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  1. Rozanov: need your big dick at my place tn
    Rozanov: 7pm

    Marley: i'll be there 💦😏

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    Ilya Rozanov's texts get leaked. Fortunately, his texts with Jane fly (mostly) under the radar. His texts with Cliff... not so much.

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    AO3:
    #85428411
  2. The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL Shane Hollander was the only player who did not wear Pride Tape on his stick during Centaurs Pride Night

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  3. Shane's texts to Lily leak. It looks bad... because Shane is biphobic?? Different texts leak, and Ilya is a kind, supportive ally?? Is it opposite day?

    Shane Hollander is getting dragged to the 7th circle of closeted gay hell by Twitter.
    Ilya Rozanov has strong feelings about shipping.
    Hayden Pike is confused why everyone suddenly thinks he’s whiny.

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    OR Ilya ragebaits his boyfriend and Hayden Pike via leaked texts and somehow ends up looking like the good guy online.

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    AO3:
    #84411976
  4. @rozysgirl: GUYSSJSJAJA I’M BEHIND ILYA ROZANOV IN A GROCERY STORE

    @rozysgirl: Wait I can see his phone

    @rozysgirl: Let me see If I can read it

    @bearlover: Yo girl don't do that wtf

    @livebreathhckey: Get away from him your weirdo

    @rozysgirl: Oh thats not-

    @livebreathhckey: bitch don't start vague posting right now

    @rozysgirl: Okay guys I was being funny and all but I think this is really serious. Doesn't it looks like hes talking to a teenager or something?

    OR

    Conversations between Ilya and Jane are leaked all over the internet. In the course of a few hours, chaos was installed and everyone was conviced Rozanov is dating a minor

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  5. Complex Sports @ComplexSports
    “Good luck.”
    Former Montreal Metros Captain Shane Hollander-Rozanov gives an “inspiring” two-word message to his former teammates ahead of the much-anticipated rematch between the Centaurs and the Metros.

    -or-

    Everyone wants a piece of Shane Hollander. Ilya has something to say about that.

     

    *Now with a bonus E-Rated chapter 🤭

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    AO3:
    #82837421
  6. Luca Haas looks Ilya Rozanov in the eye. Ilya Rozanov, recently appointed captain of The Ottawa Centaurs. Ilya Rozanov, who Luca has done unspeakable things to on Archive of Our Own.

    He gulps. His phone is weighing heavy in his back pocket, his phone which has been logged into an Archive of Our Own account for years. An account which features some… disgustingly detailed smut about the man currently shaking his hand.

    or, luca haas wrote a very popular hollanov fic when he was a teenager... he spends the first year of his professional hockey career in fear

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  7. ILYA:
    No one is allowed to question the bride on her wedding day!! You just do what I say!!

    TROY:
    How is that different from literally every other day?

    Or: it's Hollanov wedding day!

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    #85028201
  8. Ilya has been thinking about his mother again. Not that he ever really stops but lately...Yes, lately he is thinking about Irina Rozanova but also about Irina Sokolova. About Irina before Alexei or Ilya. Before Grigori Rozanov. Irina Sokolova - the champion figure skater. The world championship title she won. The routine she developed and agonised over and perfected but never took to the Olympics.

    And he has been doing something stupid. Something he absolutely should not be doing. But he is one year away from reaching an age his mother never got to see and he needs...something. He’s pretty sure it’s this particular something.

    But Dr. Galina has been implying that perhaps it is only stupid in the way that falling in love with your arch-rival is stupid. So maybe he should just give up already and get on with it.

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    AO3:
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  9. “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    AO3:
    #84249706
  10. The Cens and fans take to twitter to wish Shane a happy birthday

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  11. “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    AO3:
    #84497601
  12. Ilya doesn't go into their game against Philly intending to hate Gritty, contrary to Shane's assumptions. He has it all worked out. It's just going to be a fun little bit that he does. Gritty has a menacing energy that should vibe well with Ilya's everything.

    In their second year as captains of the Nordiques, Shane and Ilya have more challenges to face, including a team that is now aware of them as a couple, anxious new additions, flirtatious mascots, and a hockey world that is finally responding to change...

    Direct sequel to domoy, wherein Shane and Ilya go to the Quebec Nordiques in this AU’s expansion draft and come out to the world, and Yuri, Yuuri, and Viktor move to Canada.

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    AO3:
    #83863746
  13. #FindBostonLily by

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    2026-05-06

    NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
    Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.

    metrooos @hockleberry
    guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily

    --OR--

    Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.

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    #84347726
  14. Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

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    AO3:
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  15. “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    AO3:
    #81029476
  16. Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.

    This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.

    A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’

    Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.

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    Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.

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  17. Hayden picks Ruby and Jade up from ballet. He wishes he never did.

    Or, Shane Hollander thirsts in public.

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  18. Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat...

    What could go wrong??

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  19. June 2016

    Shane hefts the Stanley Cup over his head for a second time, a numb joy settling over him.

    The partners and families of the Voyageurs flood down to the ice in a rush. His parents have come down, visibly proud.

    And yet this year, it somehow feels a little worse, because Ilya wasn't next to them, cheering in a HOLLANDER jersey.

    After coming out as friends and revealing the figure skating rivalry in their families, Shane and Ilya must face the challenges of the coming years, while Yuuri and Yuri face dilemmas of their own...

    In which I ask the question: What if Shane and Ilya went to the Quebec Nordiques?

    A direct sequel to brátishka, featuring social media, texting, emails, and a whole lot of canon divergence.

    Extras start in Chapter 14!

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    AO3:
    #82889321
  20. a companion piece to back and forth from new york showing the in-world social media response to the events of each chapter!!

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    55/55
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #76906266
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