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Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird Lamp by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-31
David Hollander rolls with the punches life presents, including his son dating Ilya Rozanov. David ends up helping Ilya pick out a lamp for his son.
Ilya Rozanov will stop at nothing other than get the best lamp for his boyfriend. When he spots one at a yard sale that looks like a loon he knows he needs to buy it. It reminds him of summer, of Shane's hands in his hair, of him cracking open his own heart and trusting Shane with the pieces, it reminds him of safety. He just needs someone to help him get it working again.
- Part 3 of Lovely Lights
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,868
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78668441
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“Okay, no, you’re right. Fuck the Admirals. But fuck their stupid gay-kiss Stanley Cup win, too.”
What?
Another moment of quiet, then:
“I never kissed my boyfriend on the ice, though,” Shane muttered resentfully. Hayden’s heart thudded at the bitterness in his tone. Shane didn’t talk like that.As Shane becomes more comfortable in his and Ilya’s relationship, he starts letting his guard down, bit by bit. Hayden is subject to some very confusing one-sided phone conversations.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,547
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78314896
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Five times Ilya Rozanov acts unhinged over his husband online, and the one time Shane acts unhinged back.
- Part 1 of Hollanov Texting/SMAU's
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,141
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78518236
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Shane and Ilya's first photoshoot post-coming out. It goes as well as you'd expect it to. ___ Then Ilya whispers, right into the shell of his ear, “Now we look like penguins.” And it’s not at all what he expected to hear. He makes a strangled sound, his hands flying down to cover Ilya’s own on his waist. “What?” Ilya rocks them side to side, small and deliberate, like they’re waddling. “Penguins are romantic. They mate for life. You are my penguin.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,918
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78521501
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Wait, is this song about us? by thingcalledlove
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-28
Ilya knew it sounded crazy, but he was ninety-nine point nine percent sure he was being stalked. Because there was no rational explanation for how his entire relationship with Shane, his very secret relationship, had been documented in painstaking detail and turned into five record-breaking studio albums by some British boyband called One Direction.
- Part 3 of Hollanov vs The Internet
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,525
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78450026
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it felt like we were something by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-28
Ilya’s perspective of a few scenes from “something you can build” (and one scene that came after). Featuring: intense yearning for your committed long-term partner, supportive but confused himbos, Yuna Hollander’s momager energy, Scott realizing he’s a side character in someone else’s even crazier story, and a quick trip to California for Very Boring, Extremely Casual, Not-At-All-Romantic Reasons (aka, the epilogue).
(Companion piece! You will need to have read the rest of the series for this to make any sense—here be spoilers!)
- Part 3 of something you can fix
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,992
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 6 versions
- AO3:
- #78490321
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MLH Breakdowns #7 | How this one INSANE Free Agency Signing Sparked a Three-Year Hockey Frenzy 😱🏒 by rightnowimtoad
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-27
r/BostonBears Breaking: Ilya Rozanov has decided to test the open market on Wednesday. Rozanov has never been a free agent before. Source: @laffertyonice In this week's breakdown, we dive into the three years of MLH chaos, heartbreak, and drama on social media, all ignited by this one insane off-season move.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,793
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77864261
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@RoseLandryOfficial
[photo]
@childofdivorce24 WHY IS ILYA ROZANOV THERE SNDSBFSDKDGH
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Shane and Ilya have dinner with Rose and Hayden.
- Part 3 of Divorced Shane AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,616
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78286421
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I can see it, your face is glowin' by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-24
Shane is stooped over to strap on his shin guards when his phone buzzes once in Hayden’s hand.
He doesn’t mean to tap the notification.
And oh god, does he wish he could un-tap the fucking notification.
Because why the fuck has Lily, Shane’s mysterious Boston hook-up of several years (no matter how fervently he denies it), sent him a picture of a fucking sonogram.
Black and white, blurry, and undeniably baby-shaped.
–
Ilya makes a joke, Hayden breaks Shane’s phone, and a comedy of errors ensues.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,051
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78104176
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"You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused. Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?" "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing." "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together." "You know what you're doing." Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie." BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,716
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78081851
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Shane picks up on the third ring.
“What?”
Ilya closes his eyes, humiliation twisting his gut. Still, though, it’s nice to hear his voice. His shoulders sag a little. “Hollander?”
“I don’t–” Shane sighs, long and heavy. “Why are you calling?”
Why is he calling? Ilya couldn’t answer. Not in any way that makes sense, anyway.
Voice wobbling, Ilya says, “I am sorry.” He inhales, breath hitching horribly. “Was mistake.”
On the other line, Shane goes quiet. Then, shuffling around, he says, “What’s going on, Rozanov?”
Or: Ilya calls Shane in the middle of the night, and against his better judgment, Shane comes to find him.
- Part 6 of cjo + hr
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,328
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78147791
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@rozanovisking WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello?????? 461k people liked this tweet. (ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)
- Part 5 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 8 of hr: online edn
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,414
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #78168636
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Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat. Jane’s ex Okay Shane when am I meeting your man! Shane What Shane How did you even get his number? Shane Wait did you go through my phone? Lily (Shane) None of your business. Jane’s ex laughed at this message. Jane’s ex …maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤ Shane I don’t understand, are you two friends or something?? Lily (Shane) No Jane’s ex Yes! Jane’s ex It’s a work in progress! Jane’s ex But he’s warming up to me I can tell Lily (Shane) disliked this message. (rose steals lily’s number from shane’s phone. texting ensues as rose tries to get a new friend. ilya takes some convincing)
- Part 4 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 7 of hr: online edn
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,058
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #78055166
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David Hollander, Pointman by Anonymous
Inception (2010), Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-22
David Hollander has a past, and it shows up in an unexpected place.
- Part 3 of Dream Rivalry Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 685
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78111081
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something you can build by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-21
Six months ago, Shane’s intimate conversation and break-up with Rose Landry was recorded and leaked. In those six months, his life had completely upended and everything had changed, for better or for worse. Except for Ilya. He still has Ilya, and he’s beginning to understand that he always will.
It’s 2018. Shane Hollander has to figure out his new life, in a new city, on a new team, while being out to the world but not by his own choice. Ilya, along for the ride, also has to learn what it means to be connected to a place, to a person, and to his own inner truth.
(Sequel to “something you can fix,” set post-Heated Rivalry, pre-The Long Game)
- Part 2 of something you can fix
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 96,881
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Files:
- 7 versions
- AO3:
- #77007546
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Your Turn by animeboysruinedmylife
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-20
Hayden crosses the room and grabs his phone off the bed. “Why did you just text me, weirdo?” Shane frowns. “What, I didnt–” Wait. “Oh god.” Shane scrambles off his bed. “Hayden, please don’t open that.” Hayden looks up from his phone. “What? Why?” “Uh–” Shane looks down. His face is burning, he’s sure of it. “I… I think I accidentally sent you something that was supposed to be for… someone else.” Or, Shane accidentally sends a dick pic to his best friend Hayden Pike.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,608
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77991251
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yours, until the poets run out of rhyme by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-20
THE CENTAURS ARE MLH CUP CHAMPIONS @justahockeygirl
Dad: I saw your hockey players were trending on Twitter.
Me: SHANE POSTED ABOUT ILYA AND BROKE INSTAGRAM.
Dad: That sounds nice, sweetie.------------------------
Mel Henderson (they/them) @HiItsMel
I love my job, but can the gays just give me ONE DAY OF PEACE?????------------------------
paige 🌈🐎🏹 @paige_on_the_pk
We are being FED!! First the pictures from Game 5, then the parade, and now this? Man, I fucking love being a Centaurs fan.—
Or, the internet reacts to Shane's post about Ilya. Chaos ensues, followed by tooth-rotting sweetness.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,753
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78026446
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Here’s my Achilles’ heel by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-20
For a second Ilya pauses, then he opens the door and steps inside. Yuna is sitting on the hospital bed with her leg wrapped in a cast. Besides her lifted leg, there are no obvious signs indicating anything even happened. They barely look at each other before wheezing laughter echoes throughout the room.
Five times Yuna needs Ilya’s help and one time he needs hers.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,225
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78011691
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Ilya Rozanov's Cab Service by mightyd0lphin
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-19
“Dude, I’d really like to know less about your sex life.” “Is good for you,” Rozanov said. “You need excitement in your life. What do you give Mrs Pike, fifteen minutes of missionary?” “Fuck off.” Hayden scowled at him. “I have four fucking kids, I think that’s evidence enough that my bedroom life is happy.” “Fifteen minutes of missionary can make four kids.” “It’s not fifteen min- Oh my God just stop it!” ~~ Hayden needs to get from Montreal to Ottawa in time for their game that afternoon. Shane has a great idea about who can give him a ride.
- Part 3 of hayden's neverending suffering
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,194
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77966651
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Shane Hollander wakes up with a pussy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,398
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77561996