Summary:

"Where's Rose?" Shane asked, the confusion in his tone obvious, but 'Ilya' didn't buy it. Or didn't care to.

"Ah, i see. This is .. foreplay."

Shane's lips parted in disbelief.

"Foreplay?" He practically squeaked, his voice a pitch higher and riddled with concern. For both his friends safety and because— is this person flirting with him?

Or NHL star Shane Hollander accidentally calls a sex hotline and Ilya Rozanov answers.