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  1. @ russianbear clove 

     roz is so fucking funny man had two seconds to process and he spent them thinking about how to get that ass

    @ icemenace Ro - he's so real

    @ shaneybugbug Libby - oh he's been WAITING for this 

    @ iwant81 Abbie - he was so obviously joking oh my god 

    @ russianbear clove  - ummmm i don't think so

    @ iwant81 Abbie - rozanov likes girls english just isn't his first language so he accidentally made it look like something you freaks are taking advantage of

    @ russianbear clove - so he's joking or it was an accident??? Istg at least chose one

     

    or - Shane Hollander comes out and Ilya loses his mind

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  2. Hayden Pike has a 4.9-star rating on FanMail and one rule: never watch it back. Brad from Cornwall gets a very nice video about his truck. Then a lot of people have to clean up after it.

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  3. Scott Hunter is out. Surely this means it's safe for other players to come out now too, right?

    or: finding community in a group of gay hockey players who have all hooked up with the same person, continued. (a sequel to just his type)

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  4. The Hollander-Rozanov family visit Japan.

    Surely the media will be normal and let them enjoy their vacation, right?

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    Told through a series of group chats, Twitter threads, tabloid articles, and more

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    A spin-off from the first work in this series but can be read as a standalone.

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  5. Anon requested topic: "Can you please explain who 'Jane' is and why everyone in this fandom knows her?"

    holla24museum: Why yes, yes I can.

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    a tumblr post detailing Jane, Shayden's biggest hater

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  6. TMZ and half of the tabloids are certain it’s only a matter of time before Ilya Rozanov gets too drunk and drops a good old-fashioned salacious cheating scandal right into their hands.
    Fortunately for TMZ, Ilya Rozanov does get too drunk. Unfortunately for TMZ, what follows is exactly the opposite of what they were hoping for.
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    Ilya is sitting opposite Marleau, right at the center of a crowded mass of Raider's players. His phone buzzes and he looks down with a grin. Ilya taps open the message then bites his lip, eyes bright.

    A cheer goes up from all sides, feet stamping against the floorboards.

    “What?” Ilya looks up and glares about him. “Fuck off. You are all much more ugly than Hollander. Do not be acting like this.”

    Hammersmith grins. “What you looking at us like that for, hey Rozy?”

    “Yeah, c’mon man. Had to be done, right?” says Connors.

    Ilya raises his eyebrows.

    Marleau leans forward and grins. He gestures at Rozy’s phone. “Little game to see how long before we caught you fucking gazing at your phone with your fucking Montreal girl fucking face, Rozy. Gotta appreciate it again, brother. Now we really know what we’re looking at, yeah?”

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  7. in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
    um guys? are we seeing this???

    luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
    Replying to @hollanovtruther
    i love vagueposting as much as the next guy but??? involve me!
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    in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
    Replying to @daddyrozanov
    i don’t want to put it on blast but if you look up h*ll*nov you’ll see
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    luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
    Replying to @hollanovtruther
    omggggggggggg 

    Or: Shane and Ilya have a sex tape leak.

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  8. There were four pictures in the tweet that ruined Ilya’s life.

    Or, a woman secretly takes explicit photos of Shane while she is hooking up with him and later vindictively posts them online, causing a shitstorm of a media scandal that just keeps getting bigger. Shane freaks out, of course, but somehow Ilya is the one who really feels like his life is ending.

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  9. Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
    Panic! At the Bell Centre! The Montreal Metros miss the playoffs for the second season in a row. Experts and fans are wondering: what’s happening in Montreal? We asked our experts: Link

    -or-

    Who's getting ready for the playoffs?

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  10. Shane and Ilya are coming out this summer. First they need to convince the fans that being competitive doesn’t depend on hating each other at all, actually. With a little [a lot] of help from Harris Drover, it’s all going according to plan. [Well, except Ilya keeps saying that being public friends means they're now officially friends with benefits. Shane did not buy Ilya a ring to be demoted to friends with benefits.]
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    The camera tracks Shane and Ilya as they race back up the ice. They cross the finish line in a blur of speed and round on Harris.

    “I don’t-,” Harris says, “It was so tight. Maybe we call it a draw?”

    Ilya throws his arms up. “[Beep], is not a f-[beep]-ing draw, is-”

    “Harris, what the [beep]?” Shane shouts, eyes wide. “What do-”

    The two of them abruptly fall silent.

    “Um, sorry, sorry.” Ilya shrugs.

    Shane flushes. “Sorry, yeah, sorry Harris.”

    “So I’m guessing,” says Harris, “you want a re-do?”

    “Cannot be a tie,” Ilya says at the same time Shane says, “draws aren’t a real thing.”

    Harris can’t help it. He bursts out laughing.

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  11. What begins as a PR nightmare turns into a blessing in disguise for the Ottawa Centaurs.

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    Told through a series of group chats, Twitter threads, podcast transcripts, and more.

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  12. fay | in my rozanov era @rideordieacentaur
    Holy fucking shit, they’re getting married???? #hollanov
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    mai @hockeyboyfriends2481
    Wait what? 😲

     
    Or: It’s the summer of 2021. The hockey world is still reeling from Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being in a relationship, and the Ottawa Centaurs keep breaking the internet.

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  13. Brad Hammersmith @BHammerRaiders
    Replying to @raidersfangirl26 @BHammerRaiders
    @raidersfangirl26 Uh…what did I ever do to you, random teenage girl hockey fan?

    ella @raidersfangirl26
    Replying to @BHammerRaiders @raidersfangirl26
    you skate like bambi on ice and i find it personally offensive. i can recommend a retirement home if you’d like

    Brad Hammersmith @BHammerRaiders
    Replying to @raidersfangirl26 @BHammerRaiders
    What the fuck? I’m 34. And why did you tweet last month that “brad hammersmith looks like he has a not-like-the-other-girls complex but he actually is like the other girls”. What does that mean?!

    ella @raidersfangirl26
    Replying to @BHammerRaiders @raidersfangirl26
    you forgot the part where i said it’s ok to be like the other girls

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    In which a group of unlikely queers terrorizes the whole of the NHL, Boston, Montreal, and Ottawa, but most of all…each other.

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  14. @SophiaSkatesBoston:

    I bought a FanMail from Ilya Rozanov for a laugh, thinking it must be an admin error to even have him listed but...

    [Video clip begins]

    Ilya Rozanov stands against a bare white wall, wearing athletic shorts and a tank top.

    “Sophia,” he says, faux serious, “thank you for requesting a birthday video. As you can see, I am taking this all very seriously. I have good neutral background, very plain, very boring. Very professional. Does not contain anything that would make the commissioner very angry. Is just a blank wall, I have checked. Because I consider the set up of my shots. I would hate to send happy birthday video with very big, very distracting secret in the background. Would be very unprofessional, very...”

    [Tap to keep watching]

    @CentaursCentral:

    Oh my God, he did not! I laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something.

    @NHL_OffTheRink:

    If you do one thing on hockey twitter today, let it be watching this video.

    @OttawaAlways:

    Ok but has Hayden Pike seen this yet? Does he know?

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  15. Despite the *obvious* interest on both their parts (standing naked under a shower makes it hard to hide certain feelings) Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov don’t hook up after the CCM shoot. A few years later, when they’re both Captains of their respective teams, Ilya comes out as bisexual. Shane immediately makes his move to lock down the boy he’s had a crush on all this time, before it’s too late. After a surprise at a post-game press conference and a challenge from the Raiders, Shane has to convince Ilya he is serious about having a real relationship in front of professional hockey and the entire internet. Will it work? There’s only one way to find out!

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  16. Shane's, or Jane's he supposed, follower count grew, fell, wavered, then rebounded when something he said seemed to resonate with someone who shared it and then it spread from there. Presumably his team was also posting about his sponsorships and the partner brands who payed him exorbitant amounts of money to pretend he used their products. Nothing he could say as Jane could every compare to the slimy feeling that crawled up his spine each time he took a photo of his hand taking a bottle/can/container of something out of his fridge/cabinet/shelves to pretend it was part of his daily routine.

    He'd take all the nasty comments because as Jane he'd earned them saying things he believed. Shane Hollander the Golden Boy didn't have beliefs, he had brand partnerships. He was a body who could smile and hold things, label out. He had a choreographed smile which said trust me I drink this, would I lie to you?

    Jane didn't lie. Jane said what she felt, what Shane felt.

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    Shane makes a burner account and accidentally cements himself as Ilya's biggest fan.

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  17. Carmen Janelle @CLJanelle
    Ilya Rozanov on him and Hayden Pike both having an A on Team Eisner at this ASG: "Maybe he rigged the vote to get backhander tips for free. [He laughs] No, no, it will be good I think. Hollander must be seething."

    > Carmen Janelle @CLJanelle
    When I tell him about Hollander's joking remark to ask Team Hunter to draft him, Rozanov laughs. "I won't forget this," he tells me, echoing Pike. For my own sanity, I do not let him know.

    >> Ilya Rozanov ✓ @irozanov81
    🥺🥺 I cant believe this and take it all back. Is lie! I would never echo Hayden Pike!! #liesandslander


    The boys go to the All Star Game. Shenanigans ensue – mainly told through Twitter threads, with a dash of texting, tumblr, and broadcast transcripts (not in that order).

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  18. A blog reports on Ilya Rozanov’s presence at Scott Hunter’s gay club afterparty following the 2017 NHL Awards—and twitter reacts.


    I perched at the bar watching with a sinking sense of dread as the minutes ticked by and not one other player walked through the door.

    Until one did.

    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Bears and this year’s recipient of the Rocket Richard Award, turned up alone nearly two hours after Hunter’s group arrived. It was a shocking development for a number of reasons.

    Bloggers be like “I saw Ilya Rozanov dancing with gay men at the Devil’s Sacrament!!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the Devil’s Sacrament?

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  19. @ESPN:

    Shane Hollander is said to be forming a new rivalry with Detroit’s Aaron Matthews. Several NHL inside sources have confirmed that Hollander is...[link]

     

    @AlwaysOnTheIce:

    Guys, is Rozanov texting...Hollander??

    [Image of Rozanov’s phone with the following texts visible]

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    What is this? Fucking Aaron Matthews?

    Oh so you have new rival?

    You are going to be in scoring race with Matthews now? I do not think is what you want.

    You know its all made up.

    Just the league and their angles. Its not anything

    Ah but you knew about this hmm? You know and you say nothing?

    You are cheating on me now

    And with him

    He is not even good

    Oh my god, you are ridiculous

    I am not cheating on you

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    @RozanovWatch:

    What in the...

     

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  20. Ilya's love confession phone call from Moscow leaks online.

    Twitter has a few things to say about it.

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    @hockeyhickeys
    I literally don’t know what part of this to react to first. The family trauma? Ilya Rozanov feels feelings. ILYA ROZANOV LOVES SHANE HOLLANDER??

    @raidersgirl
    DOES SHANE KNOW? DO WE KNOW IF HE FOUND OUT

    @litwithfatih
    This man goes from pouring his feelings out to his lover of [redacted timeline] for what sounds like the FIRST FUCKING TIME

    Straight back to chirping. YES SIR. HARDER?

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