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Ilya gets a loon tattoo and learns he is allergic to second skin.
This turns out to be a larger problem (for Shane) than it should be.
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-01
“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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