Summary:

Harris: So, you know that cooking video I had Troy and Shane make?

Ilya: Yes?

Harris: It's genuinely one of the most painful things I've ever seen on camera.

Harris: Like I've seen horror movies that made me feel more at ease than this.

Ilya: Were you expecting anything less?

Ilya: They are the biggest disasters we know.

Ilya: **Affectionate**

Harris: I mean, I guess I was just hoping it'd be super cute, you know?

Harris: Two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parm? You can't go wrong, right?

Ilya: Except when your two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parmesan are Shane 'small talk is a disease' Hollander and Troy 'awkward is a lifestyle' Barrett.

Harris: Yeah, I should have known.

Harris: This is what I get for being an optimist.

Harris: And a greedy gay man who wants to edit videos of hot men cooking good food.

Harris: Want to do a voice over for me so maybe I can salvage this?

Ilya: Of course.

Ilya: Any parameters?

Harris: Oh, you know. Just don't embarrass me too much.

Ilya: Send it to me and I will get it done ❤️