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O-Town's Fillies: Valentine's Redux. by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-23
Shane H-R
He wouldn’t be able to fuck you in the waders?
They fasten over the shoulder, right?
And I assume to stay watertight there’s no fly situation?
Cassie BCaptain Harlot over here thinking about wader sex logistics
Ilya H-RSweetheart, should I get waders?
Another WAG chat, another Valentine's Day - but this time, both husbands are in the group.
- Part 7 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,620
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #95287146
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SHANE: Lily.
LILY: Hello
SHANE: Dead to me.
What the actual fuck?
LILY: ??
SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
LILY: ahh
I am in trouble
Yes?
Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 72,113
- Chapters:
- 31/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #81424231
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chef's kiss by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-19
Harris: So, you know that cooking video I had Troy and Shane make?
Ilya: Yes?
Harris: It's genuinely one of the most painful things I've ever seen on camera.
Harris: Like I've seen horror movies that made me feel more at ease than this.
Ilya: Were you expecting anything less?
Ilya: They are the biggest disasters we know.
Ilya: **Affectionate**
Harris: I mean, I guess I was just hoping it'd be super cute, you know?
Harris: Two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parm? You can't go wrong, right?
Ilya: Except when your two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parmesan are Shane 'small talk is a disease' Hollander and Troy 'awkward is a lifestyle' Barrett.
Harris: Yeah, I should have known.
Harris: This is what I get for being an optimist.
Harris: And a greedy gay man who wants to edit videos of hot men cooking good food.
Harris: Want to do a voice over for me so maybe I can salvage this?
Ilya: Of course.
Ilya: Any parameters?
Harris: Oh, you know. Just don't embarrass me too much.
Ilya: Send it to me and I will get it done ❤️
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,979
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #94228516
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Jane Has Been Added To The Chat by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-07
Penelope (Dill)
Omg get on with it, Cass!Cassie (Bood)
Thank you
Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
We have royalty in our midstArden (Pointy)
What the hell are you on about, Cassie?Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation
Jane (Rozy)
Uhh
What is this?
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or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,991
- Chapters:
- 18/20
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #85301686
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We are African Americans...... and Mark (Shane) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-02
We Dem Boyz
Vaughny added J.J, and unknown number.Vaughny: Fellas, I just spoke with the rookie in Ottawa, Boodram, and we realized there is no safe space in the league for minorities for us. I would make a big group chat, but I think the four of us is good enough.
J.J: Ahhh, shit. Sounds good to me. Welcome to hell – I mean welcome to MHL Boodram!
Vaughny: No, you were right J.J. Welcome to hell.
Boodram: 😂😂. Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
Shane: Yes welcome!
Shane: Also, what does the name of the chat mean?
J.J: Ahhh Captaine….Or Carter Vaughn creates a group chat with Shane, J.J and Zane and they become each other's support system.
- Part 1 of Shane and Dem Boyz
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,001
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #79088911
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instigators by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-17
Even after getting married, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are still a secret. No one, aside from their most trusted people, knows about their relationship.
Sick of hiding, they make a plan to soft launch their relationship for the world to lose its mind about it.
If that goes as smoothly as they plan it, is for their future selves to find out.
- Part 2 of Schrödinger's WAG
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,177
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #82854666
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Not A Fan by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-09
@SophiaSkatesBoston:
I bought a FanMail from Ilya Rozanov for a laugh, thinking it must be an admin error to even have him listed but...
[Video clip begins]
Ilya Rozanov stands against a bare white wall, wearing athletic shorts and a tank top.
“Sophia,” he says, faux serious, “thank you for requesting a birthday video. As you can see, I am taking this all very seriously. I have good neutral background, very plain, very boring. Very professional. Does not contain anything that would make the commissioner very angry. Is just a blank wall, I have checked. Because I consider the set up of my shots. I would hate to send happy birthday video with very big, very distracting secret in the background. Would be very unprofessional, very...”
[Tap to keep watching]
@CentaursCentral:
Oh my God, he did not! I laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something.
@NHL_OffTheRink:
If you do one thing on hockey twitter today, let it be watching this video.
@OttawaAlways:
Ok but has Hayden Pike seen this yet? Does he know?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,243
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92261491
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Internet Dad by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-07
Shane: Mom.
Shane: Are you aware that dad has unfettered internet access and is posting how to videos on YouTube calling himself Daddy David?
Mom: Honey, it's fine. It's not that big of a deal.
Shane: That might be the most insane thing you've ever said.
Shane: And I have heard you threaten multiple coaches of mine with bodily harm.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,727
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #90599611
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most likely to by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-31
[Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Behind them several of their teammates, including Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Tanner Dillon, and several rookies stand behind them. Shane sits with his arms crossed in the chair, looking slightly uncomfortable, while Ilya appears relaxed with his legs spread wide as he smiles at Shane. Harris Drover's voice can be heard behind the camera.]
Harris: Alright, everyone, I'm going to ask you questions about who is more likely to do something between Shane and Ilya, and then you'll move behind the one you think the statement most matches, and if you think it equally applies, you can stand in the middle. Sound good?
[There's a chorus of agreement, except for one loud, 'no' from Shane, and Zane playfully ruffles his hair causing Shane to blush, his scowl lightening slightly.]
Harris: Great! Okay, here's the first question.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,491
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #91687116
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jane dutch by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-08-29
Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.
He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.
And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...
Extras start at chapter 26!
- Part 7 of crackin' open a cold one
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 98,000
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Files:
- 4 versions
- AO3:
- #84865406
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You Are The Best Thing That's Ever Been Mine by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-08-17
Ilya being sick accidentally leads to a domino effect which causes Shane, and Hollanov, to come out a year earlier than canon, but on their own terms this time.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,654
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #90720991
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Four Out of Five Dentists by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-11
Four out of five dentists recommend not getting into a seven-year situationship. They also recommend brushing your teeth before making out with your MLH rival in a hotel room the summer before your rookie season.
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The story of Heated Rivalry retold in little scenes. The unseen befores and the unseen afters.
A 5 + 1 type fic. (Way more than) five times that Shane brushes his teeth alone. And the one time he doesn’t.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,392
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #90316261
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Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
Chaos ensues.- Part 2 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,014
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83190836
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lost in translation by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-07
Ilya Rozanov has a gift.
He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.
Shane Hollander has a problem.
His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.
After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,419
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #89337011
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Marly: Roz
Marly: Roz
Marly: Roz
Marly: I think I’m bilingual**
J.J. and Marly hook up after a Boston and Montreal match, effectively discovering that they are both bisexual. Unfortunately, they could not figure this out themselves, and Ilya and Shane are woken up at the ass crack of dawn to help with their friends' inability to process their feelings.
- Part 1 of HR Texting Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,592
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #90010706
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Fiat 500 2: Electric Boogaloo. by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-04
Shane
How about no one jokes about you all almost dying in a plane crash?
Cap
Boooooo
Shane
Don’t boo me from next to me in bed, loser
Cap
BOOOOOOOOOOOAnother 4 months in the Centaurs team chat: Shane Hollander-Rozanov remix edition.
- Part 6 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,564
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #89881801
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possibility by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-31
[An image of Ilya Rozanov in his full Centaurs hockey gear sitting on the team bench. He's leaning forward on the boards, his arms creating a pillow for his head, as he smiles so widely, all of his teeth are shown and his eyes are closed.]
@centaurshockey Don't forget, our Captain is taking over our socials this week! We have no idea what he's going to do, but there's a pretty good possibility things will get interesting, and we have our lawyers on standby ❤️
___Or Ilya asks the Centaurs if they would fight someone for him…but the someone is Harris Drover.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,644
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #89568751
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truth will out by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-21
[Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]
Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander.
Shane: Yes.
Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?
Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet.
Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start.
Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.
Shane: Goody.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,801
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #88945636
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a pox on all your houses by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-20
"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,776
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #88443821
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Jousting for Hollander by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-07-20
Rozanov: Is this where I hand in my boyfriend application? I have prepared CV, introduction video, letters of recommendation and photo of me in bed with Stanley Cup. With or without clothes, your choice ;)
Lundin: We were supposed to prepare something? I can do that, no problem! How long do we have?
Baldwin: I think he is making fun of the whole thing, can we throw him out?
Rozanov: Is no joke, I have fileshare link ready to send.
Hunter: He is definitely joking.
Baldwin: What are you doing here? Aren’t you getting married?
Hunter: My fiancé insisted.
Hunter: He said, and I quote: “I never thought about adding a third but it’s Shane fucking Hollander, we would be dumb if we didn’t try."
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The world stops when Scott Hunter kisses his boyfriend Kip on the ice after he wins the Stanley Cup in 2017.
The world tilts fully off its axis when Shane Hollander comes out after his third cup win in 2018.
What follows are a bunch of (drunk) Instagram comments, a Rose Landry shaped intervention, a brutal battle between NHL superstars and one precious price on the line: A date with THE Shane Hollander.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,525
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #88905596