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1. Ilya Rozanov walks into traffic by kwiewi

   Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

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   2025-12-23

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Canon Autistic Character
   • Holiday fic yayyyyy
   • Alternate Universe
   • Meet-Cute
   • Meet-Ugly
   • can I call this a coffee shop AU? I probably can't but I will anyway
   • coffee shop AU
   • are you feeling the christmas spirit??? Cause I'm not and neither is Shane
   • Ilya is off his fucking rocker everyone
   • First Meetings
   • can ilya win in a fight against a car? more at 6
   • this is like a hallmark movies if they were gay and also featured jaywalking

   “You know, statistically, I’m much less likely to get hit by a car. I’m not the one that almost walked into traffic a few minutes ago,” Shane says. “That was all you, Rozanov.” He winks. “It is okay. I am very strong. A car could not run me over, I would run the car over with my big muscles,” he pats his bicep. “I am like that big green man. Very strong. Very angry. Massive dick.” Shane flushes. “You’re not the fucking Hulk, man, shut up. You could not fight a car.” - or: the obligatory hollanov meet-ugly

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