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  1. thirst tweets: centaurs edition by

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    2026-01-12

    [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.] Shane: I want Shane Hollander to- Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God? Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera? Harris: [off camera] Yes. Shane: Okay. Shane: [takes a deep breath]. Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E. Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media? Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something? (the centaurs read thirst tweets)

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  2. the great huntanov debacle by

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    2026-03-03

    Google search history
    Today: 5th October 2016

    17: 10
    what the fuck is huntanov

    17:10
    what does fanfiction mean

    17:11
    what is huntanov fanfiction

    17:11
    bleach for eyeballs

    (people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)

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  3. mr steal your girl by

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    2026-01-23

    @rozanovisking
    WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello??????

    461k people liked this tweet.

    (ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)

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  4. a night to forget by

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    2026-04-14

    Roz you are all trying to make my phone explode? Roz what is problem Roz is someone dying Roz someone better be dying Shane What’s happening? Is everyone okay? Hazy @Shane Do you have a tattoo? Shane DO I HAVE A WHAT? (the cens win the cup and go celebrating after. cue drunk shenanigans and hungover texting)

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  5. jj boiziau: ultimate ally (unfortunately) by

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    2026-04-16

    JJ
    ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no good

    Mon Capitane🫡
    I'm just not interested in dating right now!

    JJ
    right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏

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    Cens groupchat

    Roz
    i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked

    (jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)

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  6. shane & ilya: certified homophobes by

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    2026-04-23

    Rozanov
    hello this is ilya rozanov

    Rozanov
    can you please stop with this

    Rozanov
    i am not homophobic

    Rozanov
    hollander is not homophobic 

    Rozanov
    you are making my life very hard🙄🙄

    Vaughny
    maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole

    Scott
    Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.

    Rozanov
    i hate you both

    Rozanov
    one moment

    Rozanov
    i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof

    Rozanov
    but he said no😣😣😣😣

    (after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')

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  7. who the f*ck is jane by

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    2026-05-14

    Caitlin
    ok this IS earth shattering news

    Caitlin
    the concept of the worst team in the league getting ilya rozanov because some random girl managed to lock down “russia’s greatest love machine” and have him so whipped that he moves to OTTAWA??

    Caitlin
    like who the fuck is this girl?????

    Cassie
    Literally all I know is that her name is Jane

    Caitlin
    who the fuck are you jane!!!!!!

    (the ottawa wag chat finds out about jane. cue them finding out little bits of jane lore until some things add up)

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