Summary:

“Dude, I’d really like to know less about your sex life.”

“Is good for you,” Rozanov said. “You need excitement in your life. What do you give Mrs Pike, fifteen minutes of missionary?”

“Fuck off.” Hayden scowled at him. “I have four fucking kids, I think that’s evidence enough that my bedroom life is happy.”

“Fifteen minutes of missionary can make four kids.”

“It’s not fifteen min- Oh my God just stop it!”

~~

Hayden needs to get from Montreal to Ottawa in time for their game that afternoon. Shane has a great idea about who can give him a ride.