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orange chicken, hockey, and other stupid fucking surprises by livermoriumkid
Heated Rivalry (TV), The Pitt (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-25
When Dennis agrees to be the temporary on-site doctor for a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game as a favor to a classmate from medical school, he’s not expecting much. He’s not the first-choice to be team doctor, and he’s definitely not a hockey guy. His plan is simple: hide out on the sidelines until he can go home and crawl into bed. Funny how plans change. Or: Ilya takes a slapshot to the face and gets treated by a doctor who looks like a wet kitten.
- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry/The Pitt Crossovers
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- 13/13
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- AO3:
- #78868406
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Crash and Burn Brighter by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-25
When the Centaur's plane goes down in early 2021, Shane is left a shell of who he once was. When he dies in an accident months later, he is reunited with his Ilya... in 2008.
This fic is a series of moments as they live through to 2021 again, but they make things a little easier on themselves and for the people around them. The first chapter is Shane's POV, taking place in the early years. Second chapter is Kip's POV as the hockey world shifts around the phenomenon that is Hollanov.- Language:
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- 2/2
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- AO3:
- #80249641
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When I Look in the Mirror (I see you too) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-23
At the MHL awards in Vegas there is only one bathroom back stage, it just so happens Scott Hunter is trying to get a breather when the two people he had been trying to avoid all night come in and seem to miss that he’s there.
What will he overhear? And how will it change things.
- Part 1 of How they find out.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- AO3:
- #80095131
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that time Ilya Rozanov almost got arrested for arson by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-21
Scott had the perfect proposal planned.
Unfortunately for him, Ilya Rozanov decided to get involved.
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- English
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- 2,170
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #79977906
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Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-20
'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time' “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya. “I want to eat him,” Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face. “Like...sexually or...literally? Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard. “Yes,” Haas looked into the camera in utter fear. Alternatively, The Office Fic
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- 7/7
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- AO3:
- #77107491
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After a lot of struggles, Ilya and Shane get their happy ending.
(After three angsty fics in a row, I decided to be nice and cover a certain wedding)
- Part 10 of Troublemakers
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Ilya accidentally stays the night.
Hayden Pike manages to open a locked door and is now demanding answers.
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- AO3:
- #79744066
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This chat is dangerous by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-16
Gianna: what'd I miss??
Sarah: my cousin needs a date and shane hollander has a girlfriend
Gianna: omg????
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another WAG Ilya fic <3
- Part 1 of heated rivalry social media fics
- Part 6 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
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- 5,662
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- AO3:
- #77044411
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Requiem for Hayden Pike's Eyes by tiredfairycake
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-15
“I don’t care what gets you going,” Hayden said, which caused Shane to grimace. “You could have told me you were gay. I wouldn’t have said anything.” “I didn’t even know I was gay until a year ago.” Hayden paused. “You were fucking Rozanov for almost ten years and you, what, thought it was just straight homies helping each other out?” That actually got a laugh out of Rozanov. “Shane is slow sometimes.” -- Hayden accidently walks in on Shane and Ilya fucking.
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- AO3:
- #79621401
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in which ilya & shane are in the UK modelling for london fashion week when COVID strikes.
in which ilya & shane are trapped in an airbnb together during the first lockdown.
in which they both slowly go insane.
(it was either this or a love island au)
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- #79128401
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'Jane' gets added to the Centaurs WAG groupchat, after Wyatt notices Roz wearing a ring...
pov Wyatt
- Part 1 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
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- AO3:
- #79372021
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i thought i knew it all, but you came out of the blue by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-15
Me: my sister keeps asking about my love life
Me: she said "aren't all hockey players supposed to be sluts"Or, the world keeps turning, and Luca Haas goes through the motions. Until he doesn't (it might be Ilya’s fault).
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- AO3:
- #79466706
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St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up
St-Simon: the last one was so bad
St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT
St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together
Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.
Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.
Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up
Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination
St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head
[Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]
- Part 2 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
- Part 2 of a collection of hollanovs
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- #79540866
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"How did you know?"
“How did I know what?” Ilya asked.
“That Shane was gay." Hayden stared at a spot on the table.
“Well, he really liked sucking my-”
“Stop.” Hayden put a hand up. “No. I mean, obviously then you knew, but I mean… before that. How did you know?”
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Hayden Pike feels guilty about the years Shane spent in the closet, and asks Ilya about it. Ilya doesn't really want to give Hayden a crash course on gaydar, but this is his life now, apparently, so he tries his best.
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- AO3:
- #79543021
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The Destruction of Montreal by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-12
“Ilya, you’re playing the Voyageurs next, in Montreal. How are you feeling about that?” An ESPN mic is held to his face.
Rozanov grins. “Really good. About time. I know we have been winning a lot, but is always the most fun to beat Montreal.”
“The situation’s kind of changed though, hasn’t it?”
“Is true.” Rozanov looks almost thoughtful. “It used to be the most fun to beat them because they had the best player on their team. Now…” Rozanov trails off. He chances a look to the side, as if to check if someone’s there or not. “Now is going to be fun because they are very stupid.” Rozanov’s face is very hard. Serious. Angry. Scary.
Or: Signing with the Montreal Voyageurs should have been the best day in Jordan Bicker’s career. If only it weren’t for Ilya Rozanov…
- Part 2 of Hollanov from the Outside
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- AO3:
- #79381481
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Missing You (Before You Even Leave) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-12
Boston and Montreal went into triple overtime, leading to late nights, oversleeping, and morning mistakes.
- Part 9 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
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- AO3:
- #79347201
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happy wife, happy life by lipstickliterature
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-10
When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable. But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place. --- or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.
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- AO3:
- #79227011
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Let me tell you who I am (I’m your biggest fan) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-10
All in all, it might be annoying and agitating but Rozanov knows not to take it too far. He will never go out of his way to make Scott’s life miserable. It’s all in good fun, mostly private, nothing to lose any sleep over. Until Scott makes the mistake of saying yes to a series of press events in which newly graduated sports journalists get a chance to write a piece about the MLH.
Five times Scott gets harassed by a brand-new reporter and one time he tries to get him back.
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- AO3:
- #79226866
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Shane: did you send my mom an SOS? Ilya: a what? what is SOS? Shane: like a distress signal Ilya: da. yes. told her there is big distress. my husband needs to get fucked by end of week or his dick will explode. would leave our kids with one less father Or, Shane and Ilya have been cockblocked by their kids for nearly 2 weeks. When they finally get a night to themselves, the tension snaps before they even make it to their dinner reservation.
- Part 5 of Our House
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- AO3:
- #79149991
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Pummel: Fuck Jane
St-Simon: nah…
St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…
Pummel: youre right
Pummel: Sorry Jane
Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV
Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV
Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?
Carmichael: Bad timing, man.
Connors: Oh
Connors: Give me a second to read back.
Connors: Oh….
Connors: FUCK ROZANOV
[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]
- Part 1 of a collection of hollanovs
- Part 1 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79184966