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1. The Blueprint by Anonymous

   Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

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   2026-08-03

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Hayden Pike
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
   • Supportive Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Shane Hollander Comes Out
   • Love Bites
   • Funny
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Secret Relationship
   • Established Relationship
   • Locker Room
   • Epic Bromance
   • Implied/Referenced Homophobia
   • Possessive Ilya Rozanov
   • Found Family
   • Happy Ending
   • Non-Explicit Sex
   • Shane Hollander Is a Menace
   • Sassy Shane Hollander
   • Prompt Fic
   • Competition
   • Penis Measuring
   • Sexuality Crisis
   • Gay Panic
   • Dumb Hockey Boys
   • Apologies
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • I Was Drunk When I Wrote This

   After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

   Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

   • Part 1 of Prompts
   • Part 1 of Metros & Centaurs Assemble ♡

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   35,048

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Files:

   1

   AO3:

   #86901701