.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86949001
  6. Shane calls a phone sex hotline and gets Ilya crooning unspeakable filth in his ear. It kind of devolves from there. ——— Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, back-cracking dirty phone sex and end up catching feelings along the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,252
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #80822841
  7. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov announce their marriage on Instagram mere hours before the first Metros v. Raiders game of 2017. The internet reacts.

    (A bonus fic for those who enjoyed headfirst into shallow pools !)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,251
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82898991
  8. Welcome to the Ultimate Game.

    If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.

    For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.

    They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.

    Now, it’s time for El Plan.

    Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.

    Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.

    My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.

    Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,201
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #76617896
  9. This is fine. by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
    • M
    • ✓

    2026-06-11

    On a Thursday, a video of Canadian star hockey player Shane Hollander goes viral on the internet. The video was taken on the previous Sunday, and it’s not what anybody expects. It’s not a sex tape, or a drunken fight in a bar, or any of the other videos that have been captured of others in the league, but instead, it seems to be a sneakily filmed video of Hollander confronting his former teammates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,759
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86338116
  10. Of course Yuna has a burner account, not just one, many in fact. She uses them for her job as Shane’s manager, to keep tabs on hockey news, the league, rumor mills, and on occasion, Rozanov.

    ———

    How Yuna comes to care for Ilya through twitter before ever meeting him. AKA Ilya clinches the title ‘favourite son’ arguably before Shane’s parents find out about their relationship.

    Spans the entire timeline of Heated Rivalry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,638
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83191651
  11. In which Shane gets a good grade in fucking women, something which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

    —

    or: shane attempts heterosexuality. his best friend jessica helps him, and then helps him stop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86395061
  12. There's another baby photo trend going around social media, and since the last one went over so well, Harris wants the team to try it. It's the one where they put a statement about an adult over a picture of them as a baby, like a cherubic little baby Ilya captioned "THIS IS WHO PUNCHED A REFEREE." But this time, the Centaurs staff are getting in on the action, and Harris shows his own version to the team as an example.

    When Shane sees little tiny Harris, he's struck literally speechless. He's been hanging out with Harris since before he was officially a Centaur. How did he never recognize that the team's social media manager was his favorite teammate from junior skills clinics? How did he not realize, with the benefit of hindsight and also knowing his sexuality, that Harris was his biggest childhood crush?

    (No angst, no cheating, no insecurity. It's all good times and fond memories here!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,539
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86377466
  13. Ben the Cens Fan
    @Hockey_Watcher19
    Once upon a time I was a reluctant Ottawa fan (passed down from my dad) and then the most wild UFA signing happened in 2018 now I’m scrolling thru twitter reading posts about my captain not sleeping with people mixed in with highlights of my team kicking absolute ass. I love life

    RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @Hockey_Watcher19
    The Ilya Rozanov effect, if you will

    Ben the Cens Fan @Hockey_Watcher19 Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
    Whatever works honestly, I’m here for a good time and happy to hear our captain is a decent person

    OR

    A hashtag is started up by a ex-hookup of Ilya's in opposition to some of her fans unfoundedly badmouthing Ilya, this eventually leads to teammates, former and not, joining into the fun, Lily, and the timeline of it all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,139
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84987821
  14. Lime

    A beautiful Caribbean expression for the term hang-out.

    Action: Liming

    “Yeah, me and the boys our here liming.”

    “Come Le Lime.” Zane Boodram says to Shane Hollander, Carter Vaughn, J.J. Boiziau, Svetlana Vetrova and Marcus Lewis.

    or the four times the Shane and the Boyz ™️ hung out with each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,606
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86307051
  15. TMZ @TMZ
    Trouble in paradise? First Husbands of Hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, spotted having a tense-looking debrief in their sprinter van right after leaving a fundraising event for the Ottawa Children’s Hospital. The couple appeared strained, sitting with quite a distance between them despite giving the appearance of being all over each other earlier in the night. Fans are wondering, is this the end of their chaotic “love story.”

    - or -

    Shane's getting really tired of people talking shit about his husband.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85786986
  16. A group of the rookies surround JONES in a weird circle centering his mic pack. They all lean in as they start singing badly.

    LEVIN: You would not believe your eyes.

    JONES: If ten million fire flies.

    YOUNG: Lit up the world as I fell asleep.

    HOLMBERG: I like to make myself believe.

    VAN DER BIJ: That planet earth turns

    LAPOINTE: Slowlyyyy.

    or, they mic up gareth jones, the media team learns to use the censor beep like their life depends on it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86059806
  17. According to the Tags by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
    • E
    • ?
    • ✓

    2026-06-02

    Shane had stumbled onto this corner of Archive of Our Own entirely by accident—or at least, that’s the lie he was going to tell his agent, his teammates, and God until his dying day.

    —or—

    When Dallas Kent creates a massive PR disaster, rivals Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are handed a corporate ultimatum: fake date each other for the cameras, or sit out a season-long suspension. Now trapped in this shitty situation, they have to map out a public "romance strategy," they have a strict no-touching rule behind closed doors. Too bad Shane is currently treating AO3 tags like a hockey drill, and Ilya is losing his mind.

    ( There are interactive elements within the story! Look out for messages between characters and frames containing information. Just tap or hover on them to see the text messages! and other things just like my other story)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,496
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85688586
  18. Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

    ----

    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85752726
  19. "Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"

    "Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.

     

    OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,384
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85568796
  20. Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control. Ch 1: Friends! Ch 2: …Uh, friends? Ch 3: Definitely not friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,501
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #85537816
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