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  1. After a very illuminating conversation with Cliff Marleau on a night out, Carter Vaughn decides the rivalry is getting rather ridiculous. The tension between Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov is clearly at an all-time high.

    Which is why he makes a plan for the All Stars Game in 2017, recruiting a group of hockey players to help him.

    But in one thing Carter is very clear. Those two need to fuck it out.

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  2. In a world where Ilya and Shane are nothing but rivals, Shane's friends are determined to find the love of Shane's life.

    Somehow, all roads lead to Ilya Rozanov.

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  3. Marly: hes head was not in the game that night for sure

    CC: maybe he played like trash and she dumped him?
    CC: shes got to be a hockey fan
    CC: cant imagine cap dating someone who doesnt like hockey

    Marly: nah he was in a mood that day before the game

    St. Vicky: so what you think she dumped him just before the game?
    St. Vicky: bro thats brutal

    Hammer: maybe shes a voyageur sleeper agent


    The Boston Bears band together to find Montreal Jane and win her back for their beloved Captain. They are dumb but their love is pure.

    Loosely inspired by Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead with the same amount of crack but without any of the literary merit. Set post-Tuna Meltdown.

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  4. The first time Shane meets the WAGS in person.

    Cassie
    Shaaaaaaane

    Selena
    Someone call Ilya – get this man out of the kitchen

    Shane
    He's walking Anya right now so 😋
    See you all tonight 👋

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  5. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
    It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.

    What could go wrong?

    ( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")

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  6. Ilya Rozanov shocked the Hockey world when it was announced that he signed with the Ottawa Centaurs.
    And now he doesn't just have to navigate a new team, but also living in a new country; very far away from basically everyone.

    The Centaurs learn that there is more to their new teammate, more to his repuation.
    Quickly they warm up to him and give him the family that he needs.

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  7. Shane asks Ilya how many sports cars he owns. It should’ve been a simple question. He has approximately one hundred complaints about it. Ilya enjoys every single one.

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  8. During his rookie year, Shane goes to a Halloween party at a Montreal gay bar to confirm some suspicions about himself. Unfortunately, it’s 2010, so the official photographer uploads a few hundred photos to the bar’s Facebook page.

    Yuna gives real thought to finding Mark Zuckerberg and strangling him with his own hoodie strings. Probably this particular thought spiral suggests it’s time for her to step away from the PC, but the thought of taking a break – of leaving the burning fuse that could blow up her baby’s life at any moment unattended – makes her stomach churn.

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  9. Brad Hammersmith got on the allyship and somehow ended up a gay pirate himself.

    Set directly after O Lady Jane Where Art Thou, where the loyal Best Boston Bear BrosTM went on a quest to discover the truth about Lady Jane d’Montréal. There were some bumps along the road but it all worked out in the end. Brad’s not sure if the same could be said about him.

    (Despite the summary, this is neither a pirate AU nor a regency romance.)


    Can be read independently but the experience is enhanced if you read part 1 first. Contains no spoilers for O Lady Jane.

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  10. The group chat elects a new Head of the WAGs

    Harris
    Good morning, Roz

    Ilyusha 🩵
    Hello, traitor.

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  11. Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
    His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
    Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.

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  12. What if one of the Centaurs speaks Russian and accidentally overhears every time Ilya speaks to his mysterious Montreal Jane?

    or: Nick Chouinard is half-Russian and hears many things he never wanted to hear.

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  13. Léa Martin @MrsLéaMartin92
    Shane Hollander is TAKEN !?

    Clara @mrsshanehollander4ever
    Shane Hollander has a BABY????

    Léonie @LeonieGagnon27328
    Is this officially the NHL’s cutest baby?

    Lily @BostonLily1991
    DOES THE BABY HAVE FRECKLES?

    Charlotte @charlottefromquébec
    Replying to @BostonLily1991
    what?

    One month before the tuna melt incident, pictures are posted online of Shane and Hayden’s outing to the aquarium.

    Within minutes, the internet is convinced that Shane Hollander has become a father, and people everywhere are mourning the fact that the NHL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market.

    “People everywhere” includes Ilya Rozanov.

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  14. When Scott Hunter ventured out on his balcony after the 2011 All Star Game, he only wanted to get some air. He didn't expect to overhear a couple of rookies having sex. He definitely didn't anticipate hearing his own name. But when Hollander catches him eavesdropping, Scott does the upstanding thing and offers his phone number in case the younger men ever have questions about being closeted hockey players. It's the least he can do, right? Anyway, he'll probably never get a text back.

    Probably...

    AKA Scott Hunter listens to the mating call—perhaps a little too well.

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  15. Lily
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    I want to see your cock leak on me again 😉
    Will swallow if you are lucky

    Jane
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    Don't sext me while I'm with Pike. He read those messages you just sent

    OR

    After Jackie and the other WAG’s insist on adding Shane’s secret girlfriend to their group chat, “Lily” is ready to join and get a rise out of Shane. Well, that and get new secrets on all of Montreal's players…

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  16. Yuna Hollander's phone gets hacked, and her messages get leaked.

    Everybody runs to read her messages with Shane, who she has lovingly saved as Favourite Son.

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  17. JJ: I saw my teammate's partner kissing someone else in a bookstore in vermont!
    JJ: assemble the troops!
    Shane (knows): oh no.

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  18. Boodram: ???
    Hayes: huh?
    LaPointe: what
    Boyle: What is happening?
    Chouinard: wtf?
    Dykstra: the hell is happening here?
    Barrett: No offence but why is Hollander in here?

    Shane gets added to the Centaurs Group Chat. Ilya might have forgotten to mention a few things to his team.

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  19. Troy: Uh, guys.
    Troy: I just saw something I don’t think I was supposed to see.

    Bood: Seriously, Barrett?
    Bood: I told you to be careful on those porn sites.

    Hazy: 👀

    Troy: No!
    Troy: Fuck.
    Troy: NO.
    Troy: I went to the hospital to see Roz.

    Dykstra: Wait, didn’t he say for us to not visit?
    Dykstra: That he was totally fine and would be home tomorrow?

    Troy: Well, yeah, but I didn’t think that meant ME.

    Bood: I’m pretty sure that was exclusively for you.

    Haas: How was he?
    Haas: Did he look okay?
    Haas: Do you think he’s going to be alright?

    Troy: Uh, yeah.
    Troy: I think he’s going to be fine.
    Troy: Because Shane Hollander was lying in the hospital bed with him.

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  20. Carter Vaughn (NY): LISTEN UP I will give $1000 to whoever gets Shane Hollander drunk tonight

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): easy $1000

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander has never seen a good time because he lives in montreal with boring montreal teammates

    JJ 🏆💰: he had us in the first half ngl

    Shane: he had nothing in no halves

    Shane: I will have ONE beer

    or:

    Scott Hunter makes a groupchat of everyone staying on the tenth floor at the hotel during the 2016 All Star Game. Shane has more than one beer.

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