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- Ilya Rozanov is a Menace ×
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Ever since Shane Hollander joined the Centaurs, the team has noticed a difference in their captain.
Rozy has always been an affectionate, hands-on guy who loves to rile people up. But with Hollander, he’s the worst they’ve ever seen. Always touching him, making suggestive comments.
Pointy’s mom works in Human Resources, and he’s pretty sure this is a case of workplace bullying. Hazy thinks Ilya has a crush and can’t take a hint. Bood just wants his team to get back to normal.
Or, in an AU where Hollanov never gets outed, 5 times a Centaur tries to shut down Ilya’s flirting and 1 time a Centaur lets it happen.
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- English
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- AO3:
- #84139176
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Lily's Twitter Account by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-05-02
Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
Obviously.Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.
- Part 4 of Kate’s wild twitter posts
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- English
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- AO3:
- #83919746
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"Where's Rose?" Shane asked, the confusion in his tone obvious, but 'Ilya' didn't buy it. Or didn't care to.
"Ah, i see. This is .. foreplay."
Shane's lips parted in disbelief.
"Foreplay?" He practically squeaked, his voice a pitch higher and riddled with concern. For both his friends safety and because— is this person flirting with him?
Or NHL star Shane Hollander accidentally calls a sex hotline and Ilya Rozanov answers.
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- AO3:
- #83485766
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i wouldn't stop for red lights by isnt_that_wizard
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-30
“You know why I got them, yes?” “I know why you think you got them.” “Is our anniversary.” “No, it’s not.” The sound of Shane’s stick blade hitting another puck reverberated through the otherwise empty rink. “I am the kind of guy who remembers those things,” Ilya leaned as close as he dared, snatching one of the pucks and taking a shot of his own before Shane could go again. He let out a pleased hum at himself as it sank into the upper left corner. “You’re fucking not. You’re the kinda guy who gets his roommate flowers to be an asshole, actually. You know, I’ve never met a single other person who’s ever done that.” Ilya gave an exaggerated pout, “You are being mean to me on our roommate anniversary.” “Are you going to do this every fucking year?” • • • • • • Ilya buys Shane flowers to celebrate the anniversary of them living together in their university apartment. Shane finds this a particularly asshole move from Ilya, considering they started living together in September and it's currently January. They spend most of the day arguing about it, until Shane finally comes clean about the deeper reason his roommate's "gift" has left him so off-kilter all day.
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- AO3:
- #84029571
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Ilya Rozanov's 12 Step Plan For Public Flirting by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-28
Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.
This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.
A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’
Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.
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Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.
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- 2/2
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83798931
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Who is ‘Jane’? by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-26
Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat...
What could go wrong??
- Part 2 of My Hollanov Fics
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- 5/5
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- AO3:
- #83652796
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Ilya and Shane go to bed satisfied after a huge win and a night of celebrating. Shane fell asleep easily and Ilya is stuck awake, but fortunately for him, Shane’s subconscious seems just as needy as when he's awake.
OR:
Ilya can't sleep, Shane has a wet dream and starts humping the bed, so Ilya wants to fuck about it
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- 1/1
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- AO3:
- #83716981
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Ilya feels many things at the very idea of his relationship with Shane being called boring. Do not get Ilya wrong; he loves boring. Boring Shane Hollander with his weak backhand, pretty freckles, and a blush that covers his entire chest when he cries after Ilya makes him cum for a fourth time that night.
But boring sex life? With his Jane? He settles on being mortally offended and scowls at his laughing teammates.
- Part 1 of Shane is Mean™
- Part 2 of Hollanov Smut
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- 1/1
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- AO3:
- #83414956
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Jane has been added to the chat. by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-22
What's a girl to do on a lonely night in Montreal? Log in to her burner account to embarrass "her" secret boyfriend publicly, some holds barred
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OR: Shane takes his revenge for all of Ilya's embarrassing thirst tweets.- Part 2 of Lily and Jane meet the internet
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- 11/11
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- AO3:
- #83352066
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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- 9/9
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79825931
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Gay or European by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-21
Rozanov is due to arrive today. Cliff isn’t freaking out. Not even a little bit. He just has no idea what to expect from him.
Or:
Five people who fail to clock Ilya Rozanov and one who immediately figures him out. AKA "being a little transparent as a hockey player is fine, because it doesn't occur to other hockey players that you might be queer".
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- #83054751
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try on calling me "baby" by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-04-21
“Wait, shit, is it really dirty?”
He glances over to Ilya, who is now dutifully collecting cones. “It’s not dirty,” Shane laughs.
“So what’s the hangup, then?”
“It’s… kinda hard to translate.” He continues before Bood can call him on that, “it sounds more old-fashioned in English. Or, it’s fine in Russian, more like. It means my beloved. Or darling, kind of. Russian’s hard to translate directly sometimes.”
“Man. That’s some Bridgerton shit.”
5 times the Centaurs hear Ilya call Shane a petname, and one time they hear Shane call Ilya one.
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90 mins ago, he was on the ice about to play Ilya and kick his ass. 85 mins ago, he was outed on national television because his dramatic boyfriend couldn’t handle seeing concealer on his freckles.
No homophobia in my fic, sorry, everyone will be nice because Shane and Ilya deserve nice things.
Takes place 2017-2018 ish, Ilya is still in Boston, and they have been dating for a year or so. Kind of AU. Let's pretend Rose was a year earlier.
- Part 3 of Supportive Montreal Metros
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- AO3:
- #79817651
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Unknown Number Its been 24 hours you can stop now Rose Who’s this ?? Stop what ?? Unknown Number Holding him hostage ~ Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.
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- #79927181
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one small step and one giant leap by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-20
Scott watched as Hollander leaned in, further, to hear Rozanov. This was the part that didn’t entirely make sense to him. The missing piece of something that felt like it was just beyond his reach. This was quiet ease and small moments of comfort and a look that makes the rest of the world fade away. This was how he felt with Kip.
Scott stilled.
It was as if someone had whispered it in his ear. It was as if the final piece of this insane, deranged puzzle finally clicked into place. His heart was pounding in his ears. He was probably wrong. In fact he was entirely wrong. This wasn’t like him and Kip. It couldn’t be Kip. Scott had been watching too many romantic comedies. His head was in the clouds.
But they weren’t touching.
Hollander and Rozanov were as close as they could be, without laying a single finger on one another. They were specifically, rigidly, separate. The warmth between them was bridled. Entirely. And this, Scott realized, his heart sinking into the floor, was also how he had felt with Kip.
Oh. Oh fuck.
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OR: Scott Hunter figures out Shane and Ilya are together at the NHL award ceremony and tries (and fails) not to freak out about it- Language:
- English
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- AO3:
- #82346716
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Domestic Bliss by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-20
They came out. They got married. Shane was traded to the Centaurs, and now he's moving in. Wait...you mean the has to *live* with Ilya's household habits? Who even knew someone could load the dishwasher wrong??
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- 6/?
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- #82011231
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The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.
Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?
Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.
@insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?
@insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund
@preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living
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- AO3:
- #83466981
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Shane Hollander's Land Rover has never failed him... until it does. On the side of the highway. In a blizzard. With Ilya Rozanov sitting shotgun, like this is all perfectly normal.
Now he's freezing, spiraling, and seconds away from being rescued by the one person who absolutely cannot find out he's secretly dating Ilya.
Or, Shane discovers that British engineering is no longer practical, especially when Hayden Pike is involved
- Part 6 of The Hollanov Fluff and Humor Files
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- #83261596
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"I knew it!" Ilya crows much too loudly, smacking Shane in the chest with the magazine. "Shane Hollander, did you buy this to jerk off to?!"
Or: Ilya is tasked with helping Shane clean out his childhood bedroom. He is totally, completely, extremely normal about this.
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- English
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- AO3:
- #83420471
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the social media menace by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-18
Post TunaMeltdown™️, Ilya Rozanov goes on a quest to get back his man using the not so subtle art of thirst traps, subtweets and psychological warfare in the form of social media.
Shane Hollander does not stand a chance.
- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83348696