Summary:

Boston University.

Shane Hollander: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in Human Physiology.

Ilya Rozanov: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in finance.

Shane and Ilya work well together on the ice, but there is no confusion that they aren't fans of each other. Shane is constantly fed up with Ilya showing up late and not taking things as seriously as him. Ilya likes to tease him, but he always puts his all in during games. It’s been like this since they started two and half year ago.

Midway through the fall semester, Ilya takes a bad hit and is taken off the ice during the game. Shane comes up with an unorthodox solution to fulfill Ilya's physical needs while he recovers, and Shane's academic needs for extra credit.

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AKA giving your teammate blow jobs so he doesn't re-injure his knee and can play hockey is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

*SMAU previously uploaded to twitter, now uploaded here for ease of reading*