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  1. Ruin the Rivalry by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-07-27

    After a very illuminating conversation with Cliff Marleau on a night out, Carter Vaughn decides the rivalry is getting rather ridiculous. The tension between Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov is clearly at an all-time high.

    Which is why he makes a plan for the All Stars Game in 2017, recruiting a group of hockey players to help him.

    But in one thing Carter is very clear. Those two need to fuck it out.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #89288991

  2. it's so amazing (what we've done) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-29

    All Star Weekend 2022 has been cancelled and all across social media, people are expressing their thoughts. This includes Ilya Hollander-Rozanov himself, who has posted something very enlightening indeed on Instagram.

    Or, the internet finds out about the Hollanov timeline.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #87575111

  3. So Lily is just a buddy? by

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    2026-06-02

    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.

    Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
    Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #84152481

  4. Shane removed Ilya from the Chat by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-05-10

    Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84589631

  5. sem'ya by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
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    2026-05-08

    Ilya doesn't go into their game against Philly intending to hate Gritty, contrary to Shane's assumptions. He has it all worked out. It's just going to be a fun little bit that he does. Gritty has a menacing energy that should vibe well with Ilya's everything.

    In their second year as captains of the Nordiques, Shane and Ilya have more challenges to face, including a team that is now aware of them as a couple, anxious new additions, flirtatious mascots, and a hockey world that is finally responding to change...

    Direct sequel to domoy, wherein Shane and Ilya go to the Quebec Nordiques in this AU’s expansion draft and come out to the world, and Yuri, Yuuri, and Viktor move to Canada.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83863746

  6. domoy by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
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    2026-04-25

    June 2016

    Shane hefts the Stanley Cup over his head for a second time, a numb joy settling over him.

    The partners and families of the Voyageurs flood down to the ice in a rush. His parents have come down, visibly proud.

    And yet this year, it somehow feels a little worse, because Ilya wasn't next to them, cheering in a HOLLANDER jersey.

    After coming out as friends and revealing the figure skating rivalry in their families, Shane and Ilya must face the challenges of the coming years, while Yuuri and Yuri face dilemmas of their own...

    In which I ask the question: What if Shane and Ilya went to the Quebec Nordiques?

    A direct sequel to brátishka, featuring social media, texting, emails, and a whole lot of canon divergence.

    Extras start in Chapter 14!

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82889321

  7. The Gang's All Here by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-04-24

    HARRIS: Triple B?

    CAITLIN: Boring

    CASSIE: Bummer

    LISA: BIG FAT ASS

    More Real Housewives shenanigans

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83634301

  8. jj boiziau: ultimate ally (unfortunately) by

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    2026-04-16

    JJ
    ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no good

    Mon Capitane🫡
    I'm just not interested in dating right now!

    JJ
    right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏

    —

    Cens groupchat

    Roz
    i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked

    (jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)

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    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83225576

  9. Missing Messages by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-13

    JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83019276

  10. Scott + Ilya vs. The Homophobes by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-10

    Scott and Ilya put up a united front against all the homophobic assholes in the league. Well, maybe not that united. But at least they're changing the narrative a bit, one homophobe at a time.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82849586

  11. brátishka by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-04-10

    Sometimes, Ilya Rozanov is just a weird guy. Obviously, the Bears aren’t going to say that to his face, not when he’ll chirp them into oblivion for it, but sometimes it just gets out of hand.

    Like the late night phone calls where he’s talking aggressively in Russian. The random knowledge he has offhand about how far you can throw a human being and have them come out okay. The Russian death metal he forces them to listen to, calling it family bonding. The scars he refuses to talk about.

    Cliff Marleau thinks he might be in the Russian mob. The Bratva, or whatever they call it.

    Ilya doesn't tell his team about his family until they've already invented a thousand conspiracies about it. Like him being in the mob. Or having rabies.

    In which Ilya Rozanov and Yuri Plisetsky are brothers, and the world changes with the most minute of connections.

    Now featuring Shane and Ilya's POVs on the canon divergence starting from chapter 5.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81729086

  12. the bisexual fairy godmother of the NHL by

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    2026-04-02

    5 times Ilya played matchmaker to the queer guys in the league and showed them that he has insane gaydar and is extremely perceptive (and to maybe make sure they absolutely did not ask out his Shane, even when that wasn't happening, but you know Ilya he is so obsessed with Shane he assumes that everyone wants to date his man)
    +1 time they found out Rozanov wasn't just an ally

    or

    5 times Ilya played matchmaker
    +1 time everyone found out he is not just an ally

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    AO3:
    #80184366

  13. You've Got Mail! by

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    2026-03-29

    The hockey world is shocked when #1 draft pick Ilya Rozanov backs out of the NHL last second and opts to play for the KHL in his home country. Nobody knows why, and he leaves North America without comment. So Shane does what any kid with a crush did in 2010. He emails him. Or; the Hollanov epistolary email fic

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    6/6
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81567536

  14. Real Housewives of Ottawa by

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    2026-03-28

    After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.

    SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that

    CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞

    LISA: 🤞

    CAITLIN: 🤞🤞

    NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞

    JANE: 🤞

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    1
    AO3:
    #81943331

  15. we got it for life by

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    2026-03-23

    5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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    1
    AO3:
    #81697456

  16. Shane Hollander: Most Wanted by

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    2026-03-11

    Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention.
    Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to.
    Also they're idiots in love

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    5 times Shane had to reject a guy giving him attention
    +1 time everyone found out why

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    6/6
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80986741

  17. the great huntanov debacle by

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    2026-03-03

    Google search history
    Today: 5th October 2016

    17: 10
    what the fuck is huntanov

    17:10
    what does fanfiction mean

    17:11
    what is huntanov fanfiction

    17:11
    bleach for eyeballs

    (people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)

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    1
    AO3:
    #80518311

  18. Roz's Mystery Girl by

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    2026-02-15

    'Jane' gets added to the Centaurs WAG groupchat, after Wyatt notices Roz wearing a ring...

     

    pov Wyatt

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    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79372021

  19. thirst tweets: centaurs edition by

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    2026-01-12

    [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.] Shane: I want Shane Hollander to- Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God? Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera? Harris: [off camera] Yes. Shane: Okay. Shane: [takes a deep breath]. Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E. Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media? Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something? (the centaurs read thirst tweets)

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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #77528106