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  1. Shane Hollander gets dared to make an anonymous twitter account. It sticks. OR: Shane Hollander accidentally becomes known on hockey twitter. As an Ilya Rozanov fan account.

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  2. "I play,” Ilya said, his voice a deadpan rasp, “because if I do not play, my father make me work at potato factory. I hate potatoes. I want to buy car that goes fast enough to scare God." Or Clips and photos of Ilya's teenage years in Russia get leaked.

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  3. [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.] Shane: I want Shane Hollander to- Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God? Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera? Harris: [off camera] Yes. Shane: Okay. Shane: [takes a deep breath]. Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E. Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media? Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something? (the centaurs read thirst tweets)

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  4. lily @hockey1410 pike missed? should we throw party? should we invite commissioner crowell? Or, Ilya's burner account during the run up to the Admirals' Stanley Cup win.

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  5. au where Shane is a hockey player who has a secret fan account about a rising Russian model Ilya Rozanov & one day he forgets to switch accs and posts from his official, verified page.

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  6. PopCrave @PopCrave Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander set to battle it out AGAIN for the #1 spot on this week's Apple Music Charts. [Attached are two photos from their latest concerts. Ilya is dripping in sweat, microphone in hand and a cheeky, toothy grin on his face. Hands are reaching up from the audience to worship him like they’re in gospel. Shane’s stage is swamped in a deep blue light, it’s just him with a bass guitar on stage. His eyes are closed and the crowd has their flashlights pointed towards him.] or Shane and Ilya are rival popstars coming through the ranks. People online are just a little obsessed with them.

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  7. Use this foolproof guide to make the fans love you! Not recommended by publicists.

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  8. “Fuck you Rozanov.” He smirks. Even in the dark, Shane can feel it. The way his mouth quirks up and his eyes widen. “If you ask nicely.” or shane hollander and ilya rozanov are roommates in college who hate each other. until they don’t. ft. reddit, letterboxd, RA scott hunter, tuna melts and late nights.

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  9. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov reading Thirst Tweets with Buzzfeed!

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  10. Soft Launch by

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    “People will assume things.” Shane tilted his head. “Ilya. They already are.” Blazing at the very top: #HotRivals. The title read: A Comprehensive Timeline of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (You’re Welcome) Shane 'accidentally' soft launches his secret relationship with Ilya. Several coffee cups, a jacket incident, and one extremely obvious rivalry later, fans come to a conclusion: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are not straight and not fooling anyone. Five times fans almost figure it out, and one time they do.

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  11. “Okay,” Farah began, “We can announce your relationship in two ways. We can hard launch it, like ripping off a bandaid. Or we…soft launch. Slowly. Very slowly. Give people time to wrap their heads around the idea, so that by the time you guys announce your relationship, most people will be expecting it.” Later that week, Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 posted: Great game tonight @realrozanov but don’t get your hopes up when Montreal’s in town. Thirty seconds later, Milly @shaydenforever replied: i’m screaming not my baby shane’s first post in a year being a chirp keep the PR friendship alive Thuy @hollanderposting: I just know his momager yuna (affectionate) put a gun to his head and said “if you really cared about your charity getting donations you’d be more active on social media” and you know what. God bless. 🙏 Or, a social media fic in a world where Shane and Ilya didn't get outed and instead decided to soft launch their relationship

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  12. Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler New ep of #NeutralZonePod out now! We’re talking free agency, Voyageurs cup parade shenanigans, and whatever the hell is going on in Columbus Emil @emilbeauvier72 Anything on the Hollander contract? Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler @emilbeauvier72 a little! not much to say just yet, let the guy celebrate! shane’s pr manager @holly24 if shane doesnt re sign in montreal i will kill [remembers sewerslide jokes are bad] troy barrett or: the events of the long game through the eyes of hockey twitter.

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  13. Lists

    movies that remind me of my husband
    Я люблю тебя

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    Moonlight (2016)
    Past Lives (2023)
    Snoopy, Come Home (1972)
    10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
    Lady and the Tramp (1955)
    Before Sunrise (1995)
    Ponyo (2008)

     

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    [Or: some of Ilya’s silly little movie reviews.]

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  14. "Can I really?" Shane asks worried. "Yup! Just give it a throw." A voice answers from behind the camera. "Ok," Shane says and gives the board a light throw. The board twirls up into the air before coming back down and hitting Shane in the head. "Wow, that was embarrassing." Shane and the people in the room all start to laugh. ** "Hey guys, I'm Shane Hollander, and this is my Wired Autocomplete Interview."

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  15. a series of unhinged posts by the First Husbands of Hockey

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  16. “Along these same lines, Shane is the only one allowed in my phone. He does not let anybody else in my contacts. Because I am bisexual, you know, he considers me talking to anybody but him to be cheating-” “-No I do not-” “-So, I cannot have teammates or coach in there and definitely no friends. He does all of our communicating through his own phone. Is a little inconvenient but anything to make him happy, yes?” “Ilya!” Shane shouts, “that is not true! Give me your phone right now, I’ll show them that you have more numbers in there and-” “It is recording,” Ilya points at the camera, causing Shane to look over and just sigh while Ilya continues on, “But you see, everybody, he even wants to check my phone every single day to make sure I am not breaking this rule, you just saw it there.” “That’s not what I meant!” * Comments: @shanehollanderhockeyplayer I’m never recording a video with you ever again. Okay yes I will but only if you promise not to slander me again. * OR, Ilya posts a video about the "rules" Shane has for him. These rules do not exist. Shane spirals.

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  17. The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL In its latest rulebook update, the NHL quietly added a ban on PDA on the ice. Is this merely coincidence or a response to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s now iconic Stanley Cup kiss?

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  18. Twitter discovers Shane's landlord era after his former tenant who is not a hockey fan comes across the fanmail video of them kissing

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  19. Snippets of articles and subreddit drama detailing reactions leading up to the re-airing of the Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov documentary on July 18th on ESPN2. blindgossip.com The #1 Blind Item Site in the World! HOME | LOGIN | PRIVACY POLICY | RSS | SOLVED BLIND ITEMS | TOS | TWITTER Sports Blind Item #1102 | A Relationship Years in the Making | July 05, 2021 Back in March, two famous NHL players were forced out of the closet unintentionally by another player on accident through a service called FanMail. So, let’s start with FanMail: FanMail, a video platform for celebrities to rake in extra cash to wish peasants like us happy birthdays, was taken down for a week in March while they were sorting out a ‘technical issue.’ The reason? There was no feature to review a video before posting, which was why it was taken down (users had to use Cameo instead, which has more expensive fees than FanMail). Many sports stars use FanMail, including NHL players, because they genuinely want to connect with their fans. But what’s this got to do with Ice Hockey, BG? The NHL was famously known for having no openly LGBT players, up until a few years ago, until Scott Hunter famously kissed Christopher "Kip" Grady after winning the Stanley Cup for the New York Admirals in 2017. Over North America, teams like to take part in inclusive Pride Nights, sell rainbow jerseys and merch, while making sure everyone knows that Hockey is for Everyone while donating millions to LGBT charities. And yet, in the entire history of the NHL, only two players who are currently active have ever come out publicly. Hockey is a complicated and nuanced game, after all. Who is in our cast for this blind today? Today’s cast features the following: Let's call them Player #1, Player #2, and Player #3. Let’s start with Player #1: Player #1 is your classic sweetheart NHL star with no controversies. He has an impressive resume with plenty of brands and awards tucked under his belt. He is also fiercely private about his personal life, with rumours over the years have hinted that he might be gay. Player #1 and Player #2 are “rivals”. Player #2 is a foreign-born player who’s bounced his way in and out of puck bunnies all over America until a few years ago. A true hockey pest, he never shies away from poking fun at other players or saying exactly what’s on his mind during games - usually in his first language, Refrigerator! Player #3 is on the same team as Player #1, but is not close with Player #2. Now, about FanMail: Player #3 made a FanMail post while at Player #1’s house, in his backyard. He sent the video, not realising that you can see in the background, Player #1 and Player #2 were making out in the house. The video was quickly reposted to Twitter by the recipient of this video. It wasn’t seen by many normies, as it was tagged to 50+ chronically online NHL players and their WAGs. It was taken down before the video could potentially spread like wildfire. The NHL quickly lawyered up and sent the recipient a rather threatening letter to keep the video quiet. But it had already been seen by other WAGs and players who had been tagged in it and a thus, copy of the video ended up in their respective group chats. What makes this so controversial? The truth is, Blind fans, this hot rivalry of a relationship has been going on, quietly, behind everyone else’s back, even from other players (Except it seemed Player #3). Sources are suggesting it goes back at least A DECADE. Player 1# and Player #2 have claimed to hate each other for years. They chirp on the ice, off the ice, check each other into the boards, and occasionally end up with Player #2 trying to trip Player #1 with his stick. Player #2 shocked his fans by switching teams a few years ago, to a team only a few hours away from Player #1 - now we know why! It is obvious that it was to be nearer to his partner. Player #1 hasn’t had a good time since The Outing. He does not get invited to events hosted by WAGs anymore, and his contract has not been renewed with his usual team next season, even though he is their star player and has been with them for many years. Player #2, by contrast, hasn’t had any issues with The Outing. His team are very supportive of him. Woof! Player #3, bless his soul, was mortified by the whole thing. He apologised endlessly, but like Player #1, his contract won’t be renewed next season either. They’ll probably end up going to Player #2’s team, who are much nicer players and more fun to be around, even though they're terrible on the ice. Oh, and did we mention Player #1 and #2 are engaged? Why are we talking about it now? The NHL tried to keep FanMail and some other players quiet, but after a recent reshuffle upstairs to attempt to rebrand, it seemed the timing was finally right to air out this long-hidden closet. Player #1 and #2 don't want to hide themselves anymore and the NHL have given up trying to keep this contained. And what better way than to tell North America this via an upcoming documentary, which is much classier than a random Instagram post, to announce their impending marriage? Get ready, internet. Meltdown is imminent when it airs. 7 Comments | Sorted by: ↑ Top Rated

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  20. Ilya Rozanov ✅ @ilyarozanov posted a story • 6h [Image: Photo taken from the team's chartered plane window overlooking a view of a beautiful clouded horizon.] going places you cant even pronouns 😂✌ Shane’s Book Reviews @shollander_24 replied to your story: shollander_24 *Pronounce Or how Ilya Rozanov romanced one Shane Hollander, book enthusiast, up and down the bowels of Instagram (and succeeded).

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