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  1. go 'round again by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-03

    Hockey Canada ☑️ @HockeyCanada
    Take in the sights and sounds with the best of Canadian hockey at Olympic orientation camp in Banff!

    ↳ gay jess @pikesbian
    jesus christ holly looks so miserable golfing

    dan 🏒 @twinkshane
    its crazy that shane hollander is the best hockey player of all time, has a fat ass, and is a genuinely good guy… all while being beautiful and gay… how does he do it

    ↳ Ilya Rozanov ☑️ @ilyarozanov
    he also has a very handsome talented husband did you know

    Or: Shane Hollander and the 2022 Olympics through the eyes of hockey twitter.

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    AO3:
    #80582886

  2. the great huntanov debacle by

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    2026-03-03

    Google search history
    Today: 5th October 2016

    17: 10
    what the fuck is huntanov

    17:10
    what does fanfiction mean

    17:11
    what is huntanov fanfiction

    17:11
    bleach for eyeballs

    (people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)

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    AO3:
    #80518311

  3. blind date(s) by

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    2026-03-02

    Jackie and Hayden conspire to set Shane up with one of Jackie's friends by inviting him over for dinner without telling him that said friend will be present. Shane and Ilya decide it's time they come out to the Pikes as a couple, so Shane invites Ilya over to the Pikes' place for dinner without sending Hayden a forewarning. Cue: a jealous man, a confused house guest, and one very kid-friendly Russian.

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    AO3:
    #80486326

  4. I may be bad (but I'm perfectly good at it) by

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    2026-03-01

    Hayden watches Shane, almost expecting him to go, "wow, I was hacked while we were at practice, look at these weird messages!". But no such luck. Shane smiles. A real smile, a big one, his text from Lily smile. God, Hayden was so sure they were sending each other endless strings of heart emojis and "I miss you more" "no, I miss you more"s, not…that. Never in a million years would he have guessed that. Or: 5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't

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    AO3:
    #80455151

  5. Not Quite Hypothetical by

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    2026-03-01

    Scott wakes up to a text from Shane Hollander asking about an annullment. He immediately regrets doing shots with the rookies the night before.

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    AO3:
    #80442056

  6. the morning show by

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    2026-02-28

    Keeping their relationship a secret wasn’t necessarily easy when they worked at different channels, and it definitely became a little harder once Ilya started working at Shane’s channel, but now that they were co-anchors, it seemed impossible. Shane knew it was only a matter of time before someone on their show team figured them out.

    or, Shane and Ilya work at the same weather channel now, but their relationship is still a secret.

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    AO3:
    #80372901

  7. what you carry (and what you unpack) by

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    2026-02-27

    Ahead of the Sochi Olympics, Shane, chronic over-packer, has invited J.J. over to help him sort the unnecessaries from the importants, hang out, and absolutely nothing else.

    When J.J. comes over and finds something unexpected in Shane's closet, things take a turn.

    (Or, J.J. discovers Shane's dildo: the fic.)

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    AO3:
    #80359481

  8. Men and the Moon by

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    2026-02-26

    “What do you imagine retired life to look like?” Shane asks, hours later. “Want to spend lots of time with you. Annoy you. Cuddle you. Fuck you,” he nips at Shane’s shoulder at that last part. “I want to find job. Maybe work more at Irina foundation. Or do something else so I don’t get bored. Will be WAG, then, yes? So come to games but also hang out with other women. And Harris.” Ilya presses a series of kisses to Shane’s neck, soft strands of hair tickling his face. “Make meal for hot husband, wait for him to come home. Rail him over kitchen counter. Or pick him up from practice, fuck him on hood of Lamborghini. Y ellow one.” “Anything else apart from work and sex with your sexy husband?” Ilya considers leaving it at that, but he has also learned that keeping secrets never works. “Kids. One, maybe two,” he says. ___ This is the prequel to Moon, Sun and Stars. It's basically our boys on the way to being girl dads.

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    AO3:
    #77453381

  9. The Easy Way to Fall in Love by

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    2026-02-26

    “We don't even know what this question is. Go on, Haas, I will even let Shane answer first, and when he gives terrible advice, I will tell you the right thing to do.”

    To Shane’s horror (and Ilya’s delight), Luca Haas asks for dating advice.

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    AO3:
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  10. it's you, it's you, it's all for you (everything i do) by

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    2026-02-26

    Ilya: Image Attached
    Ilya: look is you
    Shane: what
    Shane: how is that me

    Or, Shane and Ilya's texts through the years. They think about each other more than they'd admit.

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    AO3:
    #80250656

  11. orange chicken, hockey, and other stupid fucking surprises by

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    2026-02-25

    When Dennis agrees to be the temporary on-site doctor for a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game as a favor to a classmate from medical school, he’s not expecting much. He’s not the first-choice to be team doctor, and he’s definitely not a hockey guy. His plan is simple: hide out on the sidelines until he can go home and crawl into bed. Funny how plans change. Or: Ilya takes a slapshot to the face and gets treated by a doctor who looks like a wet kitten.

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    AO3:
    #78868406

  12. You Said, We Said by

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    2026-02-25

    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

    ----

    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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  13. one drunken night by

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    2026-02-24

    After getting a late-night call that his boyfriend Ilya has been arrested, Shane rushes to bail him out—only for their relationship to be accidentally revealed in spectacularly public fashion. What begins as a disaster turns into an unplanned coming-out that neither of them can take back.

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    AO3:
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  14. February Roadie by

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    2026-02-24

    Ilya Rozanov had no idea it was possible to be so unbearably happy in February. It was objectively the worst month of the year between the terrible weather and the exhaustion of the mid-season grind, but as he sat next to his husband on a plane to Columbus in the middle of their two week roadie, he felt almost giddy. They were cuddled together watching the latest Fast and the Furious movie (they were somehow going to space, but also the ocean floor? He had been too busy staring at his husband’s freckles framing his glasses to focus, sue him).

    OR

    Shane bonds with the team in his first season with the Centaurs, and Ilya has FeelingsTM about it.

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  15. Baby, Bend Over by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-22

    Shane is convinced that Ilya Rozanov—captain of the Boston Bears and Shane’s newest student—hates him.

    Ilya joined Shane's yoga class specifically to get closer to the hot instructor, but every attempt at flirting only seems to make things worse.

    Neither of them has any idea the other is completely in love with them.

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    AO3:
    #78314041

  16. Ilya gets added to the Hollander family groupchat by

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    2026-02-22

    Shane added David, Yuna, and Ilya to the conversation

    Shane renamed the conversation Hollander Family and Ilya

    Ilya removed Shane from the conversation

    Ilya renamed the conversation The Cool Hollanders and Ilya

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    AO3:
    #76249201

  17. In Good Company by

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    2026-02-22

    TROY:
    Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?

    Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media

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  18. The Low Road by

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    2026-02-22

    HARRIS:
    Why am I waking up to a missed call from the commissioner?
    OH MY GOD ILYA
    You CANNOT put that on your official account!!

    Or: Hollanov has gone public, Harris is permanently exhausted, and Troy just wants to get through one dinner without having to hear about Ilya fucking Rozanov.

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    #80056786

  19. boston ilya by

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    2026-02-22

    “Who is that?” Ilya asks, his body swaying closer to the door as if on instinct.

    The knocking continues, and Shane does the only thing he can think to do right now with Ilya still holding onto him, a towel wrapped around his waist. It’s not his finest idea; it would probably rank similarly to I’m clearing my head.

    Which Hayden didn’t give a fuck about, apparently.

    He unhands himself from Ilya, sliding the closet door they’d just clattered into open. “Get in.”

    “You are putting me back in the closet?” Ilya asks flatly, still standing there, still in a towel.

    “You’re not out of the closet, that’s the point,” Shane grits out, gesturing him in impatiently.

    ——————
    Or the one where Jane and Lily spend the week together, Hayden Pike plays detective, and a coming-out dinner ensues, pride skittles included.

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  20. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Break the Internet by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-22

    [An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas] @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. Posted on February 12 2:30 pm *** @ssmith20 wut? @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander. @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game. @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right?

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    AO3:
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