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  1. jane dutch by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-29

    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Extras start at chapter 26!

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    AO3:
    #84865406

  2. Party Traditions by

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    2026-08-27

    Ilya and Shane host a party for the start of this year’s Irina Foundation camp.

    --

    “The man doesn’t have any shame, that’s the thing." Marly grins, arm draped over Roz’s shoulders. “Therefore, it can’t be done. Rozy can’t be embarrassed. My money is safe.”

    “Nobody has ever won? Really?” Shane asks, smiling.

    Roz stares across at his husband then shrugs. “You are bluffing. Is fine, go ahead. There is nothing anyway, you can’t win.”

    “Well, I was just thinking,” Hollander says, “that the guys might be interested to hear that you...have a type?” Marly could swear Shane’s eyes glanced in the direction of Scott Hunter. Could swear too that Roz tracked the movement.

    --

    Shane gets competitive. Scott Hunter learns more than he bargained for. Marly is determined to be a really fucking good bro.

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    AO3:
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  3. Unhinged love by

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    2026-08-26

    Cliff: You want me too break your nose?! (Ilya is on a sex ban and would do anything to get out of it. Anything.)

    Yuna: She can't stop herself from peaking, to make sure Ilya can calm Shane down - she see's something else. (Shane has a meltdown and Ilya calms him down through the power of a biting kink)

    Scott/Kip: What do you mean i remind you of your brother? What do you mean you don't know your a bottom? (Ilya and Scott finally talk and become friends. Shane and Kip are talking about sex. Kip introduces the concept of BDSM. Kip has regrets.)

    Hayden: First he fails at convincing Shane to become his third, then walks in on him getting his back blown out, then Shane gets kidnapped. Oh no.

    Svetlana: Plane crash rewrite - somehow this leads to Svetlana following Shane up a mountain in hopeless rescue attempt

    Ilya: My dick too big and my bitch too hot (Shane is in SubSpace then the hotel fire alarm goes off, the team finds out something new)

    Luca: what’s a BDSM relationship? (Luca sees some stuff that sets of an internal alarm)

    Harris and Troy: Recording shit they shouldn’t

    Or a collection of one shots of people clocking how unhinged Ilya and Shane are for each.

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  4. Second Skin by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-26

    Ilya gets a loon tattoo and learns he is allergic to second skin.

    This turns out to be a larger problem (for Shane) than it should be.

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  5. Whiskers on Kittens by

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    2026-08-24

    Foundation: Hey Lily! This is the Metros Foundation for Children. Excited to hear about you and Shane!

    Ilya: hello
    Ilya: but how did you get this number

    Foundation: Shane didn’t tell you?
    Foundation: He said you were going to be the one helping out with the charity baskets this year

    Turnabout is fair play. When asked by the Metros Foundation staff if Yuna was still doing his basket, Shane decides that it’s Ilya’s turn to play WAG.

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  6. ginger-ale24 by

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    2026-08-22

    ilyuca81

    for my new friend @ginger-ale24

    Luca Haas had a friend who liked ginger ale, the number 24 and shared his love for Ilya Rozanov.

    Or, what is the deal with ginger-ale24? And will we ever get to find out?

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    AO3:
    #91116391

  7. but they don't know what i've found by

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    2026-08-18

    Shane Hollander (!!!!!!) frowns. "You're Oliver Holmberg," he says, and politely doesn't glare at him like he's scum on the bottom of his shoe when Oliver gasps at the sound of his full name (which, his full name (!!!), has never sounded so fucking good, holy shit, Young's gonna shit himself when he tells him about this later) coming out of his mouth. "Are you looking for Ilya?"

    "Ilya?" Oliver repeats, dazed beyond belief. He sort of wants to ask if the world's swimming for everyone, or just him. "Who?"

    Shane Hollander looks abruptly, immensely pleased. Oliver has no idea what he's said to make him look like that, but he'll do anything for it to happen again.

    OR: In a world where there is no outing of Hollanov, Oliver Holmberg stumbles over the big secret twenty-four hours before it's set to be revealed.

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  8. Luca Haas vs. the AO3 Curse by

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    2026-08-09

    Author’s note:
    Hi everyone! It’s been awhile. Sorry this chapter is late. I was traveling over the weekend and my plane almost crashed, it lost an engine mid-air but thankfully we landed safely and everyone is ok. But I was writing this chapter with the plane wifi so I lost half of my edits and had to rewrite it. Hope you enjoy!

    Or: Luca Haas, Hollanov fanboy extraordinaire, suffers through a series of unfortunate events.

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  9. Pike Kids Are Smarter Than You by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-09

    Ruby
    We need to talk about Uncle Shane and Uncle Ilya.
    They are NOT ready to have a kid. So we need to make sure they’re ready by the time the baby arrives.

    Jade
    Also literally all of you need better phone security, this was way too easy.

    Or, the Pike kids team up with the Centaur rookies to prepare Shane and Ilya for fatherhood.

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    AO3:
    #80606981

  10. it's the monster hiding under your bed by

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    2026-08-09

    Shane’s ex-girlfriends keep coming out as queer. He’s trying to be supportive, he really is, okay? Listen, he’s an ally! But it’s sort of becoming a problem. For pretty obvious reasons, because people are definitely starting to notice—Ilya most of all.

    (AKA, I give Shane the most absurd queer community and convoluted coming-of-age journey of all time and it still somehow gradually makes things better in the long run.)

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    AO3:
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  11. lily callout post #cancelled by

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    2026-08-08

    lily8124
    whenever rozanov gets put in the box they should put hollander in there too. he needs enrichment.

    lily8124
    ‘ohh lily then how is his team supposed to play?’ dont care. hollander chew toy for rozanov send post

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    AO3:
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  12. lost in translation by

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    2026-08-07

    Ilya Rozanov has a gift.

    He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.

    Shane Hollander has a problem.

    His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.

    After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.

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    AO3:
    #89337011

  13. Too Early by

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    2026-08-06

    Marly: Roz
    Marly: Roz
    Marly: Roz
    Marly: I think I’m bilingual 

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    J.J. and Marly hook up after a Boston and Montreal match, effectively discovering that they are both bisexual. Unfortunately, they could not figure this out themselves, and Ilya and Shane are woken up at the ass crack of dawn to help with their friends' inability to process their feelings.

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  14. Eyes On Me by

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    2026-08-05

    @ESPN:

    Shane Hollander is said to be forming a new rivalry with Detroit’s Aaron Matthews. Several NHL inside sources have confirmed that Hollander is...[link]

     

    @AlwaysOnTheIce:

    Guys, is Rozanov texting...Hollander??

    [Image of Rozanov’s phone with the following texts visible]

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    What is this? Fucking Aaron Matthews?

    Oh so you have new rival?

    You are going to be in scoring race with Matthews now? I do not think is what you want.

    You know its all made up.

    Just the league and their angles. Its not anything

    Ah but you knew about this hmm? You know and you say nothing?

    You are cheating on me now

    And with him

    He is not even good

    Oh my god, you are ridiculous

    I am not cheating on you

    ----

    @RozanovWatch:

    What in the...

     

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  15. Fiat 500 2: Electric Boogaloo. by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-08-04

    Shane
    How about no one jokes about you all almost dying in a plane crash?

    Cap
    Boooooo

    Shane
    Don’t boo me from next to me in bed, loser

    Cap
    BOOOOOOOOOOO

    Another 4 months in the Centaurs team chat: Shane Hollander-Rozanov remix edition.

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    AO3:
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  16. The Blueprint by

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    2026-08-03

    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

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    AO3:
    #86901701

  17. The Things They Said (DOES SHANE KNOW1?!?!?1?!) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-03

    Ilya's love confession phone call from Moscow leaks online.

    Twitter has a few things to say about it.

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    @hockeyhickeys
    I literally don’t know what part of this to react to first. The family trauma? Ilya Rozanov feels feelings. ILYA ROZANOV LOVES SHANE HOLLANDER??

    @raidersgirl
    DOES SHANE KNOW? DO WE KNOW IF HE FOUND OUT

    @litwithfatih
    This man goes from pouring his feelings out to his lover of [redacted timeline] for what sounds like the FIRST FUCKING TIME

    Straight back to chirping. YES SIR. HARDER?

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  18. Jane Vs. The Ottawa WAGs by

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    2026-07-31

    CASSIE

    Centaurs WAGs meet Jane & Lizzy

    Jane & Lizzy, meet the coolest ladies in Ottawa!

     

    SELENA

    Bonjour Jane and Lizzy!

     

    CAITLIN

    Jane! Lizzy!
    ———————————-

    “Jane” is added to the Centaurs WAG chat.

    Further shenanigans ensue.

    Featuring: The rest of Shane’s cousins, Sukiyaki Gate, a new group chat and Lisa’s questionable chat naming.

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    #88462121

  19. The lights are too fucking bright right now by

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    2026-07-29

    There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.

    Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.

     

    Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

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    #88490386

  20. rotting on a wooden cutting board by

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    2026-07-28

    He doesn't mean for it to be a secret.

    Or, well. That's his story, at least. It sounds convincing in his head. He practices the words in the mirror, over and over again, at first with a flat affect and then growing into a wearied sort of pleading, an uncomfortable honesty soaking into the lines of his face as he imagines the expressions of his teammates.

    Fuck.

    He doesn't know if he can do this.

    But he knows—he knows—it's a matter of time.

    OR: Shane has a secret. It's a really, really big one.

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