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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-01
“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 118,812
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Files:
- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #81029476
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Shane has a bad feeling about this year's All Stars weekend.
All Stars usually doesn't stress him out this much, not anymore. It's being held in St. Louis this year, which isn't ideal, but it's fine. It already got delayed into March, which has never happened before, but surely that's fine too. The timing is pushing uncomfortably close to playoffs, but it'll be fine. It's just a weekend. Everything will be fine.
That's what he tells himself, anyway, as he stares at the news on the TV playing in his terminal waiting area. The anchors drone on and on in front of hospitals and government buildings. Text crawls menacingly across the bottom of the screen. Numbers keep catching his eye like brambles snagging in fabric. And over and over and over, that terrifying word keeps popping up.
Pandemic.
or: what if lockdown happened during the all stars weekend?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,458
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #80983161
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Shane and Ilya are hunkering down at the cottage for the 2020 lockdown. They enjoy each other. (Shane throws his ass in a circle).
- Part 1 of Locked Down
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,507
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77762976
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Ilya doesn't remember the moment his head hit the pavement or the sound of screeching brakes. He's forgotten he ever left Russia, and the names Yuna Hollander and Shane mean nothing to him, though these people clearly know him pretty well.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,733
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #76275341