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  1. Ilya Rozanov’s husband sends him to the grocery store for basil under a time constraint.
    Unfortunately, Ilya grabs the first shirt he finds in Shane Hollander’s closet.
    Unfortunately, the shirt says HOLLANDER 24 on the back.
    Unfortunately, someone on hockey Twitter notices.

    Or: Ilya Rozanov accidentally outs his secret relationship with Shane Hollander while buying groceries.

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  2. Shane and Hayden can't resist playing a little prank on the internet, and on Ilya

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  3. Reactions to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been... mixed at best.
    Shane takes up one of his friends on the offer to help set the record straight about a few things.

    r/Hollanov
    u/HollanovsFourthFan · 2h
    Ilya’s 2020 Instagram Posts
    Longtime lurker, first time poster. Throwaway for reasons that will be obvious, but the mods can verify I am who I claim to be. Which is someone who knows Ilya and Shane very personally.
    I wanted to talk about some of Ilya’s instagram posts because I was looking back at them the other day and they’re literally all about Shane.
    ...
    iceprincehollander · MOD
    We’ve verified OP’s identity with the mod team. This is a close friend of Hollander and Rozanov but they are keeping their identity private so they can continue to post without facing personal and professional repercussions. Please remember to follow subreddit rules and keep things respectful.

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  4. Hiding behind it?

    Surely he didn’t mean—

    “Wait,” Ryan heard himself saying, before he could ponder if he even should. “You’re gay?”

    Or,

    Troy Barrett's apology to Ryan Price, retold from Ryan's POV.

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  5. Haydon't @hpikesbraincell
    omg you guys I think I need to check the pocket I keep his braincell ... IT'S GONE I THINK HAYD CURRENTLY ACTUALLY HAS POSSESSION OF THE BRAINCELL #goodDude #goodAlly

    Hockey Is For Everyone @Hockey4EveryoneOrg
    What a surprise! We've just spotted a very familiar car to dedicated #Metros fans in the parking lot at #PlaceBell where one of our #TRANScendingTheCloset camps is held... 👀

    [picture attached: A black minivan with black-tinted windows is parking in one of the reserved spaces in a parking lot. The background shows "Place Bell" on a hockey rink, and the back of the car features a stylised decal of a hockey stick, two Stanely Cups, several gems, a sword in a stone, and a casino chip.]

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  6. Weak Backhand by

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    2026-03-30

    Marian Kasel @MarianKaselESPN
    Asked about facing a divided #Metros team tomorrow, Boston #Raiders Captain Ilya Rozanov says, "We don't need it, but if they want to give us [an] advantage..."

    > Marian Kasel @MarianKaselESPN
    "Of course, Hollander's weak backhand is all the advantage we need. Maybe Pike finally pointed that out to him," Rozanov adds tongue-in-cheek. "It is true, but also [an] insult from Montreal's 15th best player."


    Or: Shane Hollander and Hayden Pike appear to be fighting. While the internet tries to figure out what might have happened there, Rozanov has a theory of his own – one that makes the looming Metros-Raiders match-up even more competitive.

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  7. Ilya: Troy came out to the team a few days ago and then asked me for your number

    Shane: And you thought it would be a good idea to give it to him?

    Ilya: It’s been a boring few months.
    Ilya: Was he awkward? He is so awkward.
    Ilya: He is about as bad at being gay as you are.

    Shane: Fuck you.
    Shane: And YES. It was fucking awkward.

    Ilya: I knew it.
    Ilya: Tell me everything.

    Shane: He told me he was gay.
    Shane: Which WTF. Didn't see that coming.

    Ilya: Okay, yes. And?

    Shane: And then he asked me out on a date.

    Ilya: What.

    Shane: And now we’re going to dinner next week after the game.

    Ilya: WHAT.

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  8. The hockey world is shocked when #1 draft pick Ilya Rozanov backs out of the NHL last second and opts to play for the KHL in his home country. Nobody knows why, and he leaves North America without comment. So Shane does what any kid with a crush did in 2010. He emails him. Or; the Hollanov epistolary email fic

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  9. The 21-22 regular season commences: Montreal gets checked left and right while the rest of the league faces a shiny new Ottawa Centaurs. Spoiler: Montreal doesn't get what they want out of Ottawa.

    OR
    We get a look into the Cool East Boys' text chain, or as I like to call it, "Daily Lives of Cool East Boys" (yes, from that anime).

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  10. They're soulmates. They're out to the world, for better or worse. Ilya is safe and learning to heal. Everything should be good.
    And yet.

     

    SEQUAL to Safer in Chains than to be Free

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  11. Kip wonders how long it takes for “having a fight and not talking” to turn into “had a fight and never spoke again”. Currently it has been six days, which feels like an eternity. Kip’s birthday—which Scott didn’t come to—had been Scott’s last night at home before a road trip, and he is supposed to be home tomorrow. On the nightstand, his phone buzzes repeatedly, and he picks it up to see what’s got his group chat so excited. Maybe someone interesting stopped by the Kingfisher.
    Shawn: Did you bitches see the news about the gay hockey players?!?!
    SCANDAL! HOCKEY STARTS CAUGHT IN STEAMY AFFAIR!
    Kip’s stomach drops before he even clicks the link. It’s some gossip website, with an article about how Rozanov and Hollander have apparently been involved going back years and a ton of photos and videos have been leaked. Kip doesn’t want to look but he sees them anyway, and it’s… a lot. He closes the article, feeling queasy.

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  12. Wed, October 28, at 5:11 PM
    Carter Vaughn changed chat name to "THE BOYZZZ 🙌🏽"
    Carter Vaughn: Hey guys! I just realized we didn’t have a group chat for POC NHL players so I made one!
    J.J. Boiziau: You're so right, man
    613-125-3357: I don’t know why I haven’t thought of this before. Bless my team but it’s like they are trying to camouflage with the ice

     

    OR: Shane gets added to a group chat. It doesn’t change much in the grand scheme of things, but it’s pretty entertaining—and surprisingly supportive.

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  13. Tweet by @OttawaCentaursOfficial
    March 1, 2022

    You asked, we…did something slightly different. Tune into our Instagram starting next week for Centaurs on Centaurs, a brand new series of short episodes where you’ll get to see your favorite hockey players interview each other!

    Or, the Ottawa Centaurs' version of Actors on Actors.

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  14. While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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  15. Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
    Questions arise about the timeline of the Hollander-Rozanov affair and Hollander’s sudden exit from the Montreal Metros after cryptic post: see more

    -or-

    Social media crashes out after the reveal of how long Hollanov have really been together.

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  16. [Two basic-looking men in suits sit at a desk inside the Canadian Tire Centre. Hockey players swirl around the ice behind them for warm-ups.]

    Johnny: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 2021 season opener for the Ottawa Centaurs! I’m Jonny Bernard here with Martin Thomas, and we’re so glad it’s hockey season again.

    Mark: Indeed, we are Johnny. Especially when it comes to this team.

    Johnny: Absolutely. So many have been waiting for the so-called Gayest Team in Hockey to take to the ice for the first time.

    Mark: A mantle they proudly wear, and for good reason. When you have Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and Troy Barrett on your team, being queer might just be a superpower.

    Johnny: Do you think we’ll see a Hollander/Rozanov appearance on the Kiss Cam tonight?

    Mark: I think it might be one of the greatest disappointments in all of hockey if we don’t.

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  17. Ilya Rozanov has watched the gay soccer television show four times.

    Every time he gets to the end of episode six, he loops right back around to the first episode again. Would you like to start from the beginning? His TV mocks him with the request. Every time he sees it, he tells himself he won't watch again. But he does.

    Again, again, again, again.

    It is not helping.

    Shane and Ilya end their relationship during the 2017 All-Star Game. Years pass with no contact off the ice.

    When a new TV show premieres, following two queer professional soccer players in a years-long secret relationship, the show's success creates a ripple effect through the sports world, leaving both Shane and Ilya wondering about what might have been.

    Or: Is this f*cking play about us?

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  18. rat
    @rinkrat97

    uhm. is this what I think it is?????

    *grainy image of two people kissing on a rooftop (they look like shane and ilya)*

    ❤ 278K 8:22 PM - August 31, 2017

    1.2K people are talking about this


    Now Trending: #ProperRussianGreeting #NotGayIfItsSoviet #StalinsLips


    Real American
    @JustAskingQ

    I can't believe they just let Rozanov get away with this.

    ❤ 18.2K 1:45 PM - September 2, 2017


    or, a more light hearted and crack-coded sequel to The MVP Incident (can be read as standalone)

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  19. 5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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  20. In March 2019, gambling syndicates dump data from 7,500 hacked athletes online - the biggest breach in sports history. Shane and Ilya's years of private texts are buried somewhere in three million leaked files. A story about privacy, professional hockey, and what happens when the internet finds what you thought was hidden. ----- (HCF): An early computer command that sent the machine into a race condition, forcing all instructions to compete for superiority at once. Control of the computer could not be regained.

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