Breaking The Internet

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  1. The Ottawa Centaurs Break the Internet by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-09-23

    fay | in my rozanov era @rideordieacentaur
    Holy fucking shit, they’re getting married???? #hollanov
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    mai @hockeyboyfriends2481
    Wait what? 😲

     
    Or: It’s the summer of 2021. The hockey world is still reeling from Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being in a relationship, and the Ottawa Centaurs keep breaking the internet.

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  2. Ilya Rozanov Breaks the Internet by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-30

    centaurs ✅

    [picture] The middle of the Ottawa-Buffalo game. In front of a net, Ilya Rozanov is on one knee on the ice, flanked by two Buffalo players, stick outstretched toward Shane Hollander who has the puck on his stick.

    CENS WIN

    OTT 5 FINAL 1 BUF

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    The post-game press line, Ilya Rozanov sweaty and shirtless, a mic held in front of his face.

    ESPN reporter: Ilya, what an amazing assist in the second period power play. You were literally swiveling on one knee avoiding two defensemen, and sliding the puck to Hollander to score.

    Rozanov (grinning): Well, sometimes you have to go down on one knee for your man, you know.

    [Caption] Married life #Cens style: scoring goals with your husband!

     

    Or: During Shane's first season in Ottawa, Ilya keeps breaking the internet with his interviews and shenanigans. The internet, predictably, keeps losing its shit.

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