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"You guys," Olivia says in the tone of a woman who knows she is smarter than everyone else in the room and trying to be patient about it, "are way too invested in your captain's sex life."
"There is no such thing as being too invested in Rozy's sex life," Micky counters in a grave voice. "He pines."It's the summer of 2014 and the dust of #RozSpotted is settling. Which is objectively good. Because Ryan Carmichael has a plan and it does not involve staying out of Ilya's business.
Or: How to trick your captain into locking down his long-term situationship—a guide for clueless beginners.
- Part 3 of maximal confusion, some believability
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- English
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- 1/?
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- AO3:
- #92451696
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Cliff's Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week (Is Probably Going Better Than Ilya's) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-04-15
It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.
Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.
Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.
- Part 1 of maximal confusion, some believability
- Language:
- English
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- 30,693
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #80222306