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  1. can be read as a standalone or read "the stupid plan doesn't work anymore" for more detailed setup!

    socmed fic around Shane and Ilya coming out following the plane crash

     

    Shane Stan @HollanderHatTricks 

    .@VoyageursMTL☑️ seriously why is no one talking about this? @ShaneHollander24☑️ if you’re in trouble blink twice

    3:41PM 2021-01-07

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  2. hollanov’s third 🧚 @hollanovoodoo
    so….did anyone see the way shane had to be held back on the bench when ilya got hit…i don’t think i’ve ever seen him that mad….

    wanda v @hellorhighwater
    montreal’s really done it now i hope they’re scared for their lives

    reagan 𓂀 @shilya_hollanov
    his face when the refs called double minor….i fear we’re gonna see a shane hollander we’ve NEVER seen before in the last period

    Or, Shane Hollander plays Montreal for the first time since becoming a Centaur. It goes about as well as he expects.

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  3. TROY:
    Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?

    Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media

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  4. HARRIS:
    Why am I waking up to a missed call from the commissioner?
    OH MY GOD ILYA
    You CANNOT put that on your official account!!

    Or: Hollanov has gone public, Harris is permanently exhausted, and Troy just wants to get through one dinner without having to hear about Ilya fucking Rozanov.

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  5. TMZ @TMZ
    First husbands of hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, seen steamily celebrating their Stanley Cup victory in Nashville club! Videos Below:

    and

    Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip

    Hollander finally cuts loose? Looks like hockey’s Golden Boy is finally embracing his wild side!: read more

    -or-

    Married Hollanov are out on the town celebrating their Stanley Cup win. Twitter reacts.
    (Inspired by NicOlandria's night out in Nashville!)

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  6. Speak of the Devil by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-02-20

    “Rozanov, back up.”

    “Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”

    Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”

    “Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”

    @downbadinottawa
    There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.

    @montrealdefender
    we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.

    When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.

    Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.

    Translated into Chinese

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  7. “I wondered if you might be able to… hint that Rozanov and I are friends. On my Instagram and other social media. So, once we announce it, the fans won’t be as shocked,” Shane said.

    Nicole blinked. “You want me to soft launch that you and Ilya Rozanov are friends?”

    “Soft launch?”

    What was this life Nicole had found herself in? About to explain a soft launch to two-time MHL MVP Shane Hollander?

    Rose tells Shane to hire her friend Nicole as his social media manager. Over many months, Nicole starts to notice that Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov might be a little bit more than rivals and friends.

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  8. Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

    or,
    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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  9. feelingshanetastic not hollander yelling at rozanov LMFAO someone get roz out of there IlyaRozanov81 ✅ do not get me out of anywhere, i like it here. feelingshanetastic HELLO?? thathollanovfan Why is no one talking about how comfortable Ilya’s thighs look OMG, @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer wanna share? ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ✅ No.

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  10. Shane agrees to participate in a reel (thanks Harris!), so naturally, Ilya’s right there with him. The internet has a lot to say about this viral interview.

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  11. There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals. It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong. The internet would never figure it out.

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  12. Five times Shane Hollander acts (surprisingly) unhinged online and the five times Ilya acts unhinged back.

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  13. In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021 gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guy booboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021 shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part shane hollander: sweats nervously (Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)

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  14. Hayden Pike is accidentally outed as bisexual on Twitter after a speech was taken out of context. Understandably the fandom explodes and Ilya and Shane can't help but fan the flames.

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  15. Five times Ilya Rozanov acts unhinged over his husband online, and the one time Shane acts unhinged back.

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  16. Ottawa Centaurs ☑️ @OttawaCentaursOfficial

    The Ottawa Centaurs are honored to present “From the Cottage,” a limited docuseries about Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. Follow along to see their incredible journey from young rookies and rivals to where they are now, in their own words. #ftc 🏒🏡

    Or, Shane and Ilya finally get the chance to tell their story the way they want to.

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  17. r/BostonBears Breaking: Ilya Rozanov has decided to test the open market on Wednesday. Rozanov has never been a free agent before. Source: @laffertyonice In this week's breakdown, we dive into the three years of MLH chaos, heartbreak, and drama on social media, all ignited by this one insane off-season move.

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  18. After the events of I Like Jane For You, the public reacts to Rozanov and Pike as secret friends.

    Conveyed through text threads, social media, and news articles.

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  19. The Whole Time by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-01-24

    Set after The Long Game A few years after Shane has joined the Ottawa Centaurs, captained by his husband, he does a Wired Autocomplete Interview where he accidentally gives away a few shocking facts that hockey fans had not been privy to prior to that point (including, perhaps, what went down during his fight with Scott Hunter all those years ago and maybe also that he and Ilya had been seeing each other for a lot longer than most people expected) and then he has to learn to deal with the internet storm that followed, along with some annoying reactions from friends and family. Including: lots of teasing, lame jokes, cursing, viral tweets, trending hashtags and one exasperated Shane Hollander.

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  20. @rozanovisking WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello?????? 461k people liked this tweet. (ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)

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