Panic! At The League

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6
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  1. Shane Hollander signed with Ottawa to play on the same team as his future husband, Ilya Rozanov, and they lived happily ever after.

    Well...THEY lived happily ever after. The rest of the league? Not so much.

     

    OR
    a look at a group chat with different players from the Eastern Conference, the morning the news drops that Shane Hollander signed with Ottawa.

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    AO3:
    #78557041
  2. The anxiety rises in the Cool East Boys group chat as the season approaches. Boyle from Ottawa continues to be smug.

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    AO3:
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  3. The team owners discuss Hollander's move to Ottawa.

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    AO3:
    #79309306
  4. Luca Haas represents Switzerland in the Men's Hockey Team for the 2026 Winter Olympics and realises he's playing against the hockey husbands. Mild (?) panicking ensues.

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    AO3:
    #79991951
  5. The 21-22 regular season commences: Montreal gets checked left and right while the rest of the league faces a shiny new Ottawa Centaurs. Spoiler: Montreal doesn't get what they want out of Ottawa.

    OR
    We get a look into the Cool East Boys' text chain, or as I like to call it, "Daily Lives of Cool East Boys" (yes, from that anime).

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    AO3:
    #82042721
  6. Being smarter or more perceptive than an average hockey player doesn't stop the panic that sets in within goalies' hearts on the news of Hollanov.

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    AO3:
    #85575056