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English
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Part 1 of Heated Rivalry/The Pitt Crossovers
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Published:
2026-02-04
Completed:
2026-02-25
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28,848
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13/13
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2026-10-30

orange chicken, hockey, and other stupid fucking surprises

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When Dennis agrees to be the temporary on-site doctor for a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game as a favor to a classmate from medical school, he’s not expecting much. He’s not the first-choice to be team doctor, and he’s definitely not a hockey guy. His plan is simple: hide out on the sidelines until he can go home and crawl into bed. Funny how plans change. Or: Ilya takes a slapshot to the face and gets treated by a doctor who looks like a wet kitten.

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