Summary:

Pummel: Fuck Jane

St-Simon: nah…

St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…

Pummel: youre right

Pummel: Sorry Jane

Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV

Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV

Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?

Carmichael: Bad timing, man.

Connors: Oh

Connors: Give me a second to read back.

Connors: Oh….

Connors: FUCK ROZANOV

[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]