Summary:

Harris: the sheer number of heart attacks ilya gives me on a daily basis and here you are adding to it
Cassie: omg harris perfect segue
Cassie: GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE NUMBER OF OUR NEWEST WAG!!!!!!
Cassie added Jane to the conversation.

Or, five times Shane Hollander exposes that he's a little freaky in the Ottawa WAGs chat, and the one time it's not him.