Summary:

Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

or,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.