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  1. Ilya has always known Shane could do better than him. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s finally found it. Found someone else. Because that’s what this is, isn’t it?

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  2. Because Pike had shouted, “Marleau, you motherfucker!” and the rage embedded itself on Cliff’s skin.

    or: the one where Cliff gets his soulmate mark in 2017, and it's a long fucking time until everything is going to be okay.

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  3. It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.

    Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.

    Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.

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  4. Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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  5. Ilya and Shane take a break, not a break up like Shane keeps reminding himself. Just some time away to focus on hockey and find out where they want their relationship to go. Not a breakup. Which would be much easier to convince himself of if every sport news wasn't relaying Ilya's new friendship with captain of Ottawa women's hockey team Alexandra Page.

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  6. “I got the feeling you were kind of… jealous. Of Hayden. After what happened last time. With me touching him. So I was wondering why you… y'know. Encouraged him. To do that. To me.”

    Ilya ran a hand through Shane's glossy hair, considering his answer. “Remember that time in your trophy room?”

    How Shane immediately turned red was answer enough. 

    “I felt like I was fucking a king. I felt powerful,” Ilya continued. “And to see someone getting on their knees for you… It makes me feel the same way.”

    Or: The Pikes visit the Hollander-Rozanov cottage. Ilya is a little jealous. Then he's not.

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