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  1. oh, worm? by

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    2026-03-12

    Beneath the roiling irritation, Shane is pretty sure he’s going to feel stupid in about an hour about this argument.

    Right now, though, he’s in the middle of it and annoyed enough to stay there.

    “-any fucking sense,” he says, slapping the dishtowel in his hand down on the counter and only succeeding in winding himself up further when it hits a little puddle of dishwater that sprays droplets on him.

    Unfortunately, the easiest outlet for this frustration is also the person who started this argument in the first fucking place: Ilya.

    “It does not need to make sense,” Ilya says, arms crossed over his chest in a way that says he’s feeling just as ready to commit to the world’s most stupid fight about nothing as Shane is. “Is about feeling.”

    “And you feel like you would love a worm?” Shane asks, mirroring Ilya’s posture in a way that’s meant to be mocking.

    From the way Ilya’s jaw tightens, he noticed, and it sends a petty little thrill through Shane.

    (ilya tries to be sweet and let shane know he would love him even if he was a worm) (somehow it ends up turning into a fight)

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  2. As is true of most of the best things in life, it was completely and totally Jackie’s idea.

    “Come on, are you serious? You’ve never played ‘Never Have I Ever’?”
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    Or, Shane, Ilya, Hayden, and Jackie play Never Have I Ever while on vacation. Everyone learns something about one another, and Shane learns that being open with the people he loves isn't so scary.

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  3. Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention.
    Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to.
    Also they're idiots in love

    or

    5 times Shane had to reject a guy giving him attention
    +1 time everyone found out why

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  4. "Sorry I ruined your date,” he said. His tone once again did not sound sorry at all. Shane huffed out a short laugh before he could stop himself. “No, you’re not.” The man’s smile shifted at that, turning a little more genuine for a moment before the smirk returned. This time it looked less mocking and more teasing, the corner of his mouth curling upward as his eyes flicked over Shane’s face. “No, I’m not,” he admitted easily. “I could not watch someone so beautiful suffer through such terrible date. I had to rescue you.” — After months of bugging, Shane finally gave in and let Jackie set him up on a blind date. He’s very quickly reminded why he always says no. It’s going to take him a while to trust Jackie again after this. Fortunately, or maybe unfortunately, Shane and his date happen to be sitting close to a certain blond Russian who can’t stand to see such a pretty boy suffer through such a terrible date.

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  5. Slowly, the realization of what he is asking him to do sets in. “Shane,” he croaks, his voice breaking. I can’t hurt you. “Please,” Always so pretty when he begs. Even like this, all messed up and bloody. Ilya loves him more than life. “I don’t want anyone but you touching me." That finally did it. During the Boston vs. Montreal game, Marleau doesn't knock Shane out completely but still injures him. While a fight breaks out, Shane begs Ilya to help him, right there on the ice in front of the whole arena. Unfortunately, Ilya could never say no to him. [SECOND CHAPTER WITH REACTIONS NOW ADDED]

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  6. Emma is the Boston Bears' A-WAG, and has been so for as long as she and Cliff have been together.

    The idea of Rozanov having a partner was crazy. The idea of him having a male partner (even an omega) was even crazier. But the idea of him having been with this male partner for multiple years, with children in the mix, and with none of the WAGs or the team knowing?

    Yeah, Emma wants answers. Sue her.

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  7. Two days in Vegas and one at the cottage; scenes from a honeymoon. Sequel to "saving myself for marriage," aka the woke up married fic.

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  8. With a smirk, he extends his hand to encircle Ilya's wrist, his thumb grazing the tattoo's edge, having committed the placement to memory. He looks ahead into the buzzing sea of microphones, cameras, lights, and reporters. The image they must make on camera is undoubtedly counterproductive. Ilya towering behind him, encasing him between his arms on each side of the table, glaring into the room of reporters that had dared to attack their integrity. “I believe the last question was about possible disciplinary actions against us?” In which, following his final Boston game before moving to Canada, Ilya flaunts his new tattoo during an interview. Years later, the world finally learns who it really stands for.

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  9. Scott fears the wrath of Yuna Hollander. He does not need that woman to end his life before he gets to share the rest of it with Kip. It also makes him feel more and more like a parent. Oh god, did he just adopt two baby gays? “Yes,” he can hear Kip’s voice in his head, “yes we did.” Scott doesn’t know if he wants to laugh or cry.
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    After helping Shane and Ilya confront their feelings, Scott sends them back to Ottawa to face their new reality and Shane's parents. Sequel to Lecture From a Seasoned Gay.

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  10. Hayden knows he's not the smartest guy in the world. He's got a decent hockey IQ — good enough to make him the Metros second round draft pick the year before Shane — but he doesn't read for fun like some people. He's street smart, and if this Tracie chick can be a movie star and get cat-fished that means it can happen to any celebrity.

    Maybe even a celebrity that lets his momager handle the bulk of his social media.

    Maybe especially his sweet, sheltered friend who has a secret girlfriend he's never let anyone see. Or told how they met. Or even video-called — fuck regular called — in the hotel room he shared with his best friend and teammate.

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  11. Hayden: Babe. Hayden:...do you think Shane could be gay? Jackie: Definitely. Hayden: Wait, seriously? Jackie: Yeah, I’ve suspected for years. Jackie: But why do you think so all of a sudden? Hayden: Okay, we have to come back to that but. Hayden: I got a message from him that I don’t think was meant for me… Jackie: What did it say? Hayden: You’re going to make me type it out? Jackie: Hayden, you’re thirty years old. Type out the message. It can’t be that bad. Hayden: Something about missing a cock desperately.

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  12. Knot a Distraction by

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    2026-03-07

    A reporter stepped forward. "Rozanov. Thoughts on Shane's new look?"

    "The wolfcut is falling perfectly," Ilya explained. "Also, Shane had very good game tonight. But I could not appreciate properly because I was too busy thinking about how pretty he is."

    On Twitter: Rozanov looking at Hollander’s wolfcut like it personally saved his life is my Roman Empire 🙏

    When Shane grows his hair out into a wolf cut and starts tying it into a bun, Ilya becomes distracted on the ice, and very publicly on the internet.

    Featuring: a viral hair tuck, a possessive tweet, and a team rule that exists solely because Ilya cannot behave.

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  13. The Boston Bears find out that Ilya Rozanov is extremely obnoxious about being married.

    or, Ilya Rozanov is forced to remember that his former Stanley Cup winning roster was made up of dumb hockey players.

    POV Cliff Marlow because I think he's hot.

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  14. “I don’t care that he’s gay!” Hayden says. Shane turns finally, locking eyes with Hayden, searching for any truth in that statement. Because there’s a difference between knowing theoretically that you share a locker room with a gay guy and seeing him ride a dick like it’s his life’s purpose. “I don’t. You know that. I just…him?”

    “Yes,” Shane says softly. “Him.”

    Hayden lets out a guttural groan. “Jesus, man. You couldn’t at least top him?”

    Or: 6 times Shane and Ilya get walked in on, +1 time they walk in on someone else

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  15. Question: Do you have nicknames for each other?
    1 point: No, and I wish we did. 2 points: No, but I don’t really like nicknames, anyways. 3 points: Yes, he’s my shnookums and I’m his pookie-bear!
    “What is… shnookums?” Ilya muttered. “And what is this type of bear?”

    On his flight to the cottage, Ilya completes Cosmopolitan’s “Situationship or Relationship” quiz for him and Shane.

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  16. Jackie Pike is pregnant, again. Ilya decides this is the perfect opportunity to throw a party.

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  17. Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–” Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair. Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing. (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)

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  18. “Crazy fucking season, eh? Never thought they'd let a faggot like you back on the ice,” Hollander takes a step back, immediately moving out of the way as Rozanov charges from his right, catching Bernese seemingly off guard, not anticipating him to actually hear the chirp. His chest was shoved – hard. It hurts him through his padding before his collar gets balled up and Rozanov violently shakes him, momentum favoring the speed at which he jumps him. “Watch your fucking mouth when you talk to my team,” he snarls. ; There's a new dawn on ice. And with revelation comes resistance. And with resistance, comes the very fist of the one who changes the game. Montreal is not their only problem. But with Ottawa slowly establishing themselves as a household name, their word and play is law on the ice.

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  19. A Lasting Impression by

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    2026-03-02

    The woman had her hair tucked under a knit hat, and her eyes were actually kind.

    "You are cold," she said.

    "I'm fine," Shane said. His teeth betrayed him with a chatter.

    She unwound her scarf from her own neck and wrapped it around his.

    Eight-year-old Shane goes to a hockey camp in Moscow, becomes a victim to language barrier, and gets rescued by a woman who gives him her scarf and tells him snow angels are real.

    Eighteen years later, Ilya finds out his mother had already met the love of his life.

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  20. “What if we just stop hiding? We don’t have to make a huge deal about it — no big press conference or interview or anything — we can just start being ourselves. Let the public figure it out for themselves.” Shane shrugs. “We don’t owe them an explanation for what we do off the ice. I don’t want to come out for other people; I want to come out for me, and I feel like a big announcement would make everyone want us to answer their questions all at once, and I don’t want that. Whatever the public knows about our relationship… it should be on our terms, not cause some interviewer asked us a question and we felt pressured to answer.”

    “So… like a soft launch?” asks Yuna. “I could get behind that.”

    Shane nods.

    “Okay.” Ilya puts his hand on top of Shane’s. “Let’s soft launch.”

    Or Shane and Ilya decide to soft launch their relationship.

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