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  1. Carter Did Not Sign Up For This (He Got Voluntold By Shane Hollander) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
    • T

    2026-05-28

    "Did. You. Mean. It."

    Carter Vaughn doesn't mind if his afternoon nap gets interrupted for a good cause. Which is good for him because Shane Hollander is so far past asking permission he may well bulldoze them all into a different universe.

    Or: After Ilya gets outed in Sochi, Shane Hollander is determined to help. Carter, who possesses a healthy sense of self-preservation, is too smart to stand in his way—but, as it turns out, not quite smart enough to stay out of the drama.

    Language:
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    1/4
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85530921

  2. Cliff's Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week (Is Probably Going Better Than Ilya's) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
    • T
    • ✓

    2026-04-15

    It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.

    Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.

    Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,693
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80222306