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After getting a late-night call that his boyfriend Ilya has been arrested, Shane rushes to bail him out—only for their relationship to be accidentally revealed in spectacularly public fashion. What begins as a disaster turns into an unplanned coming-out that neither of them can take back.
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Ilya gets added to the Hollander family groupchat by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-22
Shane added David, Yuna, and Ilya to the conversation
Shane renamed the conversation Hollander Family and Ilya
Ilya removed Shane from the conversation
Ilya renamed the conversation The Cool Hollanders and Ilya
- Part 2 of team meeting!
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- #76249201
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Shane’s preferences are simple: older, rougher, married men who lie to their wives and gone before morning.
Ilya Rozanov is nineteen, Russian, and already moving into his dorm.
Cue in covert hookups, stupidly questionable life choices, and a rookie who stares at Shane like he’s a particularly fascinating bug under a microscope.
Now he has to explain why he keeps getting texts from "Mr. Chicago" while trying to teach this kid how to use the campus laundry without melting his sweaters.
Campus life promised new experiences. It failed to mention the experience of being psychologically dissected over instant ramen by a stupidly handsome blond Russian who hasn't blinked in seven minutes.
This fic is finished! You can binge-read it now 😁
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- #77726161
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Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-20
'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time' “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya. “I want to eat him,” Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face. “Like...sexually or...literally? Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard. “Yes,” Haas looked into the camera in utter fear. Alternatively, The Office Fic
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“Rozanov, back up.”
“Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”
Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”
“Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”
@downbadinottawa
There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.@montrealdefender
we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.
Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.
Translated into Chinese
- Part 3 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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Shane reveals to Hayden that Boston Lily is a Bear. Hayden knows exactly what that means.
(He does not)
OR: Hayden cares so much about being a good gay ally that he forgets the Boston Bears exist.
- Part 2 of Hayden Pike Allying too Close to the Sun
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Tuna Melts and Longitudinal Studies by OpalApparition
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-19
I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it. Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice
- Part 2 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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- #79396206
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the tape measure incident by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-17
“No, your task,” Harris holds out his hand, “is to pull out exactly 9 inches without looking.”
Ilya does very little to hide the devilish look on his face.
or,
Harris does the tape measure TikTok trend on the Centaurs, and he learns more than he ever wanted to know. But at least the internet seems to love it.- Language:
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montrealbaddie: 2 minutes ago
theyre calling montreal the worst power play of all timeHayden_Pike: 2 minutes ago
Who is they?montrealbaddie: 1 minute ago
shane hollander told me himself.-
Hayden: Shane… I’m hurt
Shane: ??
- Part 5 of reddit verse
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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'Jane' gets added to the Centaurs WAG groupchat, after Wyatt notices Roz wearing a ring...
pov Wyatt
- Part 1 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
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Ilya often enjoys teasing Shane with a certain concept, but Shane knows Ilya is far too jealous of a man, actually, to commit to this idea he likes to throw around, and Shane would never agree to it because he only has eyes for one man. A threesome. The idea is a threesome. Or: how hollanov can ethically, monogamously, have a threesome.
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5 Ways Hayden Did Not Learn of Ilya and Shane’s Amazing Plan by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-12
Shane and Ilya need to get married for immigration reasons. Here are five ways Hayden, thankfully, did not learn of that plan.
- Part 4 of a 'convenient' solution
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Ilya gets a Twitter account. He likes some very specific tweets
- Part 8 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
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Two Bludgeoned Bodies Found in Remote Parking Lot by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-08
Shane's POV for I Like Jane For You
Something is up with the people in Shane’s life this week. He imagines some worst-case-scenarios, but his imagination isn't even close.
- Part 3 of Haydenov Phone Swap
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Princess Treatment or Bare Minimum?: Shane Hollander Edition by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-07
Shane agrees to participate in a reel (thanks Harris!), so naturally, Ilya’s right there with him. The internet has a lot to say about this viral interview.
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Shane has a bad day that gets worse when Marleau shows up.
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keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones) by OpalApparition
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-04
There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals. It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong. The internet would never figure it out.
- Part 1 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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Home (but Yuna Hollander has a gun) by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-02
Shane got hurt (he's okay!), and Ilya couldn’t be there with him. No one even knew that he cared. The whole situation was shit.
...and Yuna has a fucking gun.
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shane hollander boy kisser confirmed! by chuyasexual
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-02
In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021 gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guy booboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021 shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part shane hollander: sweats nervously (Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)
- Part 1 of boy kissing and other illicit activities
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- #76246531