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  1. It turned out the hockey season was a lot more hectic with a full social life in the BDSM club scene and a fiancé who he could never quite escape from. Not to mention wedding planning? God, Shane was in over his head. All he wanted to do was shut his mind off and be a kitty.

    sequel to 'is just ten year plan to fuck'

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  2. Penelope (Dill)
    Omg get on with it, Cass!

    Cassie (Bood)
    Thank you
    Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
    We have royalty in our midst

    Arden (Pointy)
    What the hell are you on about, Cassie?

    Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation

    Jane (Rozy)
    Uhh
    What is this?
    ______________
    or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
    or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era

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  3. Something in Shane’s chest ignites. Fast. Hot. A balloon of burning pressure inflating behind his ribs. For a moment, Shane actually sees red.

    “Don’t worry,” Shane hears himself say, easy, almost pleasant. “It’s chicken. Not dog.”

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  4. "What’s going on?”

    “Not much,” Ilya says breezily. Everything is okay now that he’s talking to Shane. Everything is perfect. “Just hanging.”

    “Just…hanging,” Shane repeats skeptically. “Sure, yeah.”

    “I miss you,” Ilya says, because this is crucial information that Shane needs to know. Though, there was something else he was supposed to tell him…

    “Oh, I forgot to tell you. We’ve been drugged.”

     

    Or: The Ottawa Centaurs unknowingly eat laced brownies, and Ilya Rozanov really loves Shane Hollander.

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  5. Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
    Chaos ensues.

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  6. Shane
    How about no one jokes about you all almost dying in a plane crash?

    Cap
    Boooooo

    Shane
    Don’t boo me from next to me in bed, loser

    Cap
    BOOOOOOOOOOO

    Another 4 months in the Centaurs team chat: Shane Hollander-Rozanov remix edition.

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  7. The team has an away game, on the way there one thing is noticable Luca and Young are very close but something changes after they celebrate their win.
    When they get back to their airport, the two rookies are avoiding each other and refusing to meet the other's eyes.
    Something clearly happened...

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  8. J.J.’s eyes settled across the parking lot, where Shane had hung up the phone but was still crouched, his silhouette dark, head down, hands at the back of his neck. Fatigued, trying to make himself smaller, hide how exposed he clearly felt. Because he and Roz were a thing. Not a one way thing but an actual… thing. Shit.
    J.J. hated Florida. The humidity fucked up his skin, and they had those giant snakes that weren’t even supposed to be there but some idiot Florida men had set them free and the swamps there were so fucked that they thrived. J.J. set his jaw, determined, before he responded. “Tell Jackie to get three tickets.” He reached into his bag and confirmed his passport was there. “It will be harder for Coach to punish all of his captains. I’m going with you.”
    He nodded his head definitively.
    Hayden nodded back.

    Or

    After the Centaurs' plane almost crashes, Shane, Hayden, and J.J. go on an increasingly ridiculous road trip across Florida to get to Ilya and his increasingly suspicious but always lovable teammates.

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  9. Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

    -----

    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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  10. "No, it's okay, it's not that big of a secret or anything now, I guess. The worst part was pretending I did not like him, like, even as a friend. And it took so much to accept that, god."

    "Ilya partied a lot those years, if we listen to the rumors."

    Ilya raises his hands. "Hey, I was young and stupid."

    Shane looks at both of them confused for a moment. "Ah, no, no, I was the difficult one." Three heads point at him violently. Shane furrows his brow, confused. "What?"

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  11. Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense. The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion. Or: Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander. Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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  12. Boyle
    ooh i’m shaking
    like your legs could even carry you to my place to punch me in the dick at this point

    Nicky C
    For real
    Surely you must be on the floor after 2 straight days with Jane

    Cap
    Who the fuck do you think I am?
    I could do a week straight with Jane and still kick your ass

    3 months in the Ottawa Centaurs' group chat.

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  13. After the events of It Takes a Village, Shane must navigate how to move forward in his career when the team he has grown to love ultimately sets a ceiling on his growth. In another life, he would have won his Stanley Cups with the Metros, been their star center and Captain, and the face of a franchise. Here, he is second line to New York's beloved captain and one of his best friends, Scott Hunter. He knows that to grow, he has to move on, but leaving the family he found in New York might be the hardest challenge he's faced yet.

    This is a sequel to It Takes a Village and will not make sense without having read that work first. If you haven't read it yet, please do! For those who have read and enjoyed ITAV, I hope this sequel does it justice <3

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  14. Harris: the sheer number of heart attacks ilya gives me on a daily basis and here you are adding to it
    Cassie: omg harris perfect segue
    Cassie: GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE NUMBER OF OUR NEWEST WAG!!!!!!
    Cassie added Jane to the conversation.

    Or, five times Shane Hollander exposes that he's a little freaky in the Ottawa WAGs chat, and the one time it's not him.

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  15. “We’re just, well-“ Choui hedges, then glances round as if he’s looking for back up. “We’re worried that you’re a bit too controlling,” Hayes blurts out. “Of Rozanov.” Shane opens his mouth to respond, but he closes it again when he realises he has no fucking idea what to say. He’s - what?

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  16. The funny thing about the whole thing is that Luca really sees none of it coming.

    Because, yes, maybe he did have a tiny, very little crush on Ilya Rozanov growing up. And sure, maybe he did have his poster hanging up next to his bed. And okay, fine, maybe there had been a time in his life where he watched every single Raiders game with a hyperfocus on a certain player, and then secretly ventured onto his Tumblr feed after to watch and rewatch his favorite gifs from the game.

    Or, Luca Haas is finally settling into who he is as a hockey player and a person. And then a certain rival of his comes bulldozing his way into his life.

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  17. Tweet by @OttawaCentaursOfficial
    March 1, 2022

    You asked, we…did something slightly different. Tune into our Instagram starting next week for Centaurs on Centaurs, a brand new series of short episodes where you’ll get to see your favorite hockey players interview each other!

    Or, the Ottawa Centaurs' version of Actors on Actors.

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  18. And so, that brings Wyatt here, where he is sitting on a sofa with Lisa on his lap, in the living room of Ilya and Shane’s Ottawa home, watching Shane Hollander on The Tonight Show. A genuinely insane string of words that he would never have thought to put together just ten months ago.

    But, Wyatt knows how to adapt, so here he is.

    Or, Wyatt Hayes and his observations on Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.

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  19. Ilya: Image Attached
    Ilya: look is you
    Shane: what
    Shane: how is that me

    Or, Shane and Ilya's texts through the years. They think about each other more than they'd admit.

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  20. Me: my sister keeps asking about my love life
    Me: she said "aren't all hockey players supposed to be sluts"

    Or, the world keeps turning, and Luca Haas goes through the motions. Until he doesn't (it might be Ilya’s fault).

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