Summary:

The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.

Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?

Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.

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@insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?

@insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund

@preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living