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  1. Professional Idiots by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-09-18

    "I am bringing my new boyfriend to practice. But everyone must be nice. He's little bit embarrassed, because of his job."

    "Oh, what does he do? Is he a zamboni driver or something lol?"

    "His day job is in management, but he has a side hustle as a Shane Hollander impersonator. He does birthday parties."

    Ilya is desperate for his amazing new boyfriend to meet his friends. There's just one problem. He's dating famous hockey player Shane Hollander, and he's worried that his LGBTQ+ Beer League teammates will all get starstruck. Instead, he comes up with a solution: Tell them that he's dating a Shane Hollander impersonator, instead of the real thing.

    Sequel to Catfished By Shane Hollander!? (But you don't have to read that to understand this)

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    2/?
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    1
    AO3:
    #91391131

  2. ass-thetic by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-09-14

    Hazy: Okay, I just talked with Harris.

    Hazy: Ugly pants exchange for the next away game is a go.

    Shane: Didn't we just do this?

    Shane: Are we really going to subject ourselves to this again?

    Bood: Those were shirts, Hollander. 👕

    Bood: These are pants. 👖

    Bood: See the difference?

    Shane: There is not enough difference in the world to make me want to do this again.

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    AO3:
    #92205421

  3. Operation MarryJane by

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    2026-09-12

    "You guys," Olivia says in the tone of a woman who knows she is smarter than everyone else in the room and trying to be patient about it, "are way too invested in your captain's sex life."
    "There is no such thing as being too invested in Rozy's sex life," Micky counters in a grave voice. "He     pines."

    It's the summer of 2014 and the dust of #RozSpotted is settling. Which is objectively good. Because Ryan Carmichael has a plan and it does not involve staying out of Ilya's business.

    Or: How to trick your captain into locking down his long-term situationship—a guide for clueless beginners.

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    AO3:
    #92451696

  4. Not A Fan by

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    2026-09-09

    @SophiaSkatesBoston:

    I bought a FanMail from Ilya Rozanov for a laugh, thinking it must be an admin error to even have him listed but...

    [Video clip begins]

    Ilya Rozanov stands against a bare white wall, wearing athletic shorts and a tank top.

    “Sophia,” he says, faux serious, “thank you for requesting a birthday video. As you can see, I am taking this all very seriously. I have good neutral background, very plain, very boring. Very professional. Does not contain anything that would make the commissioner very angry. Is just a blank wall, I have checked. Because I consider the set up of my shots. I would hate to send happy birthday video with very big, very distracting secret in the background. Would be very unprofessional, very...”

    [Tap to keep watching]

    @CentaursCentral:

    Oh my God, he did not! I laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something.

    @NHL_OffTheRink:

    If you do one thing on hockey twitter today, let it be watching this video.

    @OttawaAlways:

    Ok but has Hayden Pike seen this yet? Does he know?

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    AO3:
    #92261491

  5. you're like all of your New York City friends by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
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    2026-09-07

    A man in a base cap, sunglasses, and oversized zip-up hoodie hops over the boards, joining them in the box. It's funny, Scott thinks, because that's exactly how he dresses when he wants to go out and not be recognized –

    "I'm Steve, I can help."

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    Aliens attack Madison Square Garden during a home game. Because of course they do. Because that's just what living in New York is like these days.

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    AO3:
    #92166781

  6. Internet Dad by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-09-07

    Shane: Mom.

    Shane: Are you aware that dad has unfettered internet access and is posting how to videos on YouTube calling himself Daddy David?

    Mom: Honey, it's fine. It's not that big of a deal.

    Shane: That might be the most insane thing you've ever said.

    Shane: And I have heard you threaten multiple coaches of mine with bodily harm.

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    AO3:
    #90599611

  7. The Dickscourse by

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    2026-08-31

    Ilya: You didn’t send to me(((((
    Jane: No, its a terrible picture. I retook it. Thought I’d deleted them all.
    Ilya: You should send them all
    Ilya: Never a bad picture of your dick
    Jane: I am never taking another picture ever again, are you kidding?
    Ilya: Nooooo!
    Ilya: I will kill the person who did this

    Shane's dick pic leaks but it doesn't do him justice. Ilya can't believe people are being this wrong about it on the internet.

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    AO3:
    #91743126

  8. most likely to by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-08-31

    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Behind them several of their teammates, including Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Tanner Dillon, and several rookies stand behind them. Shane sits with his arms crossed in the chair, looking slightly uncomfortable, while Ilya appears relaxed with his legs spread wide as he smiles at Shane. Harris Drover's voice can be heard behind the camera.]

    Harris: Alright, everyone, I'm going to ask you questions about who is more likely to do something between Shane and Ilya, and then you'll move behind the one you think the statement most matches, and if you think it equally applies, you can stand in the middle. Sound good?

    [There's a chorus of agreement, except for one loud, 'no' from Shane, and Zane playfully ruffles his hair causing Shane to blush, his scowl lightening slightly.]

    Harris: Great! Okay, here's the first question.

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  9. jane dutch by

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    2026-08-29

    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Extras start at chapter 26!

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    4 versions
    AO3:
    #84865406

  10. cap's (not) girl needs entertainment by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-18

    Following his injury and stay at his parents' house, Shane Hollander is bored out of his mind.

    A conversation with his best friends turned out unsuccessful and when he then talked to his not-yet boyfriend about it, Ilya has the brilliant idea to have him added to the Boston Raiders WAGs group chat.

    Hopefully they can help?

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    AO3:
    #88501886

  11. Four Out of Five Dentists by

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    2026-08-11

    Four out of five dentists recommend not getting into a seven-year situationship. They also recommend brushing your teeth before making out with your MLH rival in a hotel room the summer before your rookie season.

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    The story of Heated Rivalry retold in little scenes. The unseen befores and the unseen afters.

    A 5 + 1 type fic. (Way more than) five times that Shane brushes his teeth alone. And the one time he doesn’t.

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    AO3:
    #90316261

  12. Husband Shenanigans by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-11

    Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
    Chaos ensues.

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    AO3:
    #83190836

  13. You Deserve Sunshine(-Powered Energy) by

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    2026-08-10

    “Hello Shane. This is Ilya again, calling about your solar panel quote. Call me back when you are able, the number is—”

    Shane pokes the delete button so hard he worries about his phone screen. Every day, this fucking company calls him. Sometimes it’s Elaine or Cyrus, but Shane finds it the most irritating when it’s Ilya. Something about his attitude in his definitely-not-attractive-and-distracting Russian accent makes him sound smug, like he knows he’ll get the sale.

    He will never get the sale.

    Shane Hollander is never getting solar panels installed. Someone should probably tell Ilya, the solar panel salesman.

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    2 versions
    AO3:
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  14. Luca Haas vs. the AO3 Curse by

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    2026-08-09

    Author’s note:
    Hi everyone! It’s been awhile. Sorry this chapter is late. I was traveling over the weekend and my plane almost crashed, it lost an engine mid-air but thankfully we landed safely and everyone is ok. But I was writing this chapter with the plane wifi so I lost half of my edits and had to rewrite it. Hope you enjoy!

    Or: Luca Haas, Hollanov fanboy extraordinaire, suffers through a series of unfortunate events.

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    AO3:
    #90162341

  15. lily callout post #cancelled by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-08-08

    lily8124
    whenever rozanov gets put in the box they should put hollander in there too. he needs enrichment.

    lily8124
    ‘ohh lily then how is his team supposed to play?’ dont care. hollander chew toy for rozanov send post

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    5/?
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    AO3:
    #88753916

  16. lost in translation by

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    2026-08-07

    Ilya Rozanov has a gift.

    He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.

    Shane Hollander has a problem.

    His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.

    After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.

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    4/?
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #89337011

  17. I'm Straight! (you were not yesterday) by

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    2026-08-05

    Shane and Ilya decide to come out by building up their public friendship and slowly starting to hint at a relationship.

    One of these men is chronically read as straight and the other is Ilya Rozanov.

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    AO3:
    #79295216

  18. Fiat 500 2: Electric Boogaloo. by

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    2026-08-04

    Shane
    How about no one jokes about you all almost dying in a plane crash?

    Cap
    Boooooo

    Shane
    Don’t boo me from next to me in bed, loser

    Cap
    BOOOOOOOOOOO

    Another 4 months in the Centaurs team chat: Shane Hollander-Rozanov remix edition.

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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #89881801

  19. jane's guide to hockey 101 by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-08-02

    Selena:

    we won’t force you to watch hockey with us jane <3

    it is funny that ilya rozanov probably found the one person in montreal who doesn’t give a fuck about it tho

    Jane:

    Haha, what?

    Cassie:

    I promise we talk about much more than just hockey here!

    So if you ever are free, I promise we won’t bore you to death with a sport you don't know or care about.

    Jane:

    Sorry, hold on.

    Ilya said what?

    or, Shane joins the WAGs group chat where they have been led to believe he knows nothing about hockey.

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    AO3:
    #88440461

  20. Is it Casual Now? by

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    2026-07-31

    My own personal fever dream about what TV-show Shane might encounter if he brought the energy of his Ilya hookups to any one-night-stands...

    OR:

    Aaron is, to his own surprise, really enjoying his brother’s bachelor party. It’s not like they’re going to gay bars, but hey — no harm in looking. That’s what he tells himself as he eyes a particularly tall-and-ripped group on night two, right up until one of them (beautiful, freckled, unfortunately wearing a shirt but evocatively wide in the shoulders) looks over and catches Aaron at it. Then, he has a moment of concern. This flavor of hetero-jock seems like the type who might not take kindly to being eyed up by another dude.

    But then, completely unexpectedly, the man’s gaze does something very familiar: an evaluating dip down before returning with steady, half-lidded interest.

    Aaron knows that look, and he’s nothing if not an opportunist. He lets his gaze linger in return, eyebrows up, and then casually tips his head, pivots, and heads to the bathrooms. No expectations, just seeing if the evening might go even better than he’d dared dream.

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    AO3:
    #89313081
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