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exposure therapy by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-04
The Centaurs Rookies ask about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's coming out plans, only to find out that said plans are very, very bad.
Upon pointing out the flaws in the plans, Shane and Ilya get defensive; insisting that they don't need help from "a bunch of stupid boys".
Taking this personally, the Rookies then come up with a plan to fix their coming out plans by exposing them to the reality of what the internet is saying about them.
- Part 3 of Schrödinger's WAG
- Part 6 of other HR fics & oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,612
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #93943046
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The Hollander Boyfriend Checklist by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-04
In a world where Shane & Ilya never hooked up and were only ever rivals and colleagues, Shane does eventually come out (after Scott and Kip’s kiss that changed everything.) He keeps the media at bay by teasing what he’s looking for in an ideal boyfriend.
Ilya starts taking notes.
He’s not the only one.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,333
- Chapters:
- 4/6
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #86928821
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in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
um guys? are we seeing this???luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
i love vagueposting as much as the next guy but??? involve me!
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in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
Replying to @daddyrozanov
i don’t want to put it on blast but if you look up h*ll*nov you’ll see
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luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
omgggggggggggOr: Shane and Ilya have a sex tape leak.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,686
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #93388056
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Queer Eye for the Not-So-Straight Guy by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-03
Shane's first year on the Centaurs as he navigates what it means to be gay and married in public with help from the queer men and straight women who make up the Centaurs WAGs.
Shane: I’ve gotten so caught up in the idea of not being the gay hockey player and not defined by my relationship with Ilya that now people think Ilya and I are breaking up
Shane: Harris said it’s kind of like I’m going back in the closet and he’s right
Shane: but I have no idea how to be in a relationship in public
Caitlin: You were in a public relationship with Rose Landry
Selena: yeah, you two were everywhere
Shane: I was so relieved to be straight I wasn’t paying attention to any of that!- Part 2 of What Happens in the WAG Chat
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,798
- Chapters:
- 5/9
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #89442676
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For half a decade, every hockey player who wins Rookie of the Year has been found dead within a year of holding the trophy. It’s enough to make even a minimally superstitious athlete a little… concerned. But Shane Hollander isn’t worried about the supposed Calder Curse—until he ends up splitting the award with Ilya Rozanov.
- Part 11 of Inty's Gay Hockey Boys (Heated Rivalry fics)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,921
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #93324221
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“Oh,” Hollander says. Landry is still just kind of staring at the photos, face unreadable, but he must see something in her expression, because he reaches across the table to take her left hand into his—squeezes, covers it with his other hand as well. “I don’t think—well, her parents got married in front of this little pond area so—"
Hollander turns to look at her. Landry is still staring at the flower arches: the baby breath, the forget-me-nots, the heaps and heaps of roses sharing her name. Sveta throws a questioning glance Ilya’s way, her perfectly sculptured eyebrows making a valid effort to fly off her face. Ilya shrugs.
And then Rose Landry bursts into heaving sobs.
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or: Ilya gets hired to plan Hollandrys wedding. And that would be--great! If only he didn't have to biggest crush on the groom-to-be. Only, maybe he's got some things backwards?- Part 4 of my moon my man
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,197
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #91588976
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You may also be interested in... by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-25
There’s something suspicious going on with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Jean Paul Beaudry, everyone’s favourite hockey-obsessed independent reporter, wants figure out what it is.
(This is a side story to Operation O Canada, or the Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage. Please read the original fic before you read this one!)
- Part 4 of Operation O Canada
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,925
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #93266606
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I'd Be Man Enough (In A Softer Life) by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-19
Cliff Marleau knows how he's perceived.
Publicly, he's Cliff Marleau, #7, Captain of the Boston Raiders. On ice, he's imposing. Never dirty, but aggressive. Off the ice, he's your typical hockey himbo: big, loud, funny, maybe not the brightest.
Privately, to his teammates and friends, his reputation is a bit more rounded, more filled out. A good friend, a loving son. Serious when he needs to be. Reliable, trustworthy.
But he knows, he knows, the picture his reputation paints.
And he knows what it leaves out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,661
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92861586
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Shane didn't hate being one of the girls as much as he thought he would.
Ilya was going to regret giving them his number.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,525
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #79339926
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Professional Idiots by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-18
"I am bringing my new boyfriend to practice. But everyone must be nice. He's little bit embarrassed, because of his job."
"Oh, what does he do? Is he a zamboni driver or something lol?"
"His day job is in management, but he has a side hustle as a Shane Hollander impersonator. He does birthday parties."
Ilya is desperate for his amazing new boyfriend to meet his friends. There's just one problem. He's dating famous hockey player Shane Hollander, and he's worried that his LGBTQ+ Beer League teammates will all get starstruck. Instead, he comes up with a solution: Tell them that he's dating a Shane Hollander impersonator, instead of the real thing.
Sequel to Catfished By Shane Hollander!? (But you don't have to read that to understand this)
- Part 2 of Catfished! Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,732
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #91391131
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Shane is nineteen and straight in a dick-loving way (obviously), until Ilya finds a gift on his left nut... leading him to lose a ball, and in turn, gain an Ilya so much earlier in life. Be warned, this is tough subject matter delivered with the utmost respect... but also a hell of a lot of humor and laughs.
Come for a ride and see where life could have taken Shane and Ilya if they had figured their shit out at nineteen, and not twenty-six, with a supportive cast of characters and teammates. It will make you laugh, and cry... and get a little gooey.
PS: Check your balls if you've got 'em
David had refused to let Ilya take an Uber back to the hotel, so now Ilya was trapped in a small SUV, with his blowjob-buddy’s dad, after not only revealing to the poor guy that his son had an appreciation for Russian cock, but also that his balls were all kinds of fucked up. What a Tuesday.
“He’s going to undersell what’s happening to him.” David said finally, glancing at Ilya. “You’ve seen them, obviously, right?”
Yes, David Hollander. I’ve fondled your son’s balls and swallowed his cum like it was champagne. “Yes.” Ilya said instead.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 129,501
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #89181691
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one fell off and bumped their head by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-11
“Ilya?”
Ilya is splayed out on the floor, legs turned one way, and his body turned in the complete opposite direction. Zara’s body is perched over the edge of the bed, hands clutching the mattress as her tear-filled eyes stare down at her Papa,
Ilya’s right hand massages the side of his head as he slowly turns and blinks at Shane standing in the doorway.
“‘ello moya lyubov.”
“What happened?”
“Is it not obvious? I fell off the bed.”
OR:
Shane is woken up by a loud thud and fears their daughter has fallen off her new toddler bed. It turns out it was actually Ilya.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,525
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92417701
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for assistance, please call 1-800-go-fuck-yourself by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-10
Brad Hammersmith @BHammerRaiders
Replying to @raidersfangirl26 @BHammerRaiders
@raidersfangirl26 Uh…what did I ever do to you, random teenage girl hockey fan?ella @raidersfangirl26
Replying to @BHammerRaiders @raidersfangirl26
you skate like bambi on ice and i find it personally offensive. i can recommend a retirement home if you’d likeBrad Hammersmith @BHammerRaiders
Replying to @raidersfangirl26 @BHammerRaiders
What the fuck? I’m 34. And why did you tweet last month that “brad hammersmith looks like he has a not-like-the-other-girls complex but he actually is like the other girls”. What does that mean?!ella @raidersfangirl26
Replying to @BHammerRaiders @raidersfangirl26
you forgot the part where i said it’s ok to be like the other girls-
In which a group of unlikely queers terrorizes the whole of the NHL, Boston, Montreal, and Ottawa, but most of all…each other.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 109,109
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #87664181
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syllogism (boy, am I bad at math) by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-09-09
Ilya Rozanov had been talking to Harris Drover on Grindr for six months now—which was probably way longer than Grindr’s social etiquette and common sense dictated, but the guy was just something else, and Ilya hadn’t been able to convince himself to stop even once it was clear that they were never going to meet, and that sexting was all he was ever gonna get.
Harris was—he was fun, in that dry, sarcastic, bitchy, bratty way that Ilya went absolutely feral for. There was just one thing—one tiny, minuscule problem—well, more of a small wrinkle. Inconsequential at best, really.
Harris was catfishing Ilya with pictures of Shane Hollander.
or; the risk Ilya took was calculated... but boy, is he bad at math.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,054
- Chapters:
- 2/3
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #91304586
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Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-09
“Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.
“Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”
“What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.
“This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.
- Part 1 of Catfished! Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,322
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #86796417
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Not A Fan by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-09
@SophiaSkatesBoston:
I bought a FanMail from Ilya Rozanov for a laugh, thinking it must be an admin error to even have him listed but...
[Video clip begins]
Ilya Rozanov stands against a bare white wall, wearing athletic shorts and a tank top.
“Sophia,” he says, faux serious, “thank you for requesting a birthday video. As you can see, I am taking this all very seriously. I have good neutral background, very plain, very boring. Very professional. Does not contain anything that would make the commissioner very angry. Is just a blank wall, I have checked. Because I consider the set up of my shots. I would hate to send happy birthday video with very big, very distracting secret in the background. Would be very unprofessional, very...”
[Tap to keep watching]
@CentaursCentral:
Oh my God, he did not! I laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something.
@NHL_OffTheRink:
If you do one thing on hockey twitter today, let it be watching this video.
@OttawaAlways:
Ok but has Hayden Pike seen this yet? Does he know?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,243
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92261491
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What if Scott Hunter was waiting for an elevator in Vegas?
What if Shane and Ilya had an emotional support Old Man and his Art History Twink?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 258,650
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #76857821
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the birds and the bears by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-04
The man doesn’t look phased. On the contrary, he’s acting like it’s completely normal to talk about sex with a stranger.
“Well, my wife wants me to…” David hesitates, but what damage could it do? Tomorrow, he’ll be on a plane back to Ottawa and he’ll never see this man again. “She wants me to try being more dominant.”
The Russian grins. “Oh, you have met the right person.”
Or: In 2014, David and Ilya become friends and start swapping sex advice. It's too bad they don't recognize each other.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,378
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #91878901
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A missing tooth. A standard hockey emergency.
When a brutal elbow leaves Shane Hollander spitting blood on the ice, he lands immediately in the hands of the opposing team's dentist.
Shane thinks the dentist saw a cavity. The dentist knows he saw a secret.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,764
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #75388256
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Jane Adapts Nonnaturally Expeditiously by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-29
Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
Jane: No
I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,846
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83581976