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  1. It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.

    Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.

    Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.

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    AO3:
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  2. Harris: the sheer number of heart attacks ilya gives me on a daily basis and here you are adding to it
    Cassie: omg harris perfect segue
    Cassie: GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE NUMBER OF OUR NEWEST WAG!!!!!!
    Cassie added Jane to the conversation.

    Or, five times Shane Hollander exposes that he's a little freaky in the Ottawa WAGs chat, and the one time it's not him.

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    AO3:
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  3. JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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    AO3:
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  4. Zane Boodram tries to plan his next barbecue. Ilya Rozanov refuses to let anyone know peace. Shane suffers in silence (mostly). A Centaurs texting fic.

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  5. Scott and Ilya put up a united front against all the homophobic assholes in the league. Well, maybe not that united. But at least they're changing the narrative a bit, one homophobe at a time.

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  6. Shane makes a list: reasons to Come Out on one side and to Stay Safe on the other. It's definitely not meant to accidentally star in the background of his mom's Instagram post for fans to find. But now that the world knows, maybe Shane can finally let himself have everything he's wanted. If only Ilya didn't go out and get engaged the next day. Which is fine! Rozanov was settling down? Shane could settle down, too. He would find himself a nice man.

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    AO3:
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  7. On popular request, Connors liveblogs Seb and Hammer’s long overdue emotional conversation from Toronto.
    Or, a group chat texting fic retelling of Last Seen 48 Hours Ago.
    POV Cliff Marlow <3

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    AO3:
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  8. The funny thing about the whole thing is that Luca really sees none of it coming.

    Because, yes, maybe he did have a tiny, very little crush on Ilya Rozanov growing up. And sure, maybe he did have his poster hanging up next to his bed. And okay, fine, maybe there had been a time in his life where he watched every single Raiders game with a hyperfocus on a certain player, and then secretly ventured onto his Tumblr feed after to watch and rewatch his favorite gifs from the game.

    Or, Luca Haas is finally settling into who he is as a hockey player and a person. And then a certain rival of his comes bulldozing his way into his life.

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    AO3:
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  9. Let's Get Physical by

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    2026-04-09

    Boston University.

    Shane Hollander: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in Human Physiology.

    Ilya Rozanov: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in finance.

    Shane and Ilya work well together on the ice, but there is no confusion that they aren't fans of each other. Shane is constantly fed up with Ilya showing up late and not taking things as seriously as him. Ilya likes to tease him, but he always puts his all in during games. It’s been like this since they started two and half year ago.

    Midway through the fall semester, Ilya takes a bad hit and is taken off the ice during the game. Shane comes up with an unorthodox solution to fulfill Ilya's physical needs while he recovers, and Shane's academic needs for extra credit.

    ---

    AKA giving your teammate blow jobs so he doesn't re-injure his knee and can play hockey is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

    *SMAU previously uploaded to twitter, now uploaded here for ease of reading*

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    AO3:
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  10. Lily's Jane @jane1221
    Too many hockey players that think anyone gives a shit about them outside their circle. Nobody thinks about you Drapeau! You look like every drunk uncle

    Lily's Jane @jane1221
    Watching Ilya Rozanov play with the Centaurs feels like watching Michelangelo draft the sistine chapel. Messy now but its going to be the most beautiful team in the league when hes done

    Ilya: my love
    Shane: What?
    Ilya: you are the best thing that has ever happened to me

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    AO3:
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  11. Shane Hollander was traded to the Ottawa Centaurs without ever being outed. His relationship with Ilya Rozanov is still a secret to most people.
    Everything was going just fine, until they both get added to the Centaurs WAGs group chat.

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  12. Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.

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  13. Hammy <3 left the conversation.
    Sebbin added Hammy <3 to the conversation.
    Hammy <3 left the conversation.

    Or, Hammer doesn't want to be found, and Sebbin doesn't handle the silence well. The Bears try to help.

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    AO3:
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  14. 5 times Ilya played matchmaker to the queer guys in the league and showed them that he has insane gaydar and is extremely perceptive (and to maybe make sure they absolutely did not ask out his Shane, even when that wasn't happening, but you know Ilya he is so obsessed with Shane he assumes that everyone wants to date his man)
    +1 time they found out Rozanov wasn't just an ally

    or

    5 times Ilya played matchmaker
    +1 time everyone found out he is not just an ally

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  15. Weak Backhand by

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    2026-03-30

    Marian Kasel @MarianKaselESPN
    Asked about facing a divided #Metros team tomorrow, Boston #Raiders Captain Ilya Rozanov says, "We don't need it, but if they want to give us [an] advantage..."

    > Marian Kasel @MarianKaselESPN
    "Of course, Hollander's weak backhand is all the advantage we need. Maybe Pike finally pointed that out to him," Rozanov adds tongue-in-cheek. "It is true, but also [an] insult from Montreal's 15th best player."


    Or: Shane Hollander and Hayden Pike appear to be fighting. While the internet tries to figure out what might have happened there, Rozanov has a theory of his own – one that makes the looming Metros-Raiders match-up even more competitive.

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  16. The hockey world is shocked when #1 draft pick Ilya Rozanov backs out of the NHL last second and opts to play for the KHL in his home country. Nobody knows why, and he leaves North America without comment. So Shane does what any kid with a crush did in 2010. He emails him. Or; the Hollanov epistolary email fic

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    AO3:
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  17. The 21-22 regular season commences: Montreal gets checked left and right while the rest of the league faces a shiny new Ottawa Centaurs. Spoiler: Montreal doesn't get what they want out of Ottawa.

    OR
    We get a look into the Cool East Boys' text chain, or as I like to call it, "Daily Lives of Cool East Boys" (yes, from that anime).

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  18. Unknown Number: Pike

    Unknown Number: Pike, you know how to respond to text?

    Unknown Number: It has been hours
    Unknown Number: Respond to this, I need you to check on Shane

    Hayden: …
    Hayden: Who is this

    Unknown Number: Lily, I got your number off Shane’s phone

    OR

    Hayden gets unwittingly roped into a business partnership with Shane’s secret girl Lily behind Shane’s back but at least he gets a kind of cool friend out of it… even if she is oddly reluctant to call them that.

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  19. After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.

    SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that

    CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞

    LISA: 🤞

    CAITLIN: 🤞🤞

    NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞

    JANE: 🤞

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    AO3:
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  20. Ain't No Hollaback Girl by

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    2026-03-28

    russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.

    ---
    Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.

    *SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*

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    AO3:
    #81977336
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