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  1. "You guys," Olivia says in the tone of a woman who knows she is smarter than everyone else in the room and trying to be patient about it, "are way too invested in your captain's sex life."
    "There is no such thing as being too invested in Rozy's sex life," Micky counters in a grave voice. "He
    pines."

    It's the summer of 2014 and the dust of #RozSpotted is settling. Which is objectively good. Because Ryan Carmichael has a plan and it does not involve staying out of Ilya's business.

    Or: How to trick your captain into locking down his long-term situationship—a guide for clueless beginners.

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  2. (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Shannon: Oh? Fresh meat?

    (Jane has left Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Way to scare her off!

    (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Hey Jane! I spent like twenty minutes trying to draft an introduction message but I'm way too tired for that rn so I figured I'd just drop you into the deep end and see if you can swim

    Jane: I'm actually a very strong swimmer

    Jane: Sorry, what's going on?

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  3. freezer breezer
    WAIT
    IF MONTREAL JANE IS SHANE HOLLANDER

    king los
    pls don't have whatever revelation you're gonna have and inflict on all of us

    freezer breezer
    THE TEXTS !!!!

    OR: There are just over three weeks in between their beloved captain getting outed and the day the Boston rookies can finally meet their new stepmom. A lot can happen in three weeks.

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  4. TROY:
    Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?

    Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media

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  5. 🚨 Lily Alert 🚨 by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-02-12

    Hayden lets on that Shane has a sneaky link, “Boston Lily”. The guys go full insane stalker mode to try and piece together the breadcrumbs. WHO IS BOSTON LILY? WHY DOES SHANE NEED A 20 MIN SHOWER? Hold on, is Shane getting sloppy toppy while on the phone to Hayden??? Is that a WELT on Shane’s ass? Man, Boston Lily is doing the most! (They’re oblivious) No angst no one finds out xx

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  6. There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals. It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong. The internet would never figure it out.

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  7. Okay by

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    2026-01-26

    Ilya (12:22 AM): What does your soul mark say? Shane (12:24 AM): Really? Ilya (12:24 AM): Yes, really. It has been 24 minutes since it appeared Ilya (12:40 AM): Hello?!?!?! Shane (12:41 AM): I was getting off the bus you impatient prick. Are you always this annoying? Ilya (12:42 AM): Yes. You know this, now tell me. Shane (12:44 AM): Okay. Ilya (12:48 AM): WHAT DOES YOUR SOUL MARK SAY?? Shane (12:49 AM): IT JUST SAYS OKAY! Ilya (12:50 AM): It's me, I knew it 🥰 OR In a world where your soulmate's first words appear on your body on your 20th birthday, Shane Hollander is disappointed to have gotten such a mundane word. Ilya Rozanov is thrilled. Now available in Russian thanks to the incredible withergloww!!

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  8. While they are at the cottage, Ilya gets his hands on Shane's phone a few times. Ilya enjoys it a lot, to Shane's dismay, that he gets to refer to himself as Shane's lover via text messages.

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  9. Babies are expensive. Even on an NHL salary. So that's why Sarah was so grateful and confused when she got the UPPAbaby Vista V3 Stroller and Car Seat when it wasn't even on her registry.

    yet more Ilya in the WAG chat.

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