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  1. Blood Letting by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-10-27

    “Mr Hollander, you and Ilya Rozanov have been photographed coming out of multiple hotels late at night. Can you explain that?”

    Shane panics. He can’t give the real answer, that they meet up every few months because he’s an undead monster and Rozanov happens to have delicious blood.

    “Um. We were… well. Gay sex! We were having gay sex!”

    Or: Shane Hollander isn’t in denial about being gay. He is in denial about being a vampire.

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    10,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #95543206

  2. not "your' anything by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-10-22

    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

    Language:
    English
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    72,113
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81424231

  3. Lazy by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-10-10

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    A shoulder injury sees Ilya retire two years before his husband. Too much time on his hands means Ilya falls down the well-trodden path of too much childhood trauma leading to a lot of therapy leading to becoming a stand-up comedian.
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    LAZY • 1 hour of comedy by Ilya ROZANOV

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Highly entertaining.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Very funny, surprisingly insightful.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Queer, loud and very, very funny.’

    ⭐️ - ‘Technically competent show but extremely arrogant and somewhat debauched.’

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    That leads to both another round of laughter and a cheer. On stage, Ilya grins.

    “Yes, but I knew even then that staying in Russia was maybe a very bad idea. Because queer and Russian is recipe for very traditional Russian tragedy, yes? Which, generally speaking, are not good.” Ilya holds up a hand, counting on his fingers. “Napoleonic Wars, Stalingrad, Chernobyl, getting caught sucking cock with your Coach’s son. All of these would be bad, no? Very high body counts, probably.”

    There’s a lot of laughter now. In the front row, Svetlana wipes at her eyes, shoulders shaking.

    Language:
    English
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    5,284
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #94265106

  4. Professional Idiots by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-09-18

    "I am bringing my new boyfriend to practice. But everyone must be nice. He's little bit embarrassed, because of his job."

    "Oh, what does he do? Is he a zamboni driver or something lol?"

    "His day job is in management, but he has a side hustle as a Shane Hollander impersonator. He does birthday parties."

    Ilya is desperate for his amazing new boyfriend to meet his friends. There's just one problem. He's dating famous hockey player Shane Hollander, and he's worried that his LGBTQ+ Beer League teammates will all get starstruck. Instead, he comes up with a solution: Tell them that he's dating a Shane Hollander impersonator, instead of the real thing.

    Sequel to Catfished By Shane Hollander!? (But you don't have to read that to understand this)

    Language:
    English
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    10,732
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #91391131

  5. instigators by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-09-17

    Even after getting married, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are still a secret. No one, aside from their most trusted people, knows about their relationship.

    Sick of hiding, they make a plan to soft launch their relationship for the world to lose its mind about it.

    If that goes as smoothly as they plan it, is for their future selves to find out.

    Language:
    English
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    38,177
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82854666

  6. Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-09-09

    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

    Language:
    English
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    19,322
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #86796417

  7. Shane, Meet Shovel by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-12

    While enjoying a night out at The Kingfisher, Ilya is sporting some very concerning bruises. After drunkenly revealing to Scott that Jane is Shane Hollander, Scott takes it upon himself to give Shane the Shovel Talk.

    OR

    Scott thinks Shane is abusing Ilya, so he ropes Carter Vaughn and Eric Bennet into kidnapping Shane and threatening to kill him.

    Language:
    English
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    13,785
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85308766

  8. Lily's Twitter Account by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-05-02

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

    Language:
    English
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    11,716
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83919746

  9. missed opportunities by

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    2026-04-30

    Ilya has bottomed now. He is going to make that everyone else's problem.

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    Now with part 2, in which Ilya faces the consequences of his own actions and loves it.

    Language:
    English
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    2,826
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81732246

  10. try on calling me "baby" by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-21

    “Wait, shit, is it really dirty?”

    He glances over to Ilya, who is now dutifully collecting cones. “It’s not dirty,” Shane laughs.

    “So what’s the hangup, then?”

    “It’s… kinda hard to translate.” He continues before Bood can call him on that, “it sounds more old-fashioned in English. Or, it’s fine in Russian, more like. It means my beloved. Or darling, kind of. Russian’s hard to translate directly sometimes.”

    “Man. That’s some Bridgerton shit.”

    5 times the Centaurs hear Ilya call Shane a petname, and one time they hear Shane call Ilya one.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83535556

  11. Kerrett by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-20

    Ali @shanehollanderfanpage24
    Troy Barrett stalker confirmed. Dallas Kent call the police lmao #Kerrett

    Or: people on hockey Twitter start shipping Troy Barrett and Dallas Kent.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83487751

  12. #getLilyout by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-09

    Emily @emilystwitterstuff21 Shane Hollander being a physically and emotionally abusive boyfriend was not on my bingo card this year. What the fuck is going on?? Clara @hockeyfan101 Of all hockey players it's SHANE HOLLANDER??? The golden boy of the NHL that does no wrong?? Omg. Istg men are trash. Or: everyone thinks Shane abuses his girlfriend Lily, and Yuna Hollander is not at all amused about, while Shane is just upset that his parents have such an issue with him being gay.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #82816851

  13. bad idea, right? by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-02

    After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.

    Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.

    Language:
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    30,576
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81546541

  14. A Study in the Statistical Likelihood of Disaster by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-13

    Shane Hollander has always known the risk wasn’t going to be zero.

    Sneaking into a rival team’s hotel late at night to meet Ilya Rozanov comes with a margin of error.

    Unfortunately, statistics say that if you do something long enough, eventually the math catches up with you.

    He just didn’t see this one particular risk coming.

    Language:
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    3,479
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81115001

  15. To Catch a Hollander by

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    2026-03-09

    After two months of being on Rozanov watch post him being dumped by Montreal Jane, the Raiders all breathe a sigh of relief when their captain goes back to his usual happy self after All-Stars.

    Cliff, Victor, and Connor notice that the timing of Ilya’s good mood coincides strangely well with the speculation (read: open secret) that Hollander and Rozanov definitely banged it out sometime during that weekend and after some theorizing, they’re pretty sure their captain has had a years long crush on Hollander and that his happiness hinges on making his giant crush on Shane Hollander come to fruition.

    Of course, as his friends, they need to help him to the best of their abilities.

    Language:
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    4,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80926151

  16. Who Do You Love by

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    2026-03-05

    ”Shane Hollander of the Montreal Metros has been accused of homophobia after making an insensitive joke regarding gay marriage. This is especially hurtful due to its timing — following a shutout game against the New York Admirals, where Captain Scott Hunter resides as the only openly gay player in the MLH. Our insider source confirms this is not the first time Hollander has expressed his negative opinion on the LGBT+ community.
    Our team has reached out to Hollander’s representative staff and is awaiting a response.”

     
    Or: Five times Hollanov tries to come out only for nobody to believe them, and one time it sticks.

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    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80697661

  17. one drunken night by

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    2026-02-24

    After getting a late-night call that his boyfriend Ilya has been arrested, Shane rushes to bail him out—only for their relationship to be accidentally revealed in spectacularly public fashion. What begins as a disaster turns into an unplanned coming-out that neither of them can take back.

    Language:
    English
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    2,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80187561

  18. Hayden Pike's Reddit History by

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    2026-02-16

    montrealbaddie: 2 minutes ago
    theyre calling montreal the worst power play of all time

    Hayden_Pike: 2 minutes ago
    Who is they?

    montrealbaddie: 1 minute ago
    shane hollander told me himself.

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    Hayden: Shane… I’m hurt

    Shane: ??

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    1,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79646076

  19. Ship It by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-01-19

    Ilya learns what Shipping is and proceeds to be a menace.

     

    That's it. That's the fic.

    Language:
    English
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    5,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #77967076

  20. Hayden Pike’s Cape by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-01-16

    “I can’t just make some announcement, ‘hey everyone, Ilya babysat my kids, he’s a great guy!’” Hayden threw his hands up in the air. “I mean, actually you can, sweetie, but I was thinking something more gradual.” ... ... ... The one where Hayden is actually the hero of the story, because Jackie talks him into rehabilitating Ilya’s asshole image by publicly defending him, several times. The reactions to the FanMail are different this time, because of Hayden.

    Language:
    English
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    23,638
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #75901811
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