Summary:

"What’s going on?”

“Not much,” Ilya says breezily. Everything is okay now that he’s talking to Shane. Everything is perfect. “Just hanging.”

“Just…hanging,” Shane repeats skeptically. “Sure, yeah.”

“I miss you,” Ilya says, because this is crucial information that Shane needs to know. Though, there was something else he was supposed to tell him…

“Oh, I forgot to tell you. We’ve been drugged.”

 

Or: The Ottawa Centaurs unknowingly eat laced brownies, and Ilya Rozanov really loves Shane Hollander.