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Internet Dad by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-07
Shane: Mom.
Shane: Are you aware that dad has unfettered internet access and is posting how to videos on YouTube calling himself Daddy David?
Mom: Honey, it's fine. It's not that big of a deal.
Shane: That might be the most insane thing you've ever said.
Shane: And I have heard you threaten multiple coaches of mine with bodily harm.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,727
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #90599611
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Map Contact by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-07
Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness.
Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him.
They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 143,248
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Files:
- 4 versions
- AO3:
- #86092386
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the birds and the bears by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-04
The man doesn’t look phased. On the contrary, he’s acting like it’s completely normal to talk about sex with a stranger.
“Well, my wife wants me to…” David hesitates, but what damage could it do? Tomorrow, he’ll be on a plane back to Ottawa and he’ll never see this man again. “She wants me to try being more dominant.”
The Russian grins. “Oh, you have met the right person.”
Or: In 2014, David and Ilya become friends and start swapping sex advice. It's too bad they don't recognize each other.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,378
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #91878901
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Drawing a Line by LovelyRose28
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-02
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been best friends since they were twelve. They were attached at the hip, as much as two straight guys could be. Everyone accepted that Shane and Ilya were just being Shane and Ilya. Or: Shane and Ilya think they know where to draw the line between straight best friends and whatever the hell they keep doing.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,359
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Files:
- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #87404031
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A House in Nebraska by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-01
Shane Hollander doesn't know what he is. He knows what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are different things.
Ilya Rozanov knows what he is. He can't control what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are the same thing.
They’re just boys who handle it badly—from a junior tournament in Canada to the NHL draft to the moment a security camera at the end of a hallway changes everything
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Shane and Ilya are discovered before they even play their first game
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 114,579
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #87605006
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most likely to by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-31
[Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Behind them several of their teammates, including Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Tanner Dillon, and several rookies stand behind them. Shane sits with his arms crossed in the chair, looking slightly uncomfortable, while Ilya appears relaxed with his legs spread wide as he smiles at Shane. Harris Drover's voice can be heard behind the camera.]
Harris: Alright, everyone, I'm going to ask you questions about who is more likely to do something between Shane and Ilya, and then you'll move behind the one you think the statement most matches, and if you think it equally applies, you can stand in the middle. Sound good?
[There's a chorus of agreement, except for one loud, 'no' from Shane, and Zane playfully ruffles his hair causing Shane to blush, his scowl lightening slightly.]
Harris: Great! Okay, here's the first question.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,491
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #91687116
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Jane Adapts Nonnaturally Expeditiously by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-29
Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
Jane: No
I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,846
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83581976
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jane dutch by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-08-29
Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.
He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.
And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...
Extras start at chapter 26!
- Part 7 of crackin' open a cold one
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 98,000
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Files:
- 4 versions
- AO3:
- #84865406
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After his life came crumbling down last season, Shane is healing. He's married to the love of his life, everyone knows, and he can finally lay claim to the man he once called his rival.
He didn't realize that his new rival would take the form of some busty blonde model from LA, though.- Part 1 of My Regards
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,638
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #91478136
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Party Traditions by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-08-27
Ilya and Shane host a party for the start of this year’s Irina Foundation camp.
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“The man doesn’t have any shame, that’s the thing." Marly grins, arm draped over Roz’s shoulders. “Therefore, it can’t be done. Rozy can’t be embarrassed. My money is safe.”
“Nobody has ever won? Really?” Shane asks, smiling.
Roz stares across at his husband then shrugs. “You are bluffing. Is fine, go ahead. There is nothing anyway, you can’t win.”
“Well, I was just thinking,” Hollander says, “that the guys might be interested to hear that you...have a type?” Marly could swear Shane’s eyes glanced in the direction of Scott Hunter. Could swear too that Roz tracked the movement.
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Shane gets competitive. Scott Hunter learns more than he bargained for. Marly is determined to be a really fucking good bro.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,141
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #90938386
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Cliff: You want me too break your nose?! (Ilya is on a sex ban and would do anything to get out of it. Anything.)
Yuna: She can't stop herself from peaking, to make sure Ilya can calm Shane down - she see's something else. (Shane has a meltdown and Ilya calms him down through the power of a biting kink)
Scott/Kip: What do you mean i remind you of your brother? What do you mean you don't know your a bottom? (Ilya and Scott finally talk and become friends. Shane and Kip are talking about sex. Kip introduces the concept of BDSM. Kip has regrets.)
Hayden: First he fails at convincing Shane to become his third, then walks in on him getting his back blown out, then Shane gets kidnapped. Oh no.
Svetlana: Plane crash rewrite - somehow this leads to Svetlana following Shane up a mountain in hopeless rescue attempt
Ilya: My dick too big and my bitch too hot (Shane is in SubSpace then the hotel fire alarm goes off, the team finds out something new)
Luca: what’s a BDSM relationship? (Luca sees some stuff that sets of an internal alarm)
Harris and Troy: Recording shit they shouldn’t
Or a collection of one shots of people clocking how unhinged Ilya and Shane are for each.
- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry FanFics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 132,735
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78813551
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Your Flight Has Been Delayed by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-08-26
Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.
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Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,240
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #89188201
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“-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.
Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.
“I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”
“Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”
(collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,977
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #81626591
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Best of Seven by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-17
“I’ve been looking at Twitter,” Ilya said, one hand on the wheel and the other playing with the hair at the nape of Shane’s neck. It wasn’t doing much to calm the stiffness in his shoulders. “Is not so bad, most people are more mad at your GM than you. It helps that everything is so mysterious.”
“Really?” Pava asked, his head appearing from the backseat. “I see people very mad at him.”
“Not helping, Pava.”
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Shane Hollander moves to Boston and tries to find his place on a new team. In some ways, it's more difficult than he expected.
- Part 2 of If it wasn't for that meddling kid
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,883
- Chapters:
- 3/4
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #85788391
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In an AU where Shane joins the Montreal Metros the same year he's drafted, Ilya stays in Russia and Shane is pretty pissed off about it. He's released to go to the 2010 World Junior Championships in Helsinki, Finland because he wants his rematch, damn it, and because he wants to try to convince his rival to get to the MLH as soon as possible and make things interesting.
When Shane discovers Ilya may not have stayed in Russia of his own free will, he puts together a crack team of
idiot teenagersinternational hockey players to achieve one goal: get Ilya Rozanov to Boston.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,941
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #90473116
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Four Out of Five Dentists by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-11
Four out of five dentists recommend not getting into a seven-year situationship. They also recommend brushing your teeth before making out with your MLH rival in a hotel room the summer before your rookie season.
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The story of Heated Rivalry retold in little scenes. The unseen befores and the unseen afters.
A 5 + 1 type fic. (Way more than) five times that Shane brushes his teeth alone. And the one time he doesn’t.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,392
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #90316261
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Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
Chaos ensues.- Part 2 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,014
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83190836
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A Lesson in Puck Handling by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-08-11
Shane Hollander had almost made it to morning skate on time.
Then something ran out in front of his car.
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Or, the one where Shane finds an injured kitten and takes it to the closest vet, Dr. Ilya Rozanov.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100,821
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Files:
- 5 versions
- AO3:
- #81897986
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Luca Haas vs. the AO3 Curse by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-09
Author’s note:
Hi everyone! It’s been awhile. Sorry this chapter is late. I was traveling over the weekend and my plane almost crashed, it lost an engine mid-air but thankfully we landed safely and everyone is ok. But I was writing this chapter with the plane wifi so I lost half of my edits and had to rewrite it. Hope you enjoy!Or: Luca Haas, Hollanov fanboy extraordinaire, suffers through a series of unfortunate events.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,762
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #90162341
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it's the monster hiding under your bed by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-09
Shane’s ex-girlfriends keep coming out as queer. He’s trying to be supportive, he really is, okay? Listen, he’s an ally! But it’s sort of becoming a problem. For pretty obvious reasons, because people are definitely starting to notice—Ilya most of all.
(AKA, I give Shane the most absurd queer community and convoluted coming-of-age journey of all time and it still somehow gradually makes things better in the long run.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,501
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #90071081