the unexpected besties of the MHL
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Hayden I just called Shane. Pretty sure Roz was giving him head on the other side. Just a warning for you. Cliff Ha! Hayden My suffering is not funny. Cliff Thanks for the heads up Cliff Get it? Hayden I'm blocking you (cliff & hayden's guide to surviving hollanov)
- Part 6 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 1 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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Harris @Cliff @Hayden I know I’m not a hockey player but can I join the ‘Rozanov & Hollander are going to make me quit my job’ group?? Cliff Hahahah Hayden What did Rozanov do this time? Cliff Hey! Cliff How do you know it was Roz’s fault! Hayden Be serious right now. (snippets from the centaurs group chat & the extended support group chat which has hayden & cliff leading the cens through how to survive married hollanov)
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Jackie No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend. Lily (Shane) I know he is so boring and I am so fun Lily (Shane) But opposites attract is the saying, no? Lily (Shane) Also I am not girlfriend Jackie Why not!! Jackie Sorry that was nosy Lily (Shane) Is okay Lily (Shane) Is complicated Lily (Shane) But I cannot let him go because he gives head like champion Jackie Girl!!!!!! (spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!) Inspired by please leave a message by subcorax
- Part 7 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 3 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 6 of social media/texting hollanov
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Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat. Jane’s ex Okay Shane when am I meeting your man! Shane What Shane How did you even get his number? Shane Wait did you go through my phone? Lily (Shane) None of your business. Jane’s ex laughed at this message. Jane’s ex …maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤ Shane I don’t understand, are you two friends or something?? Lily (Shane) No Jane’s ex Yes! Jane’s ex It’s a work in progress! Jane’s ex But he’s warming up to me I can tell Lily (Shane) disliked this message. (rose steals lily’s number from shane’s phone. texting ensues as rose tries to get a new friend. ilya takes some convincing)
- Part 4 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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@rozanovisking WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello?????? 461k people liked this tweet. (ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)
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"Anyway, I wanted to congratulate you." "...thank you." Scott said cautiously. "You are probably oldest to ever win Cup, so that is very impressive. They should give you special geriatric award." There it was. "Jesus fucking Christ, kid." Scott huffed a laugh. "You're a piece of work, you know that?" "Ah, but I am funny." Rozanov shrugged, sipping his vodka. "And hot." He winked at Kip. Kip's jaw flew open and Scott immediately pulled his boyfriend closer to him. So what if Ilya Rozanov was 100% straight and definitely trying to fuck with him? Scott still wasn't going to just stand there while fucking Rozanov flirted with his boyfriend. (kip meets ilya at the mvp award night. they become friends <3)
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Caitlin ok this IS earth shattering news Caitlin the concept of the worst team in the league getting ilya rozanov because some random girl managed to lock down “russia’s greatest love machine” and have him so whipped that he moves to OTTAWA?? Caitlin like who the fuck is this girl????? Cassie Literally all I know is that her name is Jane Caitlin who the fuck are you jane!!!!!! (the ottawa wag chat finds out about jane. cue them finding out little bits of jane lore until some things add up)
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- Part 7 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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